Two Words: The first word is "Spike's," except without the correct possessive apostrophe, and the second word is a noun or verb that is not capitalized as it should be in a title.
After a year-long journey to grow up and become a badass adult dragon, Spike returns to Ponyville as a kinda-there-but-not-quite-yet-badass. It doesn't quite work out as he hoped.
After a year-long journey to grow up and become a badass adult dragon, Spike returns as a kinda-there-but-not-quite-yet-badass. Everypony will fall in love with him, he'll have sex for unrealistic measures of time at once, and had at least a hundred partners by the time he returns.
Except not really, because that's stupid and highly unrealistic. At least he's sorta badass...
Trigger Warning: Parody.
1855 words: Estimated 9 minutes to read
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- Return of the Dragon. 2014-04-08 00:24:25 UTC1855