
Mash Effect
Button Mash fought the Reapers. He didn't expect the ending.
Commander Button Mash has assembled a team of the brightest, toughest and deadliest allies in the galaxy, and the time has come for them to launch a suicide mission – to assault the Changeling Base and free his fellow Equestrians from the clutches of the dreaded Reapers.
He didn’t quite expect the ending, though.
(Spoilers for Mass Effect 2 and 3)

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