The Big Book of Pinkie Pie Logic!

by RainbowDangerDash97

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Comedy
Length: 308

Pinkie writes a book in which she tells everypony some very valuable lessons about life as a pony.

Ever wondered how Pinkie Pie works? Ever wonder how to be like Pinkie Pie?

Well, it's all here! In the Big Book of Pinkie Pie logic! Learn how to survive zombie raids, how to fly without wings, how to be faster than the speed of light etc. etc. etc. We've got it all here!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-03-29 11:45:57 UTC

Science: I Am A Rocket Scientist

Hi! My name is Pinkie Pie! I'm here today, to tell you all about *inhales*

PINKIE PIE LOGIC!!!

I know you're all excited! This has been the mystery of the century!

Anyway, on with the first chapter.

Science. What is science? Old Twilight will tell you that!

Science is....BOORRIIINNGG!!!

Now without Pinkie Logic. One of the most basic steps of understanding Pinkie Logic, is understanding three things! No, not matter, space or time. To understand Pinkie Logic - you have to understand --

Me, myself and I!

It's simple! Why do people love me so much? What can I do with myself? Who am I? These questions go on and on and on.

Then, you fill in your information on a paper, much like below!

Name: Pinkamena Diane Pie

Age: I don't know! Who knows? Maybe I'm over 1000!!!

Gender: Mare

Likes: Parties! Cakes, Smiling, sweets, playing, my friends, it's endless!

Dislikes: Discord, Mean old Gilda, being lonely, being sad, seeing my friends sad

Crush: What's crush? Oh, like Chocolate Crush! I have millions! Even though I ate most of them *giggles*

Bio: I was born on a rock farm. And then a big explosion came KABOOM!!! and I gasped, and I looked up and I started smiling! And then I somehow went to Ponyville (how?), and here I am!

Friends: Everypony I can find!

Enemies: Discord, Gilda, Nightmare Moon

Favourite Food: Chimi Changa! Or Chimi Cherry? How about Chimi Cherry Chunga? Or Kumquat!

Extras: What's that? Is it a balloon?

So! There you have it! Also, you must think with Portals. It's the key to being a rocket scientist.

Also, you must have courage! You must experiment! Sometimes I mix cider with chocolate! Then there's an explosion! Weee!

I think you all already know - but I am anti-gravity,