Dear Diary,
I have no idea where I am. One minute I was walking out to do a speech to the subjects of Caterlot and the next minute I was down here. Alone and on my own. I must have been down here for hours even though I have only just come around.
As soon as I awoke I went to have a look around. In the first room I found a giant kitchen and a diary lying on a desk with a black pen. In the next room was a giant bed surrounded by steel supports. The bed looks like it's meant to be for a two tonne train never mind a pony. In the next room was washing facilities and a gigantic scale that stood in the middle of the room and took up most of the floor. I decided I might as well weigh myself while I was in here my weight flashed up,
150Kg
As I read the scale I noticed next to the led display there was a plaque and on it was written "All Purpose scales capable of weights up to 100,000Kg" As I walked out of here I wondered to myself weather there would be a whale in the next room. I then took notice of the doors. They were huge. I bet you could have fit a large caravan through them. I then walked Into the final room. There was food everywhere. The hall must have been the size of a gymnasium but there was only a medium sized circle left in the middle of the hall minus food. I lay down in the middle of the hall and cast a spell so my pen would wright what I was thinking inside my head.
Brizarly the spell was proving unusually difficult to cast even though it was usually mere child's play for me to cast and the effort was making me feel unusually hungry. well I am surrounded by food so I might as well dig in. I began to grab random bags of food of the self with my magic but just like the last spell, this spell was still draining me. I ripped open the first packet and basically swallowed the whole packet in one mouthful. I repeated the process with different confections around me.
Eventually I just cast a self feeding spell to save the hassle of eating and leaving my hooves free to rub my acing belly. Pure bliss began to overtake me until I felt a sharp pain around my horn. Prodding it to investigate I noticed there was a ring at the bottom and tried to pull it off but I couldn't it was stuck. By the way I don't think I told you diary. My name is Luna and I am the Princess of the night.