The dragon and the pony [part 1]
Dear Diary, 23/6/2012
I'm honestly in love with Rarity! I can't dream a day without looking at her beauty.. But I feel that Rarity might treat me as a normal friend. A friend! Lately, for who knows what reason, Rarity keeps calling me 'Spikey-Wikey'! She treats me just like a baby! An infant! A toddler! She pinches my cheeks and makes baby noises and she looks at me with those 'aww loook at spikeey wikeey. He's just sho cute' face! I know, I am pretty cute. And handsome. And strong. But Rarity should only avoid the first and skip to the second two, handsome and strong is what she should see me. Not 'itsy bitsy cutesy wutesy spikey wikey'. I added so many 'y's in that phrase. See what I mean diary? Now a poem made for her:
Rarity, oh Rarity...
"Spike, are you reciting Rarity poem's AGAIN?"
"No Twi!"
I should stop reciting poems out loud.
Rarity oh rarity..
Oh yes, I drew this for you my love.
Desperate dragon,
Spike
Dear Diary,
Oh diary, darling. Spikey-wikey treats as a friend! This is the worst possible thing! What do you mean, diary, of course I can tell if he treating me like a friend or a crush! I always thought giving nicknames to one another means that the both of you are in love! I don't know why, but Spike seems to detest the nickname I gave him. Isn't Spikey-Wikey a beautiful nickname? Well, I for one, think its a fabulous nickname! When ever I call him that, he blushes really hard and looks away, with a weird look on his face! Whatever did I do wrong? Does he not love me anymore? I am rambling on and on about him again, aren't I diary? Diary, you are better than other ponies, you can keep a secret wonderfully. Having a crush on somepony, or somedragon. Is such a wonderful yet tiring thing! You think about him till you're tired, then you think about how wonderful he is and you think about him for more hours. Teehee! Maybe I should confess to him sometime soon.
xoxo,
Rarity
Dear Diary~!
Today, Spikey-Wikey came to my boutique and spied on me! He's really adorable when he thinks nobody knows he's there, he was rolling from tree to tree, using his claw like a gun. I think he was pretending to be a FBI agent to protect me! Silly Spike, but he's too cute! Then he spied on me for the rest of the day! Everytime I looked at him, he would hide behind the tree he was hiding behind. I know he's blushing. Maybe I should tell him how I feel, dragging this on is not going to help any pony. He must be terribly upset as he thinks I don't love him, I love him, just afraid of rejection.
Xoxo
Rarity
Dear Diary,
Today, I went to heaven (yes, carousel boutique, duh) and saw my angel (Rarity!). No, diary, I didn't spy on her again, I just watched her every move from behind a tree! That's not spying, would a spy fight off 10 ninja's for his love? I don't think so! I went all kapow! And wapow and powpowpow! Those ninjas got what they deserved and me and Rarity, got married and lived our lives together... Well maybe that last part didn't happen. I just know I have a terrible crush on Rarity. But, dragons and ponies were never meant to be. Who ever heard of a child of a pony and a dragon? (maybe Discord) I wonder if she loves... Me.
Spike
Dear Diary!
I don't always use you but the only times I use you is when I heard or saw something that is SUPER big of a secret which also can't be told to any pony! Goodness! Keeping secrets is hard, especially big ones like this! Okay diary, I won't keep you in the suspense, I went to Rarity's Diary for some reasons, maybe because her diary is too interesting... And I read that RARITY HAS A CRUSH ON SPIKE! A crush! No wonder I see her making googly eyes when her 'Spikey-Wikey' comes! -giggle- Should I tell the crusaders about this? Nah, it won't be a secret anymore! It'll be a secret between you, me, Rarity and her diary. Don't tell anypony!
Hugs,
SweetieBelle
Dear diary,
Today, I told spike how I felt about him, halfway through, all the emotions poured out, tears everything! I told him how I loved him when I first saw him, how I love the way he talks, the way he dresses, the way he walks! I told him that I would even wait until he grows up so that we can be together forever and ever. But he, he, he ignoreeed me! He didn't even care when I ran out the door, telling him I'm going to run away, forever! I'm packing my stuff now, diary. I'm going to say goodbye to Ponyville. I'm going to find the stallion of my dreams. I've written a goodbye note, but it'll only be seen after I left Ponyville, I have already told Applejack to take care of Sweetie. This is going to be the last diary entry in Ponyville. Fillydelphia, here I come!
Broken heart, sobbing
Rarity
Dear Diary,
RARITY'S GONE! I dunno what happened, the team has gone out to find her, leaving me behind to see if she comes back, inner goodbye note, she says that I ignored her and she's going to find the stallion of her dreams! When did I become an influence to Rarity's love life? Unless she loves me? I dunno, she came to the Treebary the other time, to say hello, but she said some stuff, I couldn't hear (Twilight tried out a loud spell that morning), Rarity must have told me something important! But what could it have been... Argh! I'm such an idiot! Why did I lose the mare of my dreams? Why... Why... I hope the girls find her soon.
Unsure
Spike
To be continued...
The dragon and the pony [part 2]
thanks for the money, "broken heart rarity" heh heh heh
Dear diary
great seeing you again darling. sorry it has been such a long time since we last "chatted", anyways here i am. i apologise for the distinct lack of capitalisation and such, but it has been such a long week. what with trying to find a fancy motel (as fancy as motels go anyways) to stay in in fillydelphia and it has been exhausting. it's almost like i've worn myself out. the tears have stopped flowing, but the pain has never really stopped. but, diary, things have happened since my arrival in fillydelphia. i'd hate to say it, but horrible things happened. on my arrival, i was so overwhelmed by the sights of the famous (and infamous, now that i've experienced it first hoof, i can say it wholeheartedly, or should i say, write it wholeheartedly that yes fillydelphia is infamous too) fillydelphia. oh the sights and sounds were just dazzling and wonderful that in my dazed stupor from the city, some ruffians had taken the opportunity to snatch my baggage! well, obviously i wasn't to go down without a fight but their magic was much stronger than mine and they attacked in the dead of night, under the cover of darkness whilst i was looking for a place to stay. so obviously they took my baggage as you can see by the scrawl on top, such tomfoolery and lack of privacy! peeping through my diary and making fun of my feelings.
so you're probably wondering how i am able to write in you, diary. well, i made a police report and they informed me that someone had left this baggage outside the police station with all my valuables gone! absolutely fantastic. for your information diary, im writing this as i trot upon the asphalt roads of fillydelphia, still haven't actually found a place to stay. oh hold on a minute! is that what i think it is? i will talk to you as soon as possible darling.
rarity x
Dear Diary!
I just happened to recall something really really really really really important that might help Miss Twilight and her friends find Rars! I remember her reading in her diary that she always wanted to visit a place called "Fillydelphia"... maybe there's where she is! This may actually be a very important clue! CUTIE MARK CRUSADER DETECTIVES! Boy, when Applebloom and Scoots hear about this, I'll get my cutie mark for sure! I have to tell Miss Twilight right away!
SB
Dear Diary
First time diary writer here, but we're in quite the conundrum and I couldn't find anyone else to express my inner thoughts to, so I'm (sadly) reduced to communicating with a .... book. I'm literally conversing with a book. Anyways, I digress. Just a list of what's happened thus far:
- Rarity is missing.
- Rarity is in love with Spike. (Shocker, take your time, diary.)
- The girls and I have been trying to look for Rarity but to no avail. (She hasn't left any notes for us, sadly, Rarity isn't Margo Roth Spiegelman. Inside jokes with a diary... who knew?)
- The only thing that Rarity did before going missing was to leave Sweetie Belle at Applejack's for a "sleepover" with Applebloom, which apparently Applebloom nor Sweetie Belle ever mentioned.
- Sweetie Belle hasn't actually mentioned anything related to why Rarity disappeared or where she has disappeared too.
"Miss Twilight?"
Oh, that would be Sweetie Belle (she's rather early..), I hope the little filly's coping with her sister's disappearance, this must be such a hard time for her. Oh yes, forgot to mention, I invited Sweetie Belle over to ask her several questions about Rarity (I actually made a list)
Questions:
Was Rarity acting strange before she dropped you off at Applejack's?
Did she show signs of sadness?
Did you notice any itineraries within Carousel Boutique that would indicate Rarity's location?
What do you mean these questions are difficult for a filly to comprehend? Are you doubting Sweetie Belle's capability of understanding simple questions?
Alright, I think I've made Sweetie Belle wait too long. Be right back with information, diary!
Twilight Sparkle