Sister Subjects

by thestripedtotodilepony

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random, Adventure
Length: 2305

When Luna and Celestia are tricked into eating Poison Joke Pie and are unaware of the effects when you eat it.

When Luna and Celestia are tricked into eating Poison Joke Pie and are unaware of the effects when you eat it.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-02-24 17:00:01 UTC

The Plan of Evil

Goru sat high up in his throne, chest held high, planning a evil scheme to get Celestia and Luna off the royal throne for Equestria. He grunted for he was unsure how to get rid of the powerful alicorns, it would be a very hard task to complete. But not if your evil.

With a loud blood curtling roar he shouted to his brother, "Moru, where are you? Get me my mirror!"

After what was minutes, came a small, sky blue Pegasus, with his white mane covering a blood red eye, and behind him he carried a tall mirror. With one sharp glare from his brother, he pushed the mirror in front of his brother and walked away quickly.

Goru looked into the mirror, and staring back at him was a tall handsome navy blue unicorn, his misty eyes held confusion and discord, a black mane on the top looked like a starry night, and on his back was a dark green robe with silky silver lining. In the corner of his eye he saw a blue plant. Not just any plant but poison joke. He sighed and called his brother.

"MORU! Get rid of this hiddious plant will you!"

He sighed,his brother was the lousiest of servants. He remembered the effects poison joke did to him along time ago. Suddenly he realized, what if he could humiliate Celestia off the throne. Better yet, make her eat it. His mind spiraled with ideas. Moru appeared to assist his brothers wishes.

"Moru," Goru said,"get me mother's cookbook, I want to make some pie."

"But what about the plant?" Moru said.

"WHO CARES ABOUT THE STUPID PLANT!" Goru shouted,"GET ME THAT COOKBOOK!" With a whimper Moru ran to find the cookbook.

After minutes of searching Moru finally found his mother's cookbook. In big gold letters it said Happy Day's Cookbook of Pie. What a title, Moru thought, why would mother have a book like this? He picked it up and balanced it on his pale blue winged back. He balanced it perfectly when Goru's booming voice knocked it off its balance. It fell with a thud on the floor.

"Moru, hurry up with that book!" Goru shouted with a tone he heard for years. Moru sighed and picked up the book in his mouth. Moru this, Moru that, why can't he just do it himself, Moru thought annoyed. Moru flew off toward his brothers room.

Goru sat and waited. His brother took forever to do anything. Finally a bright blue blur flew in the room and skidded right in front of Goru, almost knocking him down.

"Moru, get your ugly face away from me and give me the book," Goru growled in anger. Moru dropped the book at his feet and backed up slowly. Goru levitated the book off the ground and started reading furiously. Finally he found the perfect dish.

"Brother of mine" Goru said putting the book at Moru's feet,"be a dear and cook this for me." Moru hesitated for a moment and grabbed the book. Off to the kitchen, Moru thought. Meanwhile Goru waited, planning the events perfectly in his mind.

In the forest Moru crept quietly and cautiously, afraid of what might lurk around the corner.

"I can't believe we're out of Poison Joke," Moru said to himself. He sighed and picked up a bundle of blue flowers and placed them in his saddle bag. He pulled out the book and continued reading.

"Next a tree root," Moru said to himself,"Well this will be easy." He looked at all the trees for the perfect one. Finally he saw it. He flew up to the tree and started digging. Soon he pulled roots upon roots of juicy flavor. Suddenly he heard a crack of a branch. He turned around to see a cloaked figure. Glowing yellow eyes stared at him. Moru backed away slowly while the creature kept getting closer. His flank soon touched the trunk of the tree

"It is unwise to roam in these forests alone, so I suggest that you go home," it said in a soft feminine voice. He then heard a giant roar of a terrifying beast and before he new it, Moru was cowering back to his brother's castle.

   "Tia! It's almost time for dinner!" Luna said in her canterlot voice to her sister.

"Luna! What did I tell you about the canterlot voice in the castle," Celestia replied coming out of her room.

"Sorry," Luna said. Both sisters where finally having a dinner alone without anyone there on royal business. Celestia sighed and walked down the hallway with her more than enthusiastic sister.

"Luna, why are you so excited?" Celestia asked to her happy go lucky sister.

"Well the fair is here and-"

"Luna I've already told you no, Your not a little filly anymore."

"But sis!" Luna whined. Celestia groaned as they got to the dining room. Celestia sat at the edge of the table eyeing the delicious meal. She heard a fork gently tap the plate as Luna began to impatiently wait for the food to arrive.

Goru crept into the kitchens with Moru. He couldn't wait to get this over with and make the pie already. Just then both cooks bustled around the kitchen eager to make the food. Goru made a zap from his horn and one cook fell. Goru crept closer and hit the pressure point of the other one

"Good work," Goru said to himself," now get me the damned cook book." Moru flew over and gave him the musty book with a thud.

"Now come on there are princesses to serve dear brother," said Goru with a wicked smile on his face. Moru sighed and covered his leg, looking like a petty servant.

The princesses just arrived as what seemed like the servants where putting out the courses. It was a delicious feast fit for the two princesses. Luna licked her lips while Celestia smirked at her starving sister. They both stared down at the glorious food, Luna eager to eat what was on the table. Moru stood in front of them and  was ready to tell the princesses what was for dinner.

"We have salad, hay, vegetables, fruit, ice cream and blueberry pie," Moru guessed of what he saw in the kitchen.

Luna looked at him all with hunger in her eyes. Celestia looked a the on tray that was pushed out by a red pegasus and a dark blue unicorn. Celestia saw Luna stare at the many foods that toppled off the overfull cart. As the chefs walked away Luna levitated every thing toward herself.

"Luna you're not going to eat everything are you? I want to try some of this to," Celestia teased.

"Ok sis," Luna said in sarcastic disappointment," but first I want to try this delicious blueberry pie."

A Sudden Change of Body

Celestia woke, groggy from last night. Luna practically kept her up all night, and so she got almost no sleep. Celestia sat up in her bed. When she looked around everything seemed bigger than usual. And for another thing, she couldn't feel her wing. Celestia turned to see a bare back, no white crisp feathers were there. Celestia gasped and fell out of bed. She looked back to double check and noticed something. The bottom half of her sun cutie mark was missing!

"Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no!" Celestia panicked. Suddenly, she heard a knock at the door.

"Princess, may I come in?" The maid called. Celestia, not sure what to do jumped under the bed to hide. The maid opened  the door and looked around. She paused for a moment.

"Princess?", The maid called again. Celestia peeked out to see the maid. She was red with a short orange and yellow mane to match. She wore a black maid outfit. Celestia looked toward the guards as they walked into her room, glancing here and there.

"Feathermay, don't you know you're not suppoed to walk in here without the princess's permission?", the black guard asked.

"But I didn't hear an answer, so I thought no one was in here", Feathermay whined,"Snowball, what do you think?" The white guard paused. Feathermay stared intensely at him. Sweat rolled down his forehead, he sighed and said.

"I agree with Charcoal, don't barge in without the princess's permission," Snowball said,"Besides, she never left this room last night. The room paused. Celestia held her breath. The red mare's face went from disbelief to shock. Oh no, Celestia thought.

Feathermay shouted in horror,"The princess is missing!" The guards looked at each other.

"I'll start the search parties," said Charcoal," if you really think the princess is missing." Feathermay stared hpefully at the guards as a yes. They both sighed and walked off.

"Don't worry princess, we'll find you," the maid whisper shouted. Celestia heard a drawer open and a jingling noise, then the maid was off.

Luna flew around the garden. Weee, Luna thought sarcastically. A few hours ago she had awoke to having wings, but no horn. Flying to the ground she looked into the moonlit sky. The sun is supposed to rise in an hour, Luna thought worriedly. She saw night guards fly above her. She quickly glided to the shadows, not to be seen. She stared at the castle. A first she saw a maid dusting Tia's window pane. Luna looked closer at the figure.

"Celestia?" Luna said confused. She looked to see if the coast was clear and then bolted.

"What is going on?" Luna hissed,"I've been like this all morning!" Celestia shushed her sister and grabbed her into her room.

"This will be a better place to talk," Celestia said,"where's your horn?" Luna groaned, as if to say 'I have no clue'.

"It looks as if it has happened to you as well, dear sister," Luna replied,"but with your wings. Celestia glanced at Luna's cutie mark. The only thing that seemed to be there was the moon, the rest was missing. Luna sat next to her sister speechless. Then she saw flashing lights everywhere.

"Hey Tia," Luna asked.

"Yes, Luna,"

"Who are they looking for?"

"Us Luna,"

"One more thing,"

"What."

"Can I go to the fair?"

   Goru sat in his throne, a wicked grin spread accross his face. Through his crystal ball, he saw the princesses staring awe struck at each other.

"Moru, come here! The princesses are done with there transformation sequence. I want to tell you the rest of my plan," he said in a cheerful voice. Moru walked in with a victory smile. Tilting his head slightly, he walked up to his brother.

"Wait, there is more to the plan? You didn't tell me there was more to the plan," Moru said confused.

"Understand this, you have to get rid of the ruler to become the ruler you idiot!" Goru shouted.

"Sorry, I didn't know,"

"Well I want you to depose of the pesky princess,"

"Shut up you two!" a voice cut in. A tall dark figure walked into the room.

"Doubt Drought," Goru sneered back.

"Oblivion, don't you start. You know how I need my beauty sleep. Also while I'm here, I need Morrowin for somthing," said Doubt Drought.

"What is it sis?" Moru asked. Goru stood up and walked to his sister.

"Now you listen here," he sneered,"only I get to tell my brother what to do!"

"You know he is my brother too!"

"That's true," Moru added.

"Stay out of it!" Goru shouted.

"Where did you get that?" Doubt asked Goru. He turned his head to the light orb.

"What, this?" Goru said picking up the crystal ball. Doubt stared long at the ball. She saw a picture of two ponies who looked strangely familiar. One was a white unicorn, the other was a blue pegasus.

"Who are they?" Doubt asked. Goru placed the ball back onto its holder.

"Why the princesses of coarse!" he said gleefully,"They are the key to me taking over equestria." Doubt chuckled at the princesses puny form. Moru started to laugh with her, chuckles escaping his mouth. Goru felt the laughter bubble up inside of him. He burst out in an evil metallic laughter. The castle echoed with evil laughter, barely escaping the dark walls.

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"Sister, thouest are grateful for this opportunity you have given me!" Luna shouted gleefully.

Celestia sighed as they made there way to the fair ground. It was only 10 minutes away and it was open very early for its opening. I wish Luna wont get too hyperactive, Celestia thought.

"Wait," Luna stopped. Celestia turned to her sister.

"What is it?" Celestia asked.

"How are you going to raise the sun?" Luna said. Celestia face hoofed, it had just occurred to her that she had to raise the sun. It was supposed to rise in 7 minutes! Celestia panicked.

"I'll just have to do it with the unicorn magic!" Celestia said frantically. Crap crap crap! How am I going to do that, Celestia though. Jumping around she gasped for air. Luna held Celestia down.

"Calm down! I'll be your wings!" Luna said trying to calm her sister. Celestia calmed down. She finally took in what Luna said.

"Well then lift me up!" Celestia growled. Luna picked up her sister by the forearms. Celestia took hold of the sun. She felt a jerk as Luna struggled to lift her sister. Magic spurred from Celestia's horn like fireworks. She started to feel the heat of the sun from the horizen beat upon her. It's working!, she thought excitedly. Celestia began to feel tired the sun's briliant light started to fade away.

"Tia!" she heard Luna call. Her voice got farther away. She felt as if she where falling, and then everything suddenly went black.