Can You Guess Who?
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Load Full StoryNext ChapterWhen you see a rabbit you think of Angel.
While I see a pest.
When you see a pillow you think of sleep.
While I think of a pillow fight.
I know you're trying to change me.
Like having me take a shower and being nice to your friends.
But honey, I'm still chaos.
When you see Cerberus you see a dog
While I see a beast
You think that chocolate rain is crazy.
While I think it's just cool. (Pinkie Pie agrees)
Love makes men do things they might regret.
And sometimes I might take care of Angel or help you with your shopping.
But honey, I'm still chaos.
I'll hold your hoof in the movies,
Or use my magic to make a statue of you
Then I'll turn a jerk into a toad.
Cause he whistled as you flew by.
I can here you talking to your friends.
Saying, "Girls, he's come along way."
From trying to take over Equestria and turning Angel into a carrot."
These days there's husbands watching romance movies,
Shopping and spraying on "Man Perfume" (It's not fooling anypony.)
I still pick fights
Pick on Angel and make chocolate rain.
And I know you're still trying to change me.
But honey, I'm still chaos.
Author's Note
Song: I'm still a guy by Brad Paisley
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