The Mortality of a Fleeting Paradise

There was this useless fag called Steve jobs who invented soap, there was also jae.

He lived in a house.

The house was blue.

He lived with his mum and john and his brother, Kanye South, he had a dog maybe.

One time he was skipping rope with Alec Baldwin, who was complaining about faggots in Chelsea.

Jae tripped over Alec's man-staff and fell down a rabbit hole.

He was greeted by Morpheus from the matrix, he offered him 2 pills, one was red the other a slightly different red.

Jae took the red pill.

He attempted to eat it, but failed, as it was a suppository.

Morpheus came buckets and then hit jae with Alec baldwins man staff sending jae into a coma as gayly as possible.

Jae found himself in Big Mac "daddy"s fridge.

Big Mac "Daddy" let off an annoyed EEYUP.

Jae took this to mean that Daddy wanted reimbursement for the semen jelly sculpture, which the neck beard had destroyed on his arrival.

Jae peered into his wallet to see with despair that he had no shekels with which to repay the cosmically endowed workhorse.

Then the fat little boy looked up from his wallet to see the engorged pleasure stick the horse, mere millimetres from his face.

The shock of the man meat so close to his face made Jae gasp, this gave daddy the opportunity to pierce his tooth hole.

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works the horse's blood pole down his trachea

the horse groans with primal pleasure as his tally wacker enters the neck beard's intestine.

That's when it happens.

The horses enraged phallus reaches the end of Jae's intestinal track, poking from his buttocks.

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Jae reaches up with all his might and pulls on Daddy's face.

The face falls off.

it's lord Farquaad!

then fluttershy walks in on the horrid scene, the floor is covered in blood! poo and semen.

How's it going Mac?

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