[FimFiction Poop] Princess Celestia likes *CENSORED*
This is hopefully the only chapter
"Celestia, we need to *PENIS*."
Celestia stared at Twilight.
"Twilight, what are you doing in my room? Even though I like *BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE*, it is midnight."
The unicorn looked up at her mentor, tears in her eyes.
"Celestia, Cadence is a *SLUT*"
My Little *FART*, My Little *FART*
Aaaah, aah aaaaaah *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THE BEES*
I used to wonder what *porn* could beeeeee.
Until you all shared it's *DRUGS* with me,
Big *DICKS*
Tons of *CUM*
A caring heart, faithful and *GAY*,
sharing *Pinkie* its an easy feat,
and *a chainsaw* makes it all complete,
you have *cupcaaaaaaaaakes*
Don't you know you all are my very best *diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicks.*
Celestia stared at her student. She knew what she said had to be wrong. *WHORES* had been extinct since last November.
"Twilight, are you-"
"Princess, I personally saw her *CUM* on Shining Armor!"
Celestia *FUCKED*. She knew her student would not give up.
She wiped Twilight's mind, and teleported her to her bed.
As she went back to *FUCKING*, she wondered, what's the worst that could go wrong?
"*YOUR DICK* has more love than any other place in *YOUR ASS*! Once I and my *POTATO* conquer it, we shall be well fed for *THE NEXT 6 MINUTES!*"
A disembodied baby head flew threw the castle, but nobody noticed it.
They were too busy *FAPPING* at the changeling queen to notice.
She was *CRYING* on the throne, her black chitin practically glowing with power.
The changeling *TOOK DRUGS*.
"Don't even try to defeat me. After *FUCKING MO*lestia, I am more powerful than all of you combined!"
She saw six mares running out of the doors. She yawned, wondering who they were. They could not be too important, so she sent a platoon of *BOOBIES* to re capture them.
The *BOOBIES* charged up their *PENISE* and ran out of the room.
*FIVE MINUTES, L8r.*
The changeling queen *LOLed*, a whole platoon of *BOOBIES* had been beaten up in trying to capture the six mares, but damn it was worth it! She had captured the few ponies capable of defeating her, the elements of *PORN*. Now nothing could stand in her way! The ponies could not just *FIRIN MA LAZOR* at her! She was victorious! None could defeat her!
But, she had neglected one thing.
The power of *FUCKING*.
One of the ponies, the one known as Cadence, was freed by a *LAZOR* from the *PURPLE EXPLODING PONY*. She went and *MARRIED* Shining armor. The two then consummated their love right there.
I'm serious.
The changeling queen was so *FART* by seeing this, that she created a *BLEEP* bubble. However, the bubble overpowered her, and threw her out of the city. Everybody assumed that she and her army of *BOOBIES* must have been killed by the fall from the city even though they had wings, so they had a *ORGY*.
Then, after much rejoicing, it was time for the reception or something.
As it began, the *PURPLE EXPLODING PONY* began to sing.
"Love is in *PENIS*
A beautiful*DICK*, a handsome *WHORE*
Two hearts becoming *OVER NINE THOUSAND*
A bond that can not be undone, because
*PENIS PENIS PENISSSSSSSSSSSS*"
Then, white words suddenly appeared next to the cake. Everyone ignored them, so I shall tell you what they said. They said-
I'm too bloody lazy to edit the rest of the song, so here's a kitten.
Next to it, was a picture of a kitten.
At this point, Celestia realized she was nowhere near the word limit. So, she had to *FUCK* to get more padding for the story.
She went to Luna, and said-
"*FUCK YOU*"
Luna looked at her, *FUCKED*. Then, tears came to her eyes. She began to cry. Then, a nuclear bomb exploded for some reason. There was the animation of a supernova, and then, in front of Celestia, stood Nightmare *PENIS* cum again!
She glared at Celestia.
"The *ORGY* shall last *till next Tuesday*"
Celestia then realized what she had done, and suffered a heart attack.
More white words appeared. They said- RIP CELESTIA. 2010-2014.
Twilight suffered a heart attack because whatever Celestia did had to be mindlessly copied, and the words RIP TWILIGHT SPARKLE 2010-2014, appeared.
As a matter of fact, half of the people at the party died of heart attacks or nuclear radiation from the bomb that exploded a while back. The rest were enslaved by Nightmare moon, who turned them all into *BOOBIES*. Nightmare moon began her campaign to conquer Equestria. First, she darkened the entire story using the brightness slider in photoshop, to make it eternally night. Then, a bunch of things happened, but it was so dark nothing could be seen. Eventually someone *FUCKED* the light, and it turned on.
They saw that Nightmare moon had committed suicide by orgy. This meant Luna was also dead because *REASONS*. Then, half of Equestria perished in a nuclear blast created by a pony who's waifu had originally been Luna. The pony found *FUCKING* so impossible without Luna, that he commited suicide.
The world descended into anarchy. All the cities except for Manehattan exploded because we do not have animations for them.
In Manehattan, six superheroes with a tragic backstory involving the death of their mentors and nuclear blasts arose. They fought nightmare moon using badassedness. Nightmare moon's clone was so badly defeated she fell into a vat of hair cream, and became the Mane- iac. The superheroes saved the city of Manehattan so many times, it was named Maretropolis in their honor, and a comic book series based on them was published. This series quickly became a best seller.
These superheroes are known as the Power Ponies, and these are their *FARTS*.
What did I just read?-Twilight Sparkle.
*Faints*-Rarity
Holy mother of bucking apples!-Applejack
It is rather logical, however, it is never explained how the Mane- iac lost her memory.- Rainbow Dash
This is an excellent idea! It is the only sensible way that the events in the comics can take place! It provides justification for the Mane- iac being able to seize power, since the previous ruler died! It also explains how there are no other cities helping protect Maretropolis! It also explains *INSERT STUFF ABOUT POLITICAL AND ECONOMIC STRUCTURE OF MARETROPOLIS HERE*!
-Spike the L33T dragon.
