Crazy love

"Uhh, so boring, there's nothing to do" said Discord. "How about a date" he continued.

Then he teleported out of his house and into the forest to see Fluttershy.

"Fluttershy" said Discord as he popped out of no where.

"Ah, oh, it's just you, what do need" said Fluttershy.

"Can you set me up on a date with Princess Luna" he said with big puppy eyes.

"Come on, let's go to Twilight' s library" said Fluttershy as they walked off.

"OK Spike, take a note,
Dear Princess Luna,
Discord wants to go out with you because he's lonely, do you accept?
- Sincerely Princess Twilight Sparkle.
Did you get all that Spike" said Twilight.

"Yes" replied Spike, then moments later Spike got a letter for Twilight that read:
Dear Princess Twilight Sparkle,
Yes, I would very much enjoy a date, just make sure that he looks good and is going to be as nice as possible. How about 8 O'clock tomorrow at Canterlot's finest?
-Sincerely Princess Luna

"Well, so that you don't scare anypony, I can make you into a pony" said Twilight.

"Do it then" said Discord as he swept his hand across stomach and made a target out of thin air.

A bright glow enveloped Discord and faded away to reveal a light brown alicorn with piercing red eyes, fangs, and a white mane, tail, and beard, and a green swirl for a Cutie Mark.

"What about dating advice" asked Rarity.

"That would be a good idea" said Twilight as she watched Discord try out his horn and drop a pile of dirt on Rarity.

"Get it off, get it off" said Rarity rapidly as she tried to get the dirt off.

"There you go, nice and clean" said Fluttershy.

Rarity and Discord stayed in the guests room and tried to work things out.

"No, clean, strong, and nice" yelled Rarity after hours of trying to talk to Discord nicely.

"Fine" said Discord as he used a fork to eat his food after hours of telling him to use one.

"Good, if you want, I can make you a nice little tuxedo".

"With a top hat" he asked.

"Sure," she replied "Now let's go to my house".

"Stop that" she said, fore Discord kept making everything that she wrote down disappear.

"You're no fun."

"Done, finally, and I have the same feelings about you."

"Can I stay with you until tomorrow morning, because it's a long way to my house and I'm not used to this horn yet".

"Sure, that's probably when I'll have you suit ready".

"Thank you miss Rarity" he said as he hugged her legs.

"OK, just let go now."

"OK."

Discord woke up early the next morning to try on his new outfit, because if you're dealing with him then even the simplest of tasks could take hours.

"Here, try this on" she said as she handed him the suit.

"What do you think ma'am" he said, forcing out the word "ma'am".

"Marvelous darling!"

"Thank you" he said bowing before Rarity.

"Now, remember Luna, be prepared for anything" said Celestia.

"OK, but he's reformed, remember" replied Luna.

"Yes, but he still plays tricks".

"OK".

"Sorry, I guess I'm just worried because it's your first date ever".

"That's OK big sister".

"I'm so proud of you".

Twilight, Rarity, and Fluttershy then escorted Discord to his date.

On the way there they asked him why he wanted to date Luna.

"Because she has a chaotic side" he said, pulling a picture of Nightmare Moon out of no where and kissing it.