Typical HIE Story

So, yeah. Right. Ok.

I am a typical teenaged boy. Like, so fucking typical that I have to say that I'm fucking typical. Fuck.

Uh, I mean.... Brown hair or some shit, overweight (To add some good 'ol three dimensional hocus-pocus) And bullied at school. Yep. Fucking typical.

Er...Okay...Um, I was at school or something. There was like... Bullies. Yes, bullies. Original!

I was hiding from them.

"Oh, geez, I hope that they don't find me behind this here two centimeter tall piece of wood." I say to myself. "That would not be a very fortunate thingy." I scratched my head. Why weren't they here yet?

"Oh, uh... I mean, hey! You! I'm bullying you." A jock said, almost missing me as he ran past. He started to kick me. Each blow was like a "wave of shock through my body." Right.

"Ow, fuck. That seriously hurts." I cried. "What must I have done to have this such injustice to be brought upon me?" Tears welled up in my eyes. That usually means that I am sad. The bully sneered.

"Because you are gay poo-poo." He whispered. I was devastated. Never before had I been called such things.

"Fuck. I hate you, grrrrr. Hey, look. thunder." Lightning flashed loudly outside, shaking the building with such a force that I slipped and fell.

"Ow, fuck." I had a tendency to say that. "That, like, fucking hurt." I tried to stand once more, only to slip. However, as I slipped, my foot unluckily made contact with bully's stupid face. "Ow, donkey dick!" I said as I collided with the floor. I looked up to find the bully staring at me, a look of pure hatred on his face.

"Die, bitch." He growled.

He charged at me. I got up, as he was charging abnormally slowly. I ran as fast as I could.

"Fuck." I muttered, as you would if someone was chasing you. "Someone chasing me has the potential to kill me."

All of a sudden... A purple lightning bolt flew from the sky straight towards my beautiful face.

"Oh god, not my beautiful face!" The lightning bolt suddenly changed direction, aiming at my balls. "You asshole!" I screamed.

The lightning bolt pierced through my body, as a lightning bolt may or may not do. I was taken over by the sheer amount of electrifying pain shot through me.

"Fuuuuuck!" I screamed. Woosh.

Silence. Also, blackness. But I don't think that's very race-diverse of me, so... charcoalness? Uh, darkish grayness? Yeah, that'll do.

Darkish grayness.