After Rainbow Dash's funeral, Twilight attempted to understand the strange phenomenon that had been happening across Equestria. Apparently many ponies were 'being invaded', an event in which a strange being appeared with the sole purpose of killing a pony. She had not been the first, or the last...but for the moment, it seemed to be over.

"Hey Twilight, wait up!" Pinkie Pie yelled at her friend as she entered the library.

"Look, I know you're going to try and cheer me up Pinkie." Twilight said through a strained smile. "But what I really need is to find a way from preventing this from happening again...and I think I've found it."

"OOh, is it some kind of spell? What does it do?" Pinkie asked immediately interested.

"Errr it is some kind of spell, and from what I can tell, it will summon defenders to fight off these 'invaders'." Twilight responded as she closed her book. "I have a feeling that the thing that killed Rainbow Dash is still around."

"Didn't Princess Celestia beat it?" Pinkie asked as she looked around nervously.

"I thought she had, but after all of the reports of strange messages appearing after the things were vanquished...I realized that the one that had attacked me may not be dead." Twilight said, not mentioning the sign she had found.

Pinkie Pie continued to look around until she saw a hint of red outside of the window. The same red color that Rainbow's murderer had been.

"Well, Twilight...it's been fun but I just realized that I left the Cakes in the oven....the cupcakes, of course not the actual Cakes, that would have been evil and awful of me....but I really have to go." Pinkie yelled back as she galloped out of the library.

"Just as well, I think I've figured out the final thing." Twilight said as her friend dashed out of her home. "I just need to tap into the same energy that the invader used aaaaand...Got it!"

Suddenly, two strange white signs appeared on the ground before her. When she looked closely, she could see two beings similar to the one that had attacked her, but instead of the red hue the evil one had carried, they seemed to be pure and white looking. When she heard the recently fixed door being roughly opened again, she quickly touched the signs causing two being to rise out of the ground. Unfortunately, the one that had kicked the door open had been Applejack instead of the evil apparition from before.

"Hey there Twi I just came to see if...What in tarnation are those?" Applejack said as she moved back. The two white phantoms approached the retreating ponies and pulled out strange wooden carvings.

"What the-" Applejack began just before the beings began tossing innumerable wooden carvings at her, each time one broke, it released a booming 'HELLO!' .

"Stop that!" Twilight yelled and the mute beings halted in their actions to turn around and face the speaker.

' I'M SORRY' Came a voice as wooden carvings pelted Twilight, the sheer number of 'I'm sorry's made Twilight feel as though she was visiting Fluttershy. The shenanigans ceased as the sound of somepony being cut in half sounded at the door. Everyone in the library turned to see Applejack slowly slide into two separate halves as the Chaos Zweihander effortlessly carved her. The white phantoms readied their weapons as the Legend casually walked over the dead farmpony. Oh shit, I forgot to mention what the white phantoms looked like...err, how about a filthy magic Falchion user and a Havel The Rock...yeh, that'll work.

"Applejack!" Twilight yelled dramatically at her dead friend as the two warriors found positions around the GiantDad who stood uncaring in the middle. The Legend made a quick hand gesture to someone outside and the quick sounds of some machinery being set up gained the attention of everybody inside.

"It's all set up Mr.Haxorlicious!" Vinyl Scratch yelled from outside the doors. Strange sounds began to play outside (listen to this all of you filthy Casuls that don't already know what music was obviously going to play. That's what you get for lvling dex fgts.)

"Fire." Came a voice from Vinyl's stereo system as the GiantDad swiftly pwned his two opponents as the 'bass cannon' was fired (I'll let you all imagine how this fight happened.) and slowly walked towards Twilight. After quickly demolishing her with his Zweihander he took her 'humanity' and left the world.

Because of the apparent lack of creativity from most of you Casuls, I shall reward the obviously pro-Radical Prescott by showing his own idea.

So with my fight scene, the two summoned guys got cut down instantly by stunlock because Twilight's treehouse is so small that they barely fuckin' fit in there, then he walks over to Twilight, she tries to use her magic barrier, then he pounds his Zweihander against it, slashing back and forth, Twilight is too stunned and scared because of the deaths of the summoned and the extremely loud music, her shield dissipates and she's slammed into a wall, then caught in a stunlock, it only took one slash of the Zweihander to destroy her weak body, as she was a filthy magic user.

After death, Twilight was presented with a strange message asking if she would like to indict SuperHaxorlicious. She quickly said yes and the GiantDad was put on the list of the indicted...on which he was already above all others.

'good.' he thought. 'I wanted to slay more filthy casuls anyway.'

Author's Note

I can't write this kind of thing and be serious, I hope you can all forgive me.