The HAS Group Invades Equestria

“Are you ready for me to fill you with some chaos like a sponge-cake dear Tia?”

Celestia giggled as the Spirit of Chaos lay her down on the royal bed and stood over her with his throbbing erection posed to plunder her Princess-hood (No relation to John Hood.)

“Oh yes Discord,” Celestia replied as she stretched her hooves out upon the bed. “Make me a filthy heretic just like you want!” Discord smirked as he spread her hind hooves to give him access, revealing little-celestia. He grunted as he slid his cock, half dragon-half horse, over the forbidden folds of pureness. Oh, how he had been waiting for this day.

“Say it Celestia,” he whispered into her ear as she moaned, Discord’s Chaos Cock™ brushing against Celestia’s sopping-wet entrance. “Curse Humanity for the savages they are and i’ll give you a cream-filling you’ll never forget.” Celestia panted as the Spirit rubbed against her. She wanted this so badly.

“Tho-those humans,” she had trouble speaking with the lust coursing through her royal body. “Those humans are a bunch of faggo-”

“Stop right there Chaotical Scum!”

Celestia was cut off as a large, burly human with a waistcoat, a peaked hat and a bolt pistol smashed through the bedroom window. The waistcoat was open revealing ripped muscles with the Imperial Aquila tattooed on the firm pink flesh. The male human grasped Discord’s head with a hand and yanked the Spirit off of his waifu.

“I am Lord Commissar Alexer and I am the Emperor’s chosen,” the figure decreed. “I have come to purge your chaotic taint and lay holy waste to your misanthropy you demon whore!” Celestia covered herself with her bedsheets and cowered as Lord Commissar Alexer placed the bolt pistol against Discord’s groin and pulled the trigger.

Discord wailed as bolts blew off his hybrid penis in a spray of gore before Lord Commissar Alexer finished the Spirit with a bolt to the temple which destroyed Discord’s brain. Dropping the dead body to the floor Lord Commissar Alexer wiped blood from his face before turning to Celestia cowering in the bed.

“Prepare yourself xeno,” Lord Commissar Alexer announced. “It is my duty to the Emperor to cleanse you of any chaos taint!” With these words Lord Commissar Alexer grabbed the Princess and turned her over so her face was buried in the pillows. Celestia struggled at first but being the slut that she is she didn’t fight too hard, she wanted to feel the full might of the Imperium.

“And we shall never wavier in the face of the demon-spawn,” Lord Commissar Alexer recited as he brushed the head his nine-inch ‘Imperial Justice’ against Celestia’s anal ring. The princess looked back in fear.

“No, wait! We can’t do anal yet, the Imperial Justice will tear me apart!” Lord Commissar Alexer had a solution for this, raising a hand to pecs that would put a catchan to shame he gathered a handful of Discord-blood and slathered it on Imperial Justice.

“Do not fear Xeno,” he replied as his schlong pushed against Celestia’s donut-hole. “The blood of the demon and heretic lubricates all.”

With these words Lord Commissar Alexer thrust deep into Celestia’s bowles causing the Princess to gasp in shock. A ripple of pleasure traveled down her spine and soon Lord Commissar Alexer began to thrust with utter conviction. Celestia bit the pillow and moaned as he continually hilted inside of her as the bed slammed against the wall. The human never tired as her anal canal gripped his shaft and squeezed.

A feeling swelled up inside of her and with a final thrust Celestia came all onto her royal bed with a moan that shattered windows.

“I grant you the Emperor’s absolution!” Lord Commissar Alexer informed as he shot spurt after spurt of warm Imperial Essence into Celestia like a fire hose. After five payloads he pulled out and rolled the panting Princess onto her back. Celestia looked at him in shock, he was still hard and his penis was a blood and semen drenched tool of awe.

“How are you ready already!?” She questioned as Lord Commissar Alexer sneered.

“The Imperial Faith never waivers!” He spread her legs and inserted the tip of his Imperial Justice into Celestia's royal folds causing the mare to eep in shock and pleasure. Lord Commissar Alexer stared down at the two’s sexes joined together. “An open pussy is like a fortress with its doors unguarded and unbarred.”

With the power of the Emperor behind him Lord Commissar Alexer thrust in deep and hilted on the first try, Celestia’s mind blanking with pleasure. The faithful Imperial Servant resumed his Holy task as he ploughed the Princess senseless, Celestia’s moans heard throughout Canterlot as Lord Commissar Alexer continued on with fervour.

Celestia’s walls squeezed his cock as she came once more but still the human thrust on. She had a furious blush on her face and her moans were only interrupted with gasps of air and pants. Her eyes widened as she felt a tongue invade her mouth, a clean-shaven chin touching hers as Lord Commissar Alexer wrestled her tongue with his. She felt his thrusts get faster and the human pulled away with a saliva trial joining their mouths.

“Prepare for the warm load of Imperial Mercy Xeno!” Lord Commissar Alexer shouted with the force of a Baneblade shot. Celetia screamed in ecstasy as the human buried his Imperial Justice in all the way and filled her with Human seed. Spurt after spurt pumped in and once again Celestia came onto his dick. She would never go back to Chaos again, Mankind was the only way.

All good things have to come to an end however and Lord Commissar Alexer pulled out after the tenth burst of seed to splatter Celestia's already white coat with Holy Jizz. A few strands fell on her face which Celestia gathered with her tongue and swallowed with a greedy gulp. She lay on the bed exhausted after having recieved the best fucking of her life.

Lord Commissar Alexer buttoned up his pants and ensured that everything was holstered once more. A scream from outside alerted him to more Chaos dick-wankery so he gave one of Celestia’s nipples a final squeeze.

“While there is chaos I shall never falter!” He cried before jumping back out the window. Celestia managed to sit up and wave a hoof at him before he disappeared from view.

“Come again lest I almost fall to Chaos, once every week should keep me pure!”

Roseluck trembled as Time Turner advanced on her with his stallionhood swinging under his body. She didn’t want this, she wanted her one true mate and it was not Time Turner. She sobbed as the stallion smacked her to the ground and grabbed her rump to force it into the air. He lined up with her lips and thrusted, however this time he jabbed her thigh instead increasing the flow of tears from the distraught mare.

“Heh heh,” Dr Autism chuckled as he lined up again. “Don’t worry my waifu, my sweet Rose. This time it will go in like clockwork.” Roseluck let out another sob as the stallion moved forward again.

“Die Chaos-bringer!” The wait from her back lifted and Roseluck turned around with surprise. A large biped with his chest oiled with blood lifted Time Turner into the air by the scruff of his neck.

“Put me down, I have a waifu to steal!” Time Turner complained before the roar of a chainsword filled the air with noise. Lord Commissar Alexer positioned the pony’s anus over the tip of the weapon.

“Praise to the Emperor!”

With that Time Turner was dropped onto the blades, the stallion screaming as the chainsword devastated his anus. Lord Commissar Alexer dropped the stallion and the still-spinning weapon to pick the terrified Roseluck off the ground. The mare screamed as she was thrown through the air only to stop when a pair of arms caught her.

She looked up and saw that another human held her, not as buff but his face radiated power of an economic nature.

Lord Commissar Alexer nodded to John Hood who returned the gesture before the dapper human walked off into the sunset with his waifu in his arms as Time Turned still screamed with the sword in his arse. Lord Commissar Alexer’s work was complete, raising his arms he soared into the heavens on his way to crush the orks on Armageddon.

Oh, and on the way he punched Slaanesh’s cunt clean off.