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The experiment is a success. Everything is going according to the plan. The scientists have been fooled. My fellow men and I are very excited. We always dreamed about a day. A day were we would meet our heroes!
This is it. We finally opened a portal to another dimension.
This particular dimension has sapient horses. Unicorns, Pegasus, Earth ponies. They are ruled by a benevolent and great princess. She inspires fear and respect, something that is good for any person in a charge of political power. But we are not going for her. She is way powerful and she reaches almost the power of a god. Maybe if we give this portal to the world to know, there could be a chance to take it. Especially with a nation I will not mention.
What are we going to do there?
Simple. We are going to be greedy and satisfy our hunger. I never felt something in my entire life like this and my fellow men neither.
I call Mike to my side.
“Mike, you know what to do.”
He looks at me in understand and he leaves the place as he is followed by Big Al. I stay with Black Shadow and he is looking at me with hapiness reflected on his eyes and I share a smile with him. Black Shadow smiles at me too.
Big Al and Mike enter with the army we specifically made for the strike; Mercenaries, which will take over the installation for our contacts in the community amd Big Al gives the order I expected for a long time.
“Kill them all!”
The mercenaries start to shot to every scientist including this Alex boy who has been a pain in the ass.
I see Black Shadow. He is smiling and crying in awe. He really enjoys this.
The bullet storm stops. The installation is in dead silence and the entire crowd is dead, Including Alex.
The mercenaries start to laugh. They enjoy this too. That’s why I choose them.
A time past and the contacts start to arrive, sex maniacs and business men. We are going to take some specimen from there and reproduce them in here so we don’t have a reason to come back. Some of them are going to be sold at high prices because of their rare positions as known personalities. We are going to sack the most we can. This is going to be one round-trip journey. If we stay more than the necessary we could be arrested by the ruler.
I put myself in front of the portal and my army made by fellow men, sex maniacs, business men and mercenaries, start to follow me into the portal.
We arrive into a meadow. It’s night. There is no sign of life perhaps us and the local fauna.
Every single person starts to scream. They want blood and they want it now.
Our first objective is… Rainbow Dash; A Blue cyan Pegasus; actually residing in Cloudsdale; in training by the military school for flyers; the town’s best flyer and the faster.
We start to run as a bunch of crazy monkeys; screaming, cursing, laughing.
I can see the town. It appears in sleep mode. But it is not going to be anymore.
My fellow men start to shoot the flare to call the attention of the town as all the flares go through the houses making noise and an annoying light to wake them up. As It should be, some Pegasus start to fly around to see what’s happening.
Big Al gives the order to the mercenaries to shoot and the Pegasus start to descend to the ground as bullets reaches them. Most of the Pegasus realizes we not came in peace so they start to fly direct to us. The sex maniacs had the task to catch some of them; at least ten, five mares and five stallions. But their principal objective is to catch Rainbow, making elven of them.
The sex maniacs start to scream like crazy beasts; I think they reserved their libido for this occasion; they start to punch furiously the head and the ribs with bats they bring, taking them with black bags to make their lights go out. Some ponies start to cry from pain others just stop moving. Even if they look deadly, they would not commit murder; that’s why I choose them.
Some of my army starts to fall; a rainbow dash can only be seen in there were the corpses of my army stands. Is she. She makes honor to her name. Even if I can’t feel anything; I have to say; this is beautiful. She is a wonderful piece of war; she could beat all my men. But this is enough. I can’t risk the operation by watching them fall.
I localize Black Shadow and with an order I tell him to go for Mike and Big Al. We are going to use it; ‘The drug’, bath salt to be precise. I told them to bring a little bag of it when the thing went out of control. Black Shadow is now making the prevention process; he is shooting the flares so all the army retires.
I start to smoke the bath salt…
I wake up. My head is feeling accelerated and my body feels great. This is the first time I slept to well. I can’t move a muscle and I’m covered in blood. What happened? A mercenary move on my way.
“Hello, sir. I can see you are awake.”
Of course I’m awake, idiot…
“I’m pleased to inform you that we secured the number and the objective.”
“I’m very glad. How did it go?”
“Sir, you murdered a lot of Pegasus; your fellow men and you almost killed the objective; and the worst news; you killed almost all the sex maniacs.”
“Why?”
“They had the duty to stop your fellow men and you.”
“Yeah, I remember.”
“The other news; we are on the second day. We expect to be on a suspicious mode by the horses, the subject has been in this world for a day now; he had to be seen some time.”
“Yes and my fellow men?”
“They are on a different room; expecting for instructions”
“Good, prepare everyone and please, bring more sex maniacs. We are going to need them.”
The mercenary leaves as some other enter to set me free from my chains. When I’m free they give me a change of clothes. I need it, I’m all dirty and this would not give good impression. But should I care. After all, we are murdering innocents.
I put the clothes on after leaving behind the old ones and with resolution I start to move to the exit. Everyone was waiting for me; the sex maniacs, the business men, the mercenaries and my fellow men. Black Shadow approaches me, he doesn’t look good. His face is beaten and he lost an ear. But perhaps everything he smiles to me.
“Sir, we are ready.”
I look at everyone. They are smiling and I return the smile. They want blood? They’ll get it!
Its night now and I’m leading the way to the next objective. Rarity; one of the best fashion known ponies around; the most Refined; the most sensible; I can’t wait to destroy it. It’s so beautiful that even if I can recognize it, anyone can.
I can see their boutique. It’s in front of us and I call Black Shadow to my side as I tell him to do what he has to do. So, we disperse and hide in different places; excepting my fellow men and I because we have to be near.
Black Shadow stands on front of the door and he start to make a lot of noise to wake them up. He starts to scream for help and compassion like an artist. He is such a great actor as I am. Some lights turns up somewhere in the house as a small trot can be listened. Then when Rarity comes out Black Shadow jumps to her feet imploring for compassion, she is confused and she doesn’t know what to do. She is in front of a stranger, imploring for help, her nature betray her thoughts.
Mike who is the closest one does his job and taking a black bag he takes it to her head making her senses black out. Black Shadow starts to laugh maniacally as he rides the beast to strangle her. Big Al comes quickly with a mallet and with the help of Black Shadow and Mike they dominate her, making her stay still on the floor. Big Al takes the mallet into the skies…
‘CRACK’
He breaks her horn so she starts to cream horribly as everyone starts to see her pain in awe. Now, my turn is to give the order to the sex maniacs.
“Go! Do as you please with her!”
They don’t even hesitate and like crazy monkeys they start to run into Rarity’s direction. They start to do dirty stuff with Rarity’s body putting their member where only her would disapprove in that moment. They came so prepared that even one of them took a dispositive to make her mouth stay open without the fear of getting their penis hurt. Some of them even have cameras and they are filming this for only god knows for what.
Sometime passes. Everyone is fully satisfied, excepting Rarity of course. But that’s not the matter now. I enter the little shop searching for her sister. She is merchandise for the market because anyone would pay good money. My fellow men are with me as they search too. Finally our searching gives product. Before our eyes there is a little white unicorn that is trembling in fear behind some accumulated dresses.
She tries to scape but her effort is frustrated by Mike who gives her a kick in the face. Big Al then takes a rope and he ties up it to her neck. She is crying now but Mike gives another kick to her face to make it quiet.
In sobbing the little unicorn looks at me and she makes a question.
“Why are you doing this?”
I see her in the eyes and with all the calm of the world I say.
“Because you are too beautiful”
Mike screams to her.
“You don’t dare to speak to the boss. You little piece of shit!”
I calm Mike. She doesn’t deserve this kind of treatment. After all, she is just a filly. But should I care? What’s wrong with me? Is this regret?
“Please mister! Leave us alone! We haven’t done anything to you! Why are you hurting us?”
What’s happening to me?
“Mike, put it a muzzle. Make her shut up, now”
She tries to fight back and keep trying to convince me but Mike is way powerful than she is.
I leave the building and my fellow men go behind me with the filly on arms; everyone outside seems to be having a good time with this repulsive joy. This is what they wanted, they are finally getting it and nothing can stop us.
Our next objective is Twilight Sparkle. The only hope I have to beat her is making it in her sleep…otherwise the thing could come out of control. She is the most powerful unicorn living and this is not child’s play.
I will do this personally, Is a one man’s job.
I leave as the other entire take the booty out of here. Nothing has to interfere with the situation I’m in now. Nothing. The shadows cover me as I’m going through the little village and directing my mission to the big tree almost in the middle of the town. Near and near; step by step.
Finally, I’m near the big tree house. Through the windows I can see a little light emanating from it. My vision feels fuzzy I can’t really see what’s happening. Soon it blacks out.
The lights come in again. I can’t believe I just fainted right in my place. It’s day now and a big crowd it’s around me. They are watching me with confusion and expectation. Twilight it’s in front of the crowd, in front of me. She gets near me; I panic. This is not what I was expecting.
“And you are?”
No. God dammit no! This was a big mistake. This shouldn’t be happening. What to do? WHAT TO DO?
“Sorry, I’m being impolite. My name is Twilight Sparkle and you are?”
No way out.
“I’m… Jack. Eeeemh. Hi, nice to meet you.”
“Oh hi, Jack. What are you doing in front of my window?”
“I’m just being a human. I… was on drugs and I just fainted here.”
“Drugs, huh? Maybe you shouldn’t use those in high proportions you could die.”
“I know, it is what I’m searching for.”
All the ponies around exchange commentaries. I know they know what we did last night. It can’t pass unperceived. A green unicorn approaches me.
“You… you… are the one that sent Davey here, don’t you?”
No! I’m in the corner. Nothing can be made.
“Who?”
“Don’t come to me with the playing innocent with me. You know what you did, murderer.”
Fuck. This is worse than I though. What did go wrong?
“I followed you after what you did. I knocked you out before anything went worse; I know your kind, liar.”
Twilight interfere, “Okay. Enough chit-chat. We already secured your little group. You not have any scape now, what you did don’t deserve mercy of any kind. The death path is what you get.”
I look at her in the eyes, they irradiating anger and hate.
BLAM!
This is not child’s play. So I’ll send my second fellow man. Black Shadow. He earned his name after a work I gave him in the Earth. A dirty one if I may. No one survived. He was alone in that mission. I can’t believe he actually did.
“Black Shadow, you know what to do”
He stares at me in awe, “Yes, I know” he leaves after that.
In the meantime I will get another one of those colorful horses. You know, to spend some time. The next target, a pink mare by the name of ‘Pinkie Pie’; great with explosives and drugs, she is a party planer after all. I’m pretty sure; I can break her mind and make her join us with some lies. But not actually. Maybe if I drug her with some heroin. God help with her. She is unpredictable.
I clap my hands in the air to get some attention, “Okay, party is over guys. Leave that mare alone and let’s head to the next target.”
A sex maniac refuses; he is so into it, “No, We just arrived! I want to fuck her more!”
I deny with my head, “That’s not up to discussion. I’m the one runnin’ this up, remember?”
He sees me with anger so other do too, “We refuse, this is our dream, just came true, we don’t want anything else to do with you guys.”
He is really starting to piss me off so I take a gun out of my pocket and point to him to show him who’s boss, “Leave it, now. There are plenty of those horses around. Don’t make me use this.”
He freaks out and looks at the other guys, they are terrified too, and with nothing else he just leaves the mare, “Okay… guys, let’s follow them”
That’s more like it. No disgusting creature is going to tell me how to run my show. Once again, I’m being followed by these men.
This is my opportune to shine. I’m going to make boss happy. This is it! The tree house. I can see a light through the window, she has to be awake, I must be extra quiet so they cannot detect me. Just opening the window, I see her, so concentrated in her readings. She’ll never know what happened.
A pink mare comes out of nowhere tackling the human, “Surprise, motherfucker!"
Twilight keeps reading and she starts to talk, “Good job, Pinkie. Now tie him up. I’m going to get my persuasion tools”
Fuck. That is not good. How they even…? I try to fight back but this mare is too powerful for me. She is heavy and just hit me in the face. How she even… tied me? She has no hands!
The purple mare comes out levitating some sort of… tool box? Is she serious?! Is she going to torture me for information? HA, that will not give you any lead, I’m the most loyal human, and anyone can count on me.
Twilight approaches the man with a dark grin in her face, “Let’s see mister human. Here, my great friend and I are wondering. You know, where did you come from and why are you attacking so cowardly my other friends?”
I get mad she is so fucking sarcastic; she already knows, I can tell, “I’m not telling you shit!”
Twilight gets a screwdriver from the tool box and levitates it; direction on my foot, next movement she stabs my foot making me screams in pain. The pink mare gives me a buck in the face, “Shut up, you big whiney baby!”
Fuck, I really hate that mare, I spit blood on the floor, “I’m not telling you shit.”
Twilight takes the screwdriver and starts to stab my other foot, a stupid grin of satisfaction in her face, “You better tell us. Otherwise, you’ll end up dead.”
Like if that was my worry, I already know I’m going to die, so screw you!, “I’m not telling you shit.”
The pink mare gives me another buck, so hard that make some of my teeth fly in another direction, she then takes me to her gaze, “Tell us!”
I just spit my blood on her face, “I’m not telling you shit”
Twilight then groan on the air making her hooves go around, “GAH! This is insanity! This guy will never spill the beans!”
Of course not you fucking whore, “I’m not telling you shit”
Twilight got mad, she takes one of the tools, oh oh, It’s a butcher knife, “I will fucking cut your tongue, I’m done fooling around, just tell us where your friends are!”
Just do it stupid cunt, so you will never obtain the information, “I’m not telling you shit”
Twilight got really mad, “You little son of a mule! I’m going to cut your fuckin’ throat!”
The pink mare got behind the purple one, “Hey, chill out, Twilight! He doesn’t worth the shot”
Twilight was chilling out but her voice has a bitter tone, “But… but… he is hurting our friends!”
Pinkie hugs her, “I know, Twilight, but we cannot just simply kill someone like that.”
I find this amusing so I start to laugh my ass off.
Twilight can’t stand it anymore, “Buck it!” She starts to beat the shit out of me with her hooves, I’m still laughing my ass off to show her who’s boss, “Shut up! SHUT THE BUCK UP!”
I black out.
