Today, you will hear the story of a human in Equestria who teams up with Sunset Shimmer to rid the world of bacon. They have no idea how to do it, but they will.
Of course, there's no bacon in Equestria, so they're in quite a spot of trouble.

This is the wondrous and exciting tale of a brave young man- Hold on, no. This is the exciting tale of a kinda courageous man... Scratch that. This is the okay tale of a manchild who- Actually, this is the story that you shouldn't read. Ever. Under any circumstances. Run! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!