Littlepip and her friends will soon be off to fight the Pegasus Enclave, and are getting some much needed rest. But Calamity has just learned about Life Bloom's attitude toward stallions, and he decides that he wants to try something before they go into battle. A short clopfic taking place in the world of Fallout: Equestria by Kkat. I claim no ownership of any of the characters.

NOTE: This story contains, and is mostly written for the purpose of, clop involving two consenting male ponies, one of whom is somewhat objectified. Contains lots and lots of dirty talk. If this does not sound like a fun thing for you to read, please don't.