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Chapter 2: The chapter where nothing really happens
Previous ChapterWell I have one week...I think I can succeed in showing I’m not a threat to the ponies in one week. Yep, I am absolutely confident that no one, or no pony in this case, will make this any more difficult than it already is…
“And Blazer, I’ll also be leaving guards here as a precaution. I’m sure that you can understand my concern,” Princess Celestia said before turning and walking (trotting?) towards a chariot I hadn’t noticed.
‘Ok, now what?’ I thought to myself ‘I could either introduce myself, or run, which the latter wouldn’t make a good first impression...Yeah, I’ll go with the introductions...’ I concluded before turning back to the main 6. They were still watching me cautiously and probably were thinking of what to make of this whole ordeal.
“Sooo…looks like I’m stuck here for a week, so I guess I should introduce myself, I’m IncognitoBlazer, but you can call me Blazer, Incognito, or Incog but I prefer Blazer,” I introduced myself.
The six ponies just stood there watching, or glaring in Rainbow’s case, until Twilight snapped back to reality.
“Oh, um, nice to meet you Blazer, I’m Twilight Sparkle and these are my friends, Fluttershy, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Applejack and Rainbow Dash,” she said while pointing to her friends in that order, while they said ‘Hi’ in their own ways. Even though I already knew their name’s, I have to play along as long as possible so I wouldn’t appear too suspicious.
“Nice to meet you, too. Just to make it clear, I’m not gonna hurt anyon-I mean anypony, so you don’t need to worry but if you still want to be cautious around me, then I completely understand,” I said. And then awkward silence happened. ‘Oh, right, I’ll need a place to stay for the week’ I thought to myself before speaking again.
“So, because I’m stuck here for the week, I’m gonna need a place to stay,” I said sheepishly. They all looked at each other and started whispering, which I could hear they were discussing who would be the one to provide me with shelter.
“Well Blazer, I guess you can stay with me for the night and then figure something out tomorrow. As for now, welcome to Ponyville, and we can give you a tour if you’d like,” Twilight said with an awkward smile.
“That sounds like a plan and a tour would be nice but one question, what do we do about the pile of metal over there?” I replied pointing towards the ArachDrone. At the mention of the robotic arachnid, everypony turned towards it.
“Umm...What is that thing by the way?” Rainbow asked with a raised brow while staring at the Drone.
“Well that Rainbow, is an ArachDrone. Mean spider-like robots that are made to hunt down and exterminate targets, such as me. They are very dangerous unless you know exactly how to deal with one,” I answered a bit louder than needed.
“If it’s dangerous, then shouldn’t we do something like maybe get to safety?” Fluttershy asked nervously. I thought she might’ve been worried about it.
“Well, no, I already destroyed it’s main power source and it’s too damaged to be repaired. We’ll be fine,” I assured her. To my relief it seemed to work and she stopped looking so nervous.
“Well we should either tell the guards to take it away or we could get rid of it somehow,” Twilight said.
“Or we could keep it!” Pinkie replied, causing me and the rest of the six to stare at her. “What?” she asked.
“We could leave it here as modern art, after I arrange rearrange the parts to make it look better,” I suggested, which caused the six ponies to look at me as if I were crazy, which I very well could be. “It would make for a very interesting statue, don’t you think?” I said.
“I think it would frighten ponies more than interest them,” Rarity answered. “We should get rid of it instead,”
“Fine,” I said with a sigh. “But what do we do about the crowd of ponies that’s currently staring at us, more specifically me?” I asked after looking towards the crowd, seeing expressions of curiosity, fear, worry, and what could be disgust.
“Oh, I’ll handle this, Blazer, they’ll listen to me,” Twilight answers. She then trots towards the crowd and starts talking to them, but I didn’t listen and paid more attention to my new surroundings. It wasn’t very different from the show, except for it looking less cartoony. After a few seconds I started noticing that the crowd was dispersing and guessed that whatever Twilight told them got them to go back to their everyday lives. After that we went on the tour I was offered and then headed towards the library. I still got stares from most of the ponies while others would whisper things to each other, which I could only catch a few words.
We arrived at the library and entered. Twilight asked me quite a few questions like what I am, name of my species, how was my world like, things like that, which she wrote down a lot of. It was starting to get late and Twilight said that I was sleeping in the guest room, which I expected.
So I just lay there thinking about today’s events. Two things happened today that I thought would never happen: Returning home, and going to Equestria. Then It hit me: What about my team? Did they fight off those Hunters? Did they get hit by that teleportation ray thing? Did they escape? Were they still…? No, they had to be alive. If they lasted without me for a year then they can last even longer. I’m not a necessity to the team, just a part of it.
I slowly started drifting into unconsciousness until I was finally asleep.
