Okay, fine, since you aint all falling for it: This is a reverse-troll fic! It's really just a gay clop story dressed up in fake-trollfic clothes!

Braeburn visits the Ponyville gloryhole for some good, wholesome fun. But he's also half hoping he'll run into a certain fringe-related pony...

A late April's Fool's story. Not to be taken seriously.

Do not read if under age 18. Do not read if over age 18. Just don't read this at all!