It was going to be just another normal day in Ponyville. Well as normal as Ponyville gets anyway. Now the best I can hope for is another traumatizing day in Ponyville. All because of one little mistake. Now I know a secret that no pony was ever supposed to find out about. Just thinking about it blows my mind. I just have to stay calm and not let anything slip about what I know, for the rest of my life. How hard can that be?

My new, revised, much better version of Sweetie Secrets. Edited by the incomparable Nharctic. Go give him some love.