The Dress that was 20% Cooler[Dark, Random, Crossover]
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The Dress that was 20% Cooler[Dark, Random, Crossover]
Rarity, pressured by her friends into making new dresses, snaps. And then she aquires a new material in a new place, making part of Rainbow's dress out of this mysterious cloth, assuring Rainbow Dash the dress is "20% cooler." It's a good thing Rainbow Dash does not realize what she truly means when she says this.
The time was 12:03 AM, the place was Carousel Boutique in Ponyville, the continent Equestria, on the planet Paradisus. At this time in this location, sat a rather disheveled-looking mare. Her mane was rumpled, her makeup smeared, and her eye was twitching rather unnervingly. This mare had one been the sophisticated, elegant, and put-together pony known simply as Rarity. She was in this poor state of both body of mind due to that ever-present pain in the neck known as stress.
The source of her stress? Well, miss Rarity had lost quite a bit of sleep making beautiful dresses for her friends. She had so much effort into these pieces of art...but her friends were disappointed in how they turned out. Instead of saying "too bad" as many others would, she decided to tailor some new dresses, fitted to what her friends had wanted. She was glad her friends were pleased so far, though Rarity herself thouht they were awful.
There was one dress in particular that was driving her mad and keeping her up so late. Rainbow Dash had requested that hers be "20% cooler." Rarity had tried several designs, but Rainbow had yet to be pleased. There was one she liked, but still insisted that it had to that infuriating "20% cooler." Rarity wasn't sure how to pull it off. She mulled it over and over and over and over and oh what do you know she couldn't do it this was so maddening why did it need to be that cursed "20% cooler" she was going to crack-
"Oh, buck this!" Rarity screamed. She fliped the table in a surprsing feat of strength, scattering pencils and papers all over the floor. She howled with rage. It seems as though she has indeed snapped.
She frothed at the mouth a bit, snorting madly. Her magic was out of control, xausing drawers to open and close, smaller objects to fly around, and the house to shake ever so slightly. Rarity grabbed a large knife out of thin air, trying to prevent the wall from getting impaled. Her unstable magic then somehow teleported her into...ANOTHER DIMENSION.
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Goku was smashed backwards into the cliff. He fell down, groaning in pain. The purple villain above him laughed maniacaly. Neither noticed the flash of pale blue light behind them, or the insanely-grinning white unicorn that appeared from it. They didn't notice the huge knife she held in her telekinetic grasp.
A small bird fell into Goku's hand, and then expired. He. Was. Pissed.
His hair began to glow gold, his eyes turned bluish-green, and he stood up, despite just being bashed into a giant rock.
"I will defeat you, Cooler!" he snarled.
The pony's ear twitched. Cooler? thought the pony that had been Rarity, now reduced to a madpony. Dash...she wanted a dress...made..of cooler... Yes, it all made sense now! Rainbow Dash simply wanted a dress, that was 20% Cooler, not 20% cooler. Not-Rarity grinned like the maniac she was, and charged towards Cooler.
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"Wow, Rarity!" squeed Rainbow Dash. "This is dress is really 20% cooler!"
"Indeed it is, darling," replied Rarity. She seems to have improved since the little incident in that other world. Her mane looks better, her makeup is flawless, and her eye seems to have stopped twitching.
Another job well done, thought Rarity, smiling.