Bronyville: The Fan Fic!

by CottonCandy

Chapter 4

Previous Chapter

“Hey, there good lookin’. My name is App-” Cider said leaning against the door
thinking that Starry had acknowledged him when in fact in the corner of her eye she
saw a grey mare trotting towards her.
“Oh here's my friend.”
Derpy stopped in her tracks as she heard Starry call her: her friend. No pony has not
seen Derpy as a friend of theirs before and to prove it Derpy looked left and right to
find no other pony near her. This made the mare feel so happy and brought a smile that
had not be on her mouth for a very long time.
“Well, you see-”
“Why don’t we go in to the shed for some of my home made fizzy cider?” Apple Cider
said hoping that the sentence ended with “I’m quite parched and was looking for the
nearest tavern.”
“I am rather parched.” Starry said walking towards the door where Apple Cider
seemed to think that she was coming to talk and flirt with him but as he did so Sandy
came in between the two.
“I am dreadfully sorry but...you see...A.C’s cider is rather good for degreasing my pots
and pans in the kitchen...So...it could be rather potent. I have some apple juice if that
will be suitable?”
“Thank you.” Starry said as she drank the juice and relayed her continuing story to the
colts. When she finished her story the sun was starting to set.
“And that the story up to the precise moment I came to you.”
“I can’t believe you had an argument with Princess Twilight. She’s my favorite
Princess...Until now.” Apple Cider said whilst taking Starry’s hoof while gazing in her
eyes.
“Oh...Mr. Cider...”Starry said blushingly.
Sandy and Derpy looked at the two ponies. They looked at each other and gave each a
look which said: “Can you believe these two?”
“Excuse me? Would you like us to help in anyway?” Sandy said as they coming in for a
kiss.
“Yes. That would be most welcome.” Starry said turning away from Cider whilst still
blushing.
“So, Shall we?” Sandy said pointing his hoof towards the forest. Derpy handed the two
colt’s the saddlebags.
“Thanks.” The two Pony’s said in unison and started their way to the forest. The small
group agreed that they should split up. When they entered at two different entrances of
the forest Apple Cider thought they were deep enough in the forest in a secluded spot.
“Why? Why would you do that to me Sandy? Could you not see how HOT she was?
Celestia could of sent her to the moon for being that beautiful. I mean look at her
sister!” Apple Cider cried to abruptly.
A small cough came from a clearing to the side of them where stood the two fillies.
Starry mistakenly gave an girly giggle to the outburst as Apple Cider gave a soft
embarrassing chuckle. The two girls trotted on.
“According to the list- I know how you feel about her A.C, but remember about Fleur
de Li. You are still permanently banned from Canterlot and Canterlot functions!
Anyway, we need: Muffinlork, Mufflix,Snozbum,Sparlax,Eye of Grewte and an leg of
an Everfree Wolf...That’s going to be Tricky.”
“Your telling me.” Then suddenly out of nowhere came a screaming cry.
“AAAaaah! Bad dog! Bad Dog! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Grab as Many legs as you can
Ditsy! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!”
“I wonder how the girls are doing. At least twenty feet away the two mares were
running for there lives thanks to a pack of Everfree Wolves. Suddenly there was a thud
and Starry found herself in a pit. Derpy flew down with hundreds of wolf legs and put
them in her Satchel.
“How did you get those?!”
“Don’t ask, Don’t tell.” Derpy mimed.
Starry looked around the pit and saw flowering-muffin like plants all surrounding her.
“Is this what we need?” Derpy nodded.
Starry took half of the plant and put it in her satchel. While Starry did this Derpy
ticked of the muffilork.
“I winder how that handsome- I mean- I wonder how the other two are getting on?”
And to answer: rather poorly. They found themselves at glades of poison joke and
sparlax. The plants looked the same in every way except for the stem of the sparlax
which looked like muffin mix. So without thinking if it was correct the two colts put in
the bags. Once they were full they trot back to the shed happy with their achievement.
Of course they forgot the grewt. Starry and Derpy arrive back at the shed with the rest
of the ingredients including the grewt. This was because earlier Derpy and Starry
found themselves outside an odd looking tree with a door. This “tree house” happened
to be Zecora the Zebra’s house.
“I have seen you looking for ingredients, so i found the rest for you at my expense.”
“Thank you dearly, Zecora the Witch.”
“How did you know of my witchiness? Is it to do with some of your interest?”
“Oh no. I merely read it on your door.” Starry said pointing to the door which spelt:
Zebra’s Magical cures and Training- So stop the complainin’. Derpy thanked Zecora
and trotted out of the forest quickly followed by Starry.
Derpy mixed the mixture in an empty barrel at the shed. She thought it was rather odd
that the mixture was turning into an odd blue color but she thought nothing more of it
and poured the mixture into bottles.
“If its meant to be blue and not white then i’m not judging.” Derpy thought as she
labeled the bottles. Starry and Derpy waved goodbye to Apple Cider and Chef Sandy.
“Hang on, me and Sandy are not doing anything.”
“But what about-”
“Sandy!”Apple Cider whined and put on his best sad face. Sandy grunted and let his
best friend go on with his so called flirting.
“We are at your disposal your royal gorgeousness.” Apple Cider said all the while
wiggling his eyebrows. Starry asked Derpy if she had enough in which she nodded. So
with their new friends Derpy and Starry rode the train once more and galloped to the
kingdom. The sight that Starry saw was incredible. Everyone gasped in awe as the sun
rose past a purple schmooze tower showing shops, taverns and ponys in a runny
cemented purple ooze. The ponys looked like they were going about their day. Some
were talking to each other and with there mouths open it looked like they had very
sticky glue in their mouths.
Suddenly Braburn, a distant cousin of the Apple family came galloping up to Sandy.
”Excuse me but we need a Chef ASAP. Could you follow me to Appleoosa?”
“What’s the problem?”
“Our Chef has caught the flu. Please could you come. We heard you were the best in
Ponyville.”
“Your Highness?”
“You may leave as it is your calling on your flank.”.
“Huh?”
“What your cutie mark is telling you. Listen to it.”
“Well, its saying: serve the dishes.”
“So, go serve.”
“Yes. Ma’am... Will you be O.K Apple Cider?”
As if to answer Cider was hovering above the floor looking at the princess with hearts
in his eyes. He looked like a sixteen year old fillie in crush mode.
“Well, see ya!” and with that Braeburn and Sandy galloped off to Appleoosa as Derpy
gave a bottle of the soapy liquid to the princess and shoved a bottle in Apple Cider’s
mouth which just started to drool.


Author's Note

Please can you give me constructive criticism.I hope you enjoyed this then the last three chapters.