Love Bug

"Well well well, if it isn't Applejack." said Twilight.

"Twilight you're being controlled by the love bug!" said Applejack.

"You think I don't know that?"

"Hold on Caramel, I'm taken' this flank down!"

Applejack encountered Twilight Sparkle!

Twilight tried PK Fire.

Applejack lost 139 HP!

Applejack tried PK Rockin' B.

Twilight lost 267 HP!

Twilight tried PK Thunder.

Applejack's franklin badge deflected the lighting back to her!

Twilight lost 63 HP!

Applejack ate an apple.

Applejack maxed out her HP!

Twilight is gaurding.

Applejack tried PK Starstorm Q.

Twilight Sparkle lost 921 HP!

Twilight Sparkle is defeated!

Applejack gained 9,817 EXP.

Applejack leveled up to 65!

Applejack realized the power of PK Lifeup Q!

(Note: Earthbound reference.)

Twilight's eye color turned back to it's normal color. The love bug escaped her hide and tried to escape. "You aren't going anywhere you varmit!"

Applejack used her hat to trap the love bug. "Ha got you now!"

She ran to Twilight to see if she was okay. "A-Applejack?... I'm s-sorry..."

"It's okay sugarcube."

"That wasn't me... It was the love bug."

"I know Twilight, you go get one of your specimen jars and trap it. I'll take care of Caramel."

All of a sudden, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash burst inside of the room crying.

"Twilight Sparkle! Something happened to all of us!" yelled Fluttershy.

"We molested somepony!!! WE ALL MOLESTED SOME PONY!!!" yelled Rainbow Dash.

"We are a disgrace to everypony in Equestria!!! I can't live after what I done!!!" yelled Pinkie Pie.

"Don't you all see?!! If word reaches to Princess Celestia, we'll all be banished from Equestria!!!"

"Look, I know you're upset, but you were all controlled by the love bug." said Applejack.

"Either way I still raped Braeburn!"

"And I still raped Big Macintosh!"

"And I still raped Doctor Whooves!"

Twilight Sparkle trapped the love bug with the specimen jar and put it back on her desk. She handed Applejack's hat to her. "Thanks Twi."

"Listen everypony, you can't just keep saying its your fault. I know this is hard, but you have to talk to the ponies you molested. It's not like we could just go back to our normal lives and pretend that this never happened."

"Pinkie you have to talk to Braeburn and explain what happened. That goes to all of you too."

"She's right..." said Fluttershy.

"We see those ponies everyday... I mean we still need our friendship with those ponies."

"See Fluttershy get's it. What about ya'll?"

"I get it." said Rainbow Dash.

"I get it too." said Pinkie Pie.

"Good. Now find them and apologize."