The Mortality of a Fleeting Paradise

For some reason whoever jae hit his head he fell into a coma then woke up in a dream in a coma, after each of the 300 shoes that randomly fell from the sky, he fell into 300 different comas and woke up in 299 fridges.

But the 300th was a little different.

He found himself bound to a rotating plank table it was nearly upright, then pinkamena came up and was all like "dash, daaaaaaaaaaash, for some reason you get shipped with everything, but now I'm gonna kill ya and harvest ya fer mah cupcakes, ya see" she then did a horatio cane impression, so good the actual horatio cane died.

After taking of her sunglasses she realised the 'pony' she had been fondling was I fact not a pony at all.

She screamed al little bit then died.

Her corpse disappeared.

Five minutes later she walked in, and had a casual smoke in the corner.

Rarity then came bursting and screamed upper classly "get your hands of my mare friend you damned dirty dog"

Jae bled shekels out of his left pinkie toe.