"Ultra Eternal Prodigal Furious Very Big Sonic Fearless Perpetual Heroic Epic Legendary", or UEPFVBSFPHEL (oopfivebsifpehel) for short, stands as serious journey that should be taken as seriously as possible.

In order to avenge the untimely loss of my dead father, I take it upon myself to follow a bed time story once told to me and make it my life's purpose and quest! Seven beasts of Hell reside across Equestria and I shall be the one to most handsomely and victoriously destroy them! With every head I collect and every good deed I do, a new adjective will be shown to me from the heavens, further propelling me onward on my quest!