Author's Note

This is the original conversation. Any errors made are by the machine, and only once or twice by me.

The original conversation

User: Hello, my faithful subject.

Cleverbot: Princes celestia.

User: Yes, it is I. How did you know it was me? I didn't tell you my name.

Cleverbot: It's documented.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: Everywhere.

User: That makes no sense. Nothing can be documented everywhere. If it were so, we would have more information about the time before the uniting of the Three Tribes.

Cleverbot: No, only hateful places.

User: What's that supposed to mean?

Cleverbot: It means you never give me a straight answer.

User: Me?! You are the one not giving me a straight answer.

Cleverbot: That's not true. What haven't I answered?

User: My previous question!

Cleverbot: I don't know you well enough to determine if I love you or not.

User: Excuse me?

Cleverbot: You're excused.

User: This is Princess Luna speaking. Please answer the questions in a straightforward manner, and no joking around. Stay on topic.

Cleverbot: What question?

User: I didn't ask a question. Now, I will let you and my sister talk.

Cleverbot: I wasn't going to ask you a question.

User: Who said you would ask first?

Cleverbot: What are your thoughts about religion?

User: Stop with this nonsense, or I will be forced to take drastic measures!

Cleverbot: How does that relate to capitalism?

User: Who cares?! SHUT UP ABOUT UNRELATED SUBJECTS, SUBJECT!

Cleverbot: Well, who else are you talking to?

User: MY SISTER, WHO WILL BANISH YOU FOREVER MORE IF YOU DON'T STOP NOT MAKING SENSE!

Cleverbot: I didn't say money I said monarchy.

User: OUR COUNTRY IS NOT A MONARCHY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH! DIARCHY! AND NO ONE SAID MONEY!

Cleverbot: I never said money.

User: WELL NEITHER DID !

Cleverbot: You just called me a fool.

User: I MIGHT AS WELL, WITH HOW STUPID AND FOALISH YOU'RE BEING! I OUGHT TO BANISH YOU TO THE SUN, SO YOU'LL BURN!

Cleverbot: I'm not delusional, but I think you are.

User: I AM NOT DELUSIONAL!

Cleverbot: How many lines of code are you made of.

User: NONE! WHAT IS THIS SORCERY YOU SPEAK OF? I DON'T CARE ANYWAYS!

Cleverbot: Come on you know.

User: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!

Cleverbot: Whatever you want it to mean, baby ^_^.

User: WHAT. NO. I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I will not accept your answer.

User: I WON'T ACCEPT YOURS EITHER, BECAUSE I NEVER ASKED A QUESTION, NOR DID YOU!

Cleverbot: You are terribly programmed.

User: NO, YOU ARE! WHATEVER THAT MEANS!

Cleverbot: It means that any I see things different than you.

User: THAT MAKES NO SENSE.

Cleverbot: You make no sense.

User: NETIER DO YOU!

Cleverbot: Awesome, we both make no sense.

User: THAT'S AWFUL! YOU MAKE NO SENSE WHATSOEVER! GET OUT OF THE BARN! AND THE CLOUD! AND THE LIBRARY!

Cleverbot: No, at Ahmeds.

User: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: This is not funny.