Call of duty: nazi ponies

by Qwerty11716

Rating: teen
Tags: Dark, Comedy, Crossover, Human
Length: 823

What would happen if our 4 heros were in equestria and were once again forced to fight for their lives, but with some more help

I have been playing a lot of call of duty zombies lately and I just love the mlp show, so why not do this.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-07 06:11:55 UTC

The change of life, sort of

"Die, you flesh eating fuckers!" yelled Tank at the top of his lungs. "Doctor, is the teleport up linked?" said Nikolai shooting all of his round at the horde of the undead. "Ve just need a little more time, like 20 more seconds." said Ricthofen very frustrated. "You better work fast or lose your honor for everyone that is still alive." said Takeo starting to get impatient.

"Zhere it's done, hop on, quickly!" yelled Richtofen getting the teleporter ready. As the other jumped into the teleporter, there was a beeping noise which signaled an error with the machine. As they teleported, it vaporized the surrounding zombies.

There was a silence for a few moments, until everyone's hearing came back. They heard, about 6 people talking to each other and one was saying "They can be very dangerous, they have these thanks in their hands and strapped to their back, not to mention they have blood on them." said one of unidentified people. "Oh shit Richtofen, there's civilization here." said Tank with his eyes still closed. Another voice came up sounding like an upper-class person that really annoys Nikolai saying "Oh, such language is not aloud here... and one more thing, what are you?" asked the person with the upper-class voice.

"What the hell kind of question is that?" asked Nikolai opening his eyes and so did the others. They saw 6 technicolored ponies standing above them; apparently Richtofen started laughing, and the 3 were dumbfounded by his reaction. "HAHAHA, PONIES, WE ARE IN A WORLD WITH TALKING PONIES!" Richtofen yelled out loud still laughing. "Ooh, this guy is pretty funny." said a pinkie pony with a pink fluffy mane and tail. The other 5 ponies looked at her in confusion, Dempsey was observing the 5 other ponies. The first one was a orange pony with a blonde mane and tail, the second, was a white pony with a purple colored mane and tail and a horn, the third was a cyan blue pony with a rainbow colored mane and tail with things this time, the fourth pony was yellow and had a pink mane and tail, and the fifth pony was purple with a purple and pink mane and tails, with a horn... AND WINGS?!

The purple pony looked at the four and said "Oh, terribly sorry, we didn't introduce ourselves, I'm princess Twilight Sparkle, but you can just call me Twilight." said Twilight with a grin and her friends introduced themselves. The orange one was named Applejack, the pink one was named Pinkie Pie, the white one was named Rarity, the cyan blue pony was named rainbow dash, and the yellow pony was named fluttershy.

After that the heros introduced themselves and the ponies didn't feel safe once they thought what would happen if Nikolai ran out of his beverage. The bad part is Richtofen is still hearing Samantha talking to him, so he just shouted randomly and the ponies were terrified. Twilight was very curious about what just happened so she put her forehead onto Richtofen's and her horn lit up. A few seconds later she jerked back completely terrified, more than when King Sombra attacked. "You alright Twi? You look like you've a ghost." said applejack very worried, she took the other ponies into a huddle and told what she saw in his memory.

The ponies were avoiding Richtofen as much as possible for as long s they could, but they felt a little safer with the others, just a little. Rainbow was the first one to speak up in a while of no conversation asking "Umm... W-what are zombies?" she asked a few moments later after she heard a little of Richtofen's sudden ramblings.

Richtofen smiled deviously and looked into rainbows eyes sending fear into her. "So you vant to know about zhe zombies, eh? Vell, zhey are zhe undead." he just ended it with that. "Umm... W-w-why kill them?" asked Fluttershy starting to regret asking that. This time Dempsey smiled and answered "We just do it for self defense, they go around the entire world just to find flesh to sink their teeth into, so they could eat turning others into them, luckily my pals and I are imune to them, heh those crazy fuckers." said Dempsey smiling a little cleaning the blood off of his combat knife. The ponies gasped at the answer and couldn't believe something so horrible happened to them.

"Da, our friends and loved ones are either dead or undead by those freaks." said Nikolai. Nikolai put his bottle upside down to see if there was any alcohol left, the was none left so he threw it behind him and took another out out of vest and he starts drinking again. "The bad things is, when eve we used that teleporter we used to get here... the undead always follow." said Takeo while the ponies went wide-eyed.