Twilight shoves a Dildo up her Penis.

by bleedin 5

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Princess Celestia, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Random, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Romance
Length: 1083

Twilight never felt such a strange sensation to do something absolutely naughty.

Twilight Sparkle, all important disciple of Princess Dyslexia shoves a Dildo up her magically made penis.

Published 2014-04-04 15:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-04 15:00:02 UTC

My Dick is Bigger than yours

Twilight's penis shined like a glistening virgin about to be wed by Princess Dyslexia herself. Nothing could stop the jubilant crowd whom were sitting and watching guffawed by the amount of passion, sweat and tears Twilight was exerting to please herself and the crowd. Nothing could stop her now, the muscles in her hoofs pushed down the massive piano down her pee hole. It was excruciatingly painful and defied all reason or physics. She truly was the chosen one. Princess Dyslexia flew down from Canterlot herself to see what all the commotion was about and was surprised that her prized disciple would go to such lengths for whatever reason. She flew over the massive crowd of ponies and stood next to her pupil with avid confusion on what to say.

"T... Twilight? Ha.. ha.. how are... you doing this?" said Princess Dyslexia worryingly. Her shocked expression watched pensively as if forever frozen from a medusan stare.

"C... can't talk right now... must... shove... dildo... up... pee hole." said Twilight straining and pushing the large white teethed piano mid length into her shaft.

"But that's not even a bucking dildo in the first place! That's what looks like a very expensive piano, where did you...?"

"I have no time! I didn't have a giant dildo to push down myself, "engh!".", another push and the piano was half-covered with Twilight Sparkle genitalia.

"Look, Please! Just stop, your hurting yourself and making a huge crowd!"

"I'm sorry Princess, but this is goodbye..."

"No! I won't let you die!", before Twilight Sparkle could push the rest of the piano down her pelvis, Dyslexia radiated a magical spell around the piano, evaporating it into dust.

"NO! What have you done!" screamed Twilight.

Out of the blue, a magical vortex of energy escalated out of the sky into existence. There stood a golden, rainbow dildo with a halo and wings and from the tip of his head he did not look pleased.

You have disrupted the divine punishment! You will pay for your HERESY!

Energy flowed out from the tip and Princess Dyslexia and Twilight with the rest of the crowd turned away from the blinding light. The energy picked up pace and the wind started to push everypony away, flying and smashing into buildings and carriages. Princess Dyslexia pushed through the powerful vortex and stood her ground.

"I demand a reason for this punishment, of all else, a explanation!" yelled Princess Dyslexia.

Your pupil tried to get you on gods and goddesses meet.com, she felt you were lonely and needed a mate, but she forgot to pay the entry fee! Now I'm gonna blow up the planet!

"What was the entry fee that she had to pay?"

She had to pay with something she held dear! In this case it was her Wings!

Princess Dyslexia turned towards Twilight as she scraped the ground with all her might to stay down. Twilight looked up at her mentor. The Princesses horn radiated and magic surrounded around Twilight's wings.

"No! please don't! Don't take them from me!" begged Twilight.

Princess Dyslexia looked away, a single tear drooped down her eye. A sudden loud tear resounded with a scream that was painful to hear. Levitating the ripped wings to the flying golden dildo god and it received it with both open plastic testicles.

Your patronage has been accepted, Princess Dyslexia, we have a match for you.

The wind simmered down and the dildo's energy evaporated from its body. A sudden portal opened in front of Princess Dyslexia and then the magical dildo vanished. Princess Dyslexia turned to her pupil, the skin of her back ripped and pulled horribly. She was obviously gonna die from wing loss and with a shine from her horn, repaired the damage as fast and best she could. In she went to the portal, a blinding light cut her sight for a second until she could see where she was. She was in the sky on top of white fluffy clouds, a loud hoofsteps thundered through the air. The Princess could only watch as a eight legged hunk of a black stallion flew through the air, galloping hastily at her direction. Her mouth stretched apart of how much bravado and attractiveness exuded from his form.

He arose from the sky and landed his hoofs onto the cloud Princess Dyslexia stood.

"Hi, Princess Dyslexia I presume?"

The Equine Goddess nodded.

"Well, my name is Sleipner, son of The God of Mischief, Loki. You must have come quite a long way."

""Ahem", Uh, yes! I just got into this whole thing without knowing, but... um... yea..." said Princess Dyslexia.

"Well would you like to accompany me for some tea? I would love to get to know you better.", Sleipner grabbed her hoof and kissed it, Princess Dyslexia blushed feverishly.

Sleipner turned away from his date and galloped into the sky, The Princess followed after excitedly.

Meanwhile, in Ponyville, Twilight Sparkle was sobbing feverishly from the intense pain of losing her wings. Her back healed up, but the pain was incredible beforehand and tears could only be expressed at the current moment. A sudden touch on her back and Twilight looked up behind herself. It was Mrs. Cheerilee, she looked quite worried from the poor Twilight, hope re-surged within the unicorn, but was too weak to get up.

"Oh, Mrs. Cheerilee, thank goodness, could you please help me get up." said Twilight weakly.

Mrs. Cheerilee, unexpectedly and instantly pinned Twilight Sparkle to the ground all her hoofs. Twilight was confused by the action until something was said.

"Oh Twilight, this might be the only most perfect moment I might profess, but you see..."

Cheerilee peered close to Twilights perked up ear, there was no way she could not hear it.

I'm actually a stallion, and you've inspired me.

In a instant, Twilight Sparkle could feel her anus be penetrated by a soft phallic organ. She could only scream while Mrs. Cheerilee pushed her down harder as Twilight struggled to get her off. Cheerilee giggled like a little school girl as she picked up pace pumping into her. Twilight gave up, her only hope was when this was all over. Cheerilee feeling the struggling captor gave started laughing maniacally and picked up pace inside her butthole. The laughter would not stop, it was like a explosion of insanity that was kept inside for so long. Twilight could only do one thing in that moment.

Cry.