Dang O' Ponies, I Tell You- THEY'RE DANG OL' HERE MAN?!by MajorDudeChaptersOne Week Later...Awkward ReunionAftermathOne Week Later...Twilight's House Morning A purple alicorn sighed as she read a book while lying down in bed. She got up and shook her head. She got out of bed and headed towards the living room. She used her magic to adjust her thermostat. As she adjusted the heat, thoughts immediately popped out of her head: Oh my god! I've done this before on Earth but I'd never done this here in...uh...what do you call this planet again? Equestria. Equestria! Yeah! Right! Thanks! Do you need any help? No, no. I'm OK, Miss Sparkle. Let me just *grunt* *grunt* *grunt* BWAHH!!! Yes! YES! I did it! I finally have propane heating your home! Well, congratulations Hank Hill! The alicorn, Twilight Sparkle, frowned as she thought about her friend, Hank Hill. He used to be in a world called Earth, where they were all humans. Twilight secretly knew about the human race, ever since she was a princess. She founded a spell to hide her wings. She used it ever since, especially when Hank Hill and his friends visited Equestria. She felt a little guilty for not telling them that she was a princess. She may never have the chance again. She stopped using the spell a week after Hank and his friends left. She now had her wings permanently exposed. She stood in the living room, thinking about Hank and his friends, Dale Gribble, Bill Dauterive, Jeff Boomhauer, and Kahn Souphanousinphone. Hank was an interesting character. He seemed friendly yet a bit nervous, in an unusual way. Dale was stranger, but still friendly. He always came up with weird conspiracies and was always doing something bizarre. Boomhauer was also friendly. Despite his confusing way of talking, he was compassionate to everypony, especially mares, who were smitten by him. Kahn was a little rude, but had a good heart. He seemed to not get along with Hank and his friends. Finally, Bill was depressed on Earth, yet when he arrived in Equestria, he seemed as happy as Pinkie Pie. She learned about bronies, which completely confused her. She sighed once more as a small purple dragon appeared from the kitchen. He noticed Twilight's glum face, "What's wrong, Twi?" "Hmm?" Twilight turned around and saw the dragon, "Oh, hey Spike. I'm just...thinking." "About Hank huh?" Twilight looked down on the floor. Spike walked up to her and put a claw on her shoulder, "Don't worry. I'm sure he's OK." Twilight smiled as she nuzzled Spike, "You're right." Spike smiled as she nuzzled him, "Remember that he's got Bill with him. Bill seems...a little off. It's amazing that on Earth, he was depressed. But in Equestria, he's friendly. He's kinda like Pinkie Pie." "Yeah...and like Cheese Sandwich," Twilight added, "I'm gonna go for a walk. See you later Spike." As she walked out of the door, Spike waved her goodbye, I just wish Hank was back again, Spike thought. Sweet Apple Acres A red stallion was walking around in the apple orchard. He seemed to be looking for somepony. Where the hay could he be...? he thought as he continued searching. "BOO!" The red pony almost fell to the ground as he looked up and saw a chuckling dark green pony in front of him. His back legs were shorter than his front legs and he had slightly wrinkled skin. "Ah can't believe ya fell for that!" The green pony exclaimed as he stopped laughing. "Dag-nab-it, Cotton!" Big Macintosh mumbled as he got up, "Ya scared me!" "And that's why ya love me!" Cotton replied as his smirk grew larger. Big Macintosh glared at him before letting out a hearty laugh, "Heh. Agreed...Hank's father." Cotton's smile faded, "That's above the line, Clifford." Big Macintosh shook his head, "Ah wonder how Hank's doin'." "Eh, Ah'm sure he's doin' good. Ya know, sellin' propane and whatnot." Big Macintosh sighed, "Miss yer family?" Cotton kicked the ground softly, "Well," he began, "Ah sure as hell don't miss Hank, but Ah do miss Bobby, mah grandson, and G.H., mah son. Hell, Hank should be proud; even wit' his narrow urethra, he created Bobby. Mah urethra's normal, and all Ah created was him. Ugh. Then again, Ah did created G.H.," Cotton let out a melaconcholy sigh, "Ah just wish Ah knew how they were doin'." Big Macintosh and Cotton stared at the ground for a while. Cotton broke the silence. "C'mon. Let's see what yer sister made for breakfast." Big Macintosh nodded and followed Cotton to home. Fluttershy's Cottage A yellow pegasus was feeding a white rabbit an orange carrot. The pegasus sighed. She personally missed one of her friends. "Something wrong, Fluttershy dear? The pegasus eeped as she turned around and saw a draconequus. "Oh, hi Discord," the pegasus greeted, "You should really stop scaring me like that...if that's alright with you..." "I guess old habits die hard huh?" Discord as he made the white rabbit float up the air. The white rabbit immediately panicked before Discord dropped the angry bunny to the ground. "So Ah heard 'bout yer dang ol' Earthling friends," Discord stated as he snapped his fingers and made a cowboy hat, "Shame Ah couldn't be able to see them." Well, almost them, Discord thought, There was that Bill fellow, who wanted revenge on Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon. How DID he cut off Dale's wing by accident? Consider himself lucky that he still had that wing. Fluttershy sighed before she spoke again, "Oh, don't worry about it," she said with a smile slowly forming on her lips, "I'm sure they're doing alright...I just wish I knew how they're doing..." Fluttershy's smile faded as she looked at the ground while lightly kicking the floor. Discord felt uncomfortable and scratched the side of his neck as he turned his head. Hate to see ol' Flutters so sad like this...maybe I can......oh man the princesses are gonna have a field day if I...hopefully the girls would back me up with this. "Yup." "Yup." "Yup." "Mmm hmm." Four men were standing in front of a wooden fence. They each had a can of beer in their hands. One of them adjusted his glasses carefully as the man next to him lit his cigarette. One of them, who was obese and bald, let out a sad sigh. The tan man next to him raised an eyebrow. "Still dang ol' thinking about heck dang ol' Twily and friends, Dauterive, yo?" The tan man, Jeff Boomhauer, asked. The obese man, Bill Dauterive, sighed as he nodded, "Yeah...I miss them." Hank coughed uncomfortably. He remembered how when they got back to Earth, he decided to give My Little Pony a chance. He decided, along with the other guys, to watch some episodes with Bill. Hank regretted watching a girl's show, but liked seeing Twilight once again. "I'm sure...um...they're doing good Bill," Hank stated as he lifted his beer can in the air, "Here's to the Mane 6...and Spike." The man with the cigarette in his mouth, Dale Gribble, nodded and raised his beer can, "Agreed." Bill smiled and raised his beer can. Boomhauer eventually did the same thing. "Yeah, I tell ya what, dang ol' tribute man." Twilight's House "Even in your reformed state, your insanity baffles me, Discord." A large white alicorn, Princess Celestia, shook her head at Discord. A dark blue alicorn, Princess Luna, stood next to her, a disapproval look is plastered on her face. Twilight and her friends, the rest of the Mane 6 and Spike, were standing behind Discord. Next to Discord is a strange wooden gateway. "Oh c'mon Tia!" Discord pleaded, "It's perfectly harmless! Trust me! I AM reformed!" "That is what worries me," replied Luna. "Alright look," Discord said as his face turns more serious, "There's nothing wrong with this. It's just a bunch of friends visiting." "interdimensionally, Discord," Celestia replied bitterly, "How do you know that nothing would go wrong?" "Um...Celestia...?" Fluttershy spoke quietly as she walked up nervously, "I trust Discord. I'm sure...um...we will make it there..." "See?" Discord said as he put a claw on Fluttershy's shoulder, "SOMEPONY trusts me." The cyan pegasus, Rainbow Dash, let out a defeated sigh, "I don't trust you Discord, but if Fluttershy trusts you, I'll trust you." "Doesn't sound like the Rainbow Dash we know..." the white unicorn, Rarity, commented with a smirk. "Oh...alright. I MAY OR MAY NOT want to be a part of this just to see Dale again," Rainbow Dash mumbled. "One thing confuses me though," the pink pony, Pinkie Pie, exclaimed, "Why is he coming?" She pointed at Cotton as he came in the room. "Sorry about that," Cotton said, "Ah was lucky that Ah didn't break yer crapper Breaking Dawn." "Please don't call me that, Cotton," Twilight answered with narrowed eyes. "Alright, fine, Ms. Ah was a princess but Ah didn't let the Earth people know until they left. Ah was surprised about that. Still wonder why the dragon didn't tell me." "Maybe I woulda told you," the small purple dragon, Spike, replied with his arms crossed, "If you hadn't called me Spyro." "Whatever, Stinky." Cotton replied with a bored look on his face. "Eeyup." Everypony turned their heads to see Big Macintosh appear, next to Cotton. "Glad to see M. Bison's coming wit' us," Cotton remarked. "Eeyup...and stop calling me that." Cotton sighed, "Ah can't call ya Clifford, Kool-Aid, Red Rover, and now M. Bison. What AM Ah gonna call ya now?" Celestia gave Discord a glare, "Fine, I'll let you execute your plan, but if something goes horrifically, you WILL go back to being a statue." "Wouldn't dream of it," Discord replied as he gave Twilight a walkie-talkie, "Here's an inter-dimensional walkie-talkie. When you get to Earth, contact me." Twilight nodded as Cotton shook his head. "Since when does Fidel Castro carry an inter-dimensional walkie-talkie?" Cotton asked while glaring at Discord. Discord let out a groan, "I told you a million times, STOP CALLING ME FIDEL CASTRO!" "Whatever, Castro," replied Cotton as he let out a smug face. Discord stared at him before letting out a similar smug look on his face, "Not too dumb for his age," Discord whispered. "Ah heard that," Cotton blurted out. The orange pony, Applejack, clapped her hooves, "Can we get this over please? Ah don't have all day." "Alright," Discord explained, "All you have to do is walk through that wooden gateway I have here. I don't know what the exit will be like, though. Despite that, the inter-dimensional walkie-talkie SHOULD work. Alright. Break a leg, girls, Spike, gramps, and Big Macintosh!" "Call me gramps again. Ah dares ya," Cotton muttered with an annoyed look on his face as he walked through the gateway. Everypony, and Spike. Shrugged and followed Cotton. Hank was whistling as he grilled some steaks on his grill outside of his house. "How are the steaks, Hank?" Hank turned around and saw his wife, Peggy Hill, standing behind him. "Still cooking. Tell Bobby, dinner will be ready in ten minutes," Hank said. Peggy nodded and went back inside. A young blonde woman, Luanne Platter, was busy breastfeeding her daughter, Gracie, when Luanne's husband, Lucky, entered the house. "Hey Luanne. How's my baby girl?" Lucky greeted as he smiled. Luanne smiled back as she got up from the couch she was sitting on. Before she could kiss Lucky, both she and Lucky heard three thuds. They turned around to the source and gasped loudly. A Laotian man, Kahn Souphanousinphone, went outside of his home with a trash bag on his hand. He let out a grunt as he walked up to the large green garbage bin. He let out a sigh as he looked back to his house. "I wonder when I should tell Minh and Kahn Jr. about Fluttershy...Nah. Minh would think I have a crush on Shy or something. Best if I kept it a secre-" He didn't finished his sentence as he heard a thud. He immediately stopped and turned around. "Dauterive? That you?" He slowly walked to the source of the thud. "I swear to God, Dauterive, that you best......holy crap." Boomhauer walked into his bedroom with a bored look on his face. "Man, dang ol' nothing to do man. Not as dang ol' exciting in Equestria man. Talk about only sexy stallion there. Dang ol' mares here, mares there, mares everwhere. I scream, you scream, we all scream for dang ol' Boomhauer, I tell ya what. Man it was dang ol' weird man. All 'em mares and no sex man. Maybe dang ol' good yo. No Boomhauer kids or Mrs. Boomhauer and crap like that, yo. It was also, I tell ya what Rarity, man. Interesting gal, I tell ya what. Mares get jealous thinking I love Rarity. Dragon there hate me because I live in same house as Rarity and Sweetie Belle. Man, how is 'em two doing? Probably makin' clothes and crisading and whatnot, yo. Man, who am I talking to, man? I tell ya what, I just spoke a dang ol' monolog-" Boomhauer was interrupted when he heard a thud behind him. He turned around and dropped his jaw. "Dang, man..." Bill Dauterive sighed as he began to make his sandwich, consisting of only peanut butter (which was peanuts stuck in a stick of butter) and jelly. He began to think about how the Mane 6 and Cotton Hill were doing. He took the sandwich and gave it a big bite. "Needs a little bit more butter," Bill said as he took his butter knife and began to get some more of the yellow goo. He immediately heard a thud outside. Not wasting any time, he ran outside. As soon as he reached his yard, he let out a gasp. "Just like in the movie..." Dale lit another cigarette as he stared at his computer in his basement. He had three tabs on his web browser. One was about a conspiracy about the election of Barack Obama and Mitt Romney. Another was a discussion board about the so-called end of the world. Finally, the last tab was the video of the season 4 finale of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Dale sighed. He missed Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo. Immediately, he heard thud behind him. He grabbed his pistol that was next to him. He turned around and dropped his gun, along with his jaw. "Oh...my...God..." Hank came into the kitchen with a plate of steaks, "Dinner's ready!" Peggy and her teen son, Bobby Hill, came into the kitchen. They both sat on the table and waited as Hank wasted no time serving his family. THUD! Hank blinked as Peggy and Bobby looked outside. "Sounded like it came from the yard," Bobby said. "Bobby," Hank replied, "Get my 9-iron." After Bobby fetched Hank his golf club, Hank went outside with a suspicious expression stuck in his face. He saw a figure sitting on the grass, groaning as she got up slowly. "This is like...when I had to get the crown from Sunset Shimmer..." Hank's eyes widen. The figure turned around and stared at Hank with widen eyes. "Oh my God..." The figure seemed to be more surprised the second she recognized the voice. "AHHHHHH!" "BRWAHHH!" Author's Note Sorry it took long. Took longer than I expected. Awkward ReunionLuanne, Lucky, and Gracie turned around to the source of the three thuds they had heard. Both Luanne and Lucky gasped loudly. They saw an irritated purple dog on the floor. Next to the dog was a young orange-haired man who sported a white shirt, red jacket, and blue jeans. He was lying on the floor with his eyes closed, groaning. Finally, which horrified Luanne and Lucky the most, was an old man with short legs, due to his lack of shins. The old man laid on the floor, an angry look was on his face. "C-C-Cotton?!" Lucky stammered. The old man, Cotton, blinked and turned around to see Luanne, Lucky, and Gracie. His scowl turned into a smirk. "Howdy Miss, Mister, Young'Un." Luanne and Lucky screamed as they wasted no time backing away from Cotton. "He's a zombie!" Luanne screamed as she dropped to the floor with Gracie on her arms, "He's coming to eat my brains!!!" Lucky ran to Luanne and hugged her, "Since when do zombies greet humans, dear?" He said as he comforted her. "Then, why is he in our living room?" Luanne asked desperately. "That, I do not know," Lucky answered as Luanne gave him Gracie to cuddle. Both were surprised that Gracie does not seem alarmed by all this. "Ugh..." the young man next to Cotton muttered. Cotton turned around and stared at the young man. "Fry?" Cotton remarked with a raised eyebrow, "Ya actually exist?" The man grunted, his hands covering his eyes, "Eenop-These aren't mah hooves." The man opened his eyes slightly to get a glimpse of his hands. He turned around and stared at Cotton. "That's what ya look like Big Fry-intosh?" Cotton exclaimed with an amused look on his face. Big Macintosh stared at Cotton before letting out a small weak chuckle and dropping to the floor, passed out. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?!" Luanne shouted. "Ah didn't do anything. The grown up Calvin fainted." "Wait, he's Calvin from that comic?" Lucky asked. "No!" Cotton stammered before letting out a sigh, "Look, Ah need yer help. But first, would ya stop acting so scared?!" "Are you gonna eat our brains?" "Damn it Luanne," Cotton hissed, "Ah ain't a zombie. I'll explain later. Just, help me get Calvin on a bed or something," he continued as he kicked Big Macintosh gently. The dog started mumbling, "Cotton? Is that you?" Luanne stared at the talking dog before twitching her left eye and fainting. "What did that talking dog did to my wife?!" Lucky shouted as he put down Gracie on the couch before kneeling next to Luanne, who was lying on the ground. "My name's Spike," the dog mumbled as he slowly opened his eyes, "And I didn't do anything. That girl just fainted." "Amen, Doggy Spyro," Cotton replied, "Can't believe ya're not surprised by the human race. Then again, ya did go through that crown thing with Sunset Shipper or whatever her name was." "Correct," Spike replied, "And don't call me Doggy Spyro." Lucky just stared at Cotton, Spike, and Big Macintosh with a flabbergasted look on his face. What...the...hell? he thought. "I swear to God, Dauterive, that you best......holy crap." Kahn's jaw dropped when he saw a young girl who was yellow skinned and had pink hair. The girl slowly got up and looked at Kahn, making her gasp loudly with a scared look on her face. Before Kahn could talk, the girl tried to ran, but then realized that she was not a pony. "Oh my!" She said as she started to sweat more, "I'm not a pony...?!" Kahn's eyes widen, "Fluttershy?" The girl blinked and turned around to face Kahn, "Kahn Super-Phone?" "Souphanousinphone," he corrected, "But, what are you doing here?! Shouldn't you be in Equestria or something?!?!" "Oh, about that..." Before she could answer, a woman came outside. "Kahn!" She shouted, "No offense, but what's talking too lon-" She stopped when she saw Fluttershy, who immediately scrambled to hide. The woman just stood in her spot with awe on her face. "Minh," Kahn said, "This is Fluttershy..." "Why is she so...so yellow?" Minh asked Kahn, "I understand the pink hair, but..." "Well...she's a pony," Kahn said. Minh looked at Kahn with disbelief. "I'll explain inside," Kahn said, "C'mon Flutters. Let's go inside." Fluttershy slowly crawled out of her hiding spot. She had a nervous look on her face. Nevertheless, she followed Kahn to his house. "I gotta teach you how to walk..." Kahn muttered. "Dang, man..." Boomhauer stood in awe as he stared at a white girl with dark blue hair. "Ugh...what the..." The girl muttered as she looked up. Her eyes widen when she looked at Boomhauer. "Boomhauer?" The girl asked in disbelief. "Dang ol' Rarity?" Boomhauer replied, "You look like dang ol' Rarity in that dang ol' movie. Not the dang ol' Rainbow Rocks one. Oh maybe that one. But mostly the first movie, I tell you what." The girl tried to hug Boomhauer but failed. She instead fell down due to the fact that she was a human and not a pony. "Huh?" She said in disbelief as she stared at her hands, "AAAAHHHH!!!! WHAT AM I?!?!" "A dang ol' human miss," Boomhauer answered as he gently picked up Rarity. "Ooh," Rarity cooed, "I didn't know you were that strong..." "Yo," Boomhauer said with a small smirk, "Now let me just dang ol' put you in that lil' ol' bed man and I'll explain and show you how far the rabbit hole goes and all that stuff, yo. Oh and nothing sexual, just some, I tell you what, explaining." "I didn't understand what you said," Rarity replied as Boomhauer placed her on his bed, "But something tells me that you want to explain some things to me." "Yo," Boomhauer answered with a smile. "Just like in the movie..." Bill stared at the pink girl, who slowly got up from the ground without trouble. She seemed to not care that she is not a pony. "Oh hey Bill!" The girl shouted. Bill smiled back, "Hey Pinkie...Wait, how come you're not surprised tha-" "I'm a human?" Pinkie asked, her smile not fading, "Oh that. I knew about that when Twilight told me about it." "She told you?" Bill exclaimed. "Well," Pinkie replied while looking on the floor with a slightly nervous smile, "I asked her to tell me more about humans since she went to that world where everypony was human beings. She wondered how I knew about that, I told it-" "JUST A HUNCH!" She and Bill said at the same time, which made them both laugh at the same time. Suddenly, they both heard another thud. Bill blinked and turned around and saw an orange girl with yellow hair and a cowboy hat. "Oh hi AJ!" Pinkie greeted while waving her hand, "Good to see you!" The girl, Applejack, looked up and stared at Pinkie Pie, making Applejack gasp loudly. She then saw that her hooves were now hands. Finally, she caught a glimpse of Bill, who just waved and said: "Hey Applejack. You look like the human counterpart in Equestria Girls." Applejack dropped to the floor, completely passed out. Bill and Pinkie Pie stared at the unconscious Applejack. "I think we need to get her to your bed," suggested Pinkie. "That's probably a good idea," replied Bill. "Oh...my...God..." Dale took off his sunglasses and cleaned them before wearing them. He stared at the blue girl with rainbow-colored hair. "Bill did talk about that Equestria Girls movie. But it wasn't canon. If it were, she woulda been married to Flash Sentry already!" The girl looked up when she recognized that voice. "It can't be," she said, "Dale? Is that you? Oh my Celestia...it really is yo-What happened to my hooves?" Dale grabbed a mirror and threw it next to the girl. She looked at her reflection from the mirror. She let out a scream. "What on Equestria am I!?!?" She yelled as she panicked. Dale grabbed her on the shoulders, "Rainbow Dash, first, you gotta calm down. I know it's tough being another species! Remember when I was a damn pony!?!?" Rainbow Dash wanted to panic more, but she surprisingly calmed down when Dale started talking. "Alright," she mumbled, "I'll TRY to calm down. Now, please, tell me what happened to me and what I am and what you are and-" "Dad? You OK? I heard some screaming." Both Dale and Rainbow Dash froze when they saw a dark-skinned teenager on the stairs of the basement. The teenager froze when he looked at Rainbow Dash. There was a long uncomfortable silence before Dale broke it. "Hey Joseph," Dale said, "Meet my friend, Rainbow Dash." Rainbow Dash nervously waved her hand. Joseph stared at her before she spoke, "Hey. I'm...gonna go to the bathroom...and throw up." As he ran to the bathroom, Dale smiled at Rainbow Dash, "He's my son," Dale said. "OK..." Rainbow Dash replied confusedly. "Oh my God..." The figure seemed to be more surprised the second she recognized the voice. She was purple-skinned with dark purple hair. "AHHHHHH!" The girl screamed as she backed away. "BRWAHHH!" Hank screamed as he fell to the ground. "Twilight Sparkle?!" shouted Hank, "What are you doing here?!" "Hank?! Is that really you?!?!" Twilight exclaimed, "I can't believe it! That's what you look like as a human?!" "Hank? Is everything alright?" Hank gulped as soon as he heard his wife's voice. Peggy and Bobby went outside. "We heard some shouting an-" Peggy stared at Twilight, who just nervously waved her hand. "Um...hi? You must be Hank's wife..." Peggy let out a weak chuckle before fainting on the floor. Bobby actually looked excited and joyful than horrified and scared. "Oh my God...It's Twilight Sparkle!" He exclaimed while making a squee, "And she looks like she came from Equestria Girls!" Hank blinked, "What did you say Bobby?" Bobby realized what he had said and nervously replied, "Nothing." Hank let out a facepalm. Looks like Bill isn't the only brony, he thought. AftermathBig Macintosh slowly woke up from his slumber that seemed eternal. When he woke up, he noticed that there was a dog napping next to him. The dog seemed to woke up and stared at Big Macintosh. The dog let out a smile, "Hey Big Mac." Big Macintosh almost fell out of bed, "Spike?!" He yelled in disbelief. Spike held out his paws, "Hey don't shout," he said, "You don't wanna bother Lucky, Luanne, and Gracie." "Ya seem awfully calm, especially since ya're a dog," Big Macintosh observed. "Yeah, well, this isn't the only time I got turned into a dog," Spike replied, "I'd tell you right now, but, now that you're awake, we might as well check up on Cotton." Big Macintosh nodded and got off of bed, only to almost fall to the floor. "Oh come on Fry!" Cotton derided as he entered the bedroom with a smirk on his face, "Ah seen ya buck trees for two hours, yet ya can't stand up for two seconds!" "Ah wasn't a...whatever ya are," Big Macintosh growled as he slowly tried to get up. "Human, Fry," Cotton answered. "Stop calling me those nicknames, or Ah'll kick yer rump," Big Macintosh mumbled with a glare. Cotton laughed, "Here, we call it ass," he said as he walked up to Big Macintosh, "I dares ya to kick me on the rump...if ya can." Cotton turned around, facing away from Big Macintosh. With a scowl, Big Macintosh tried to perform a kick, only to drop back to the floor, leaving Cotton unharmed and triumphant. "Ya kicked mah ass in that pony world and ya can't even kick AN ass here!" Cotton howled while crossing his arms. Lucky and Luanne entered the room, both had an uneasy look on their faces. "Cotton told us about...where you're from," Lucky explained to Spike and Big Macintosh. "I thought that talking dogs only existed in Christian television shows," Luanne said while staring at Spike. Spike blinked, "Never heard of Christian." "Cotton explained about you guys," Lucky pointed out, "About how...you were a dragon," he said to Spike, "And you're a pony," he said to Big Macintosh, "What's your name again?" "Big Macintosh." "Philip J. Fry." Cotton and Big Macintosh stared at each other after they both spoke at the same time. "Oh, fine," Cotton muttered with a growl, "His name's Big Macintosh." Big Macintosh tried to get up only to fall back to the ground again. Lucky walked up to Big Macintosh and helped him up for a while. "We can help you walk," Luanne said as she walked up next to Lucky, "We were good with Gracie." "I'm surprised that Gracie doesn't seem to mind a talking mutt," Cotton mumbled as he shook his head. "Eeyup," said Big Macintosh. "He doesn't talk much, does he?" Lucky asked Cotton. Spike cleared his throat, "So what now?" "It's getting late," replied Lucky, "You guys can sleep in the guest room." Big Macintosh smiled, "Thank ya...um..." "I'm Lucky. This is my wife, Luanne. The baby is my daughter, Gracie." "Nice to meet ya," Big Macintosh said. "C'mon Red," Cotton mumbled while yawning, "Ah gotta get some shuteye." Cotton turned off the room light and threw himself to the bed, snoring. Lucky and Luanne smiled to each other and closed the door. Eventually, Big Macintosh fell asleep on the bed. Carefully, Spike climbed up to the bed and fell asleep too. Minh sat on the couch in the living room. Kahn sat next her. Fluttershy was busy trying to stand up and walk around. "So, she's supposed to be a...a what again?" Minh asked as she calmly drank her tea. "A pegasus," replied Kahn as Fluttershy almost fell down, "Remember the 'end of the world?'" Minh thought for a while as Kahn walked up to Fluttershy to help her out. "Alright," Minh finally said, "I think I know what you're talking about. She has to do with something about the end of the world, right?" "You can say that," replied Kahn as Fluttershy walked around slowly, "We gotta tell Kahn Jr., you know?" "Yeah..." Minh mumbled as she let out a disgruntled sigh. Fluttershy frowned as she continued to walk around a bit more, "Oh, I'm sorry if I-" "Hey, don't worry about it Fluttershy," Kahn replied, "It reminded me of when I went to Canterlot...goddamnit, first thing in the morning, I'm getting a 3-hole-puncher." "For what, dad?" Both Kahn and Minh turned around and saw a teenage Laotian girl. The teen let out a confused grunt when she stared at Fluttershy. "Dad, who's this? Why is her skin yellow? Is she a monster of something?" Fluttershy seemed to be hurt by the fact that she is called a monster. The girl noticed this and felt a small pang of guilt. She then patted Fluttershy's back. "Hey," she said in a soothing voice, "I didn't mean to call you a monster." Fluttershy seemed to smile a bit as Kahn walked up to the teen. "Fluttershy, this is Connie. Kahn Jr., this is Fluttershy." Connie raised an eyebrow, "Interesting name. How do you know this girl, dad?" Kahn let out a tired sigh. Looks like he needed to explain this again. He didn't even had something to drink. "So...I'm a human," Rarity said as she comfortably on Boomhauer's bed, "And this is Earth, right?" "Dang ol' correct, man," replied Boomhauer as he stood in front of Rarity, his hands on his jean pockets. "And, for a living, you spend time being with women?" "That and dang ol' Texas Ranger man." "A what?" "Texas Ranger. You know, I tell you what, a police officer yo." "A police what?" "Um, a dang ol' Royal Guard who dang ol' follows laws and follows examples of Shatner and COPS." Rarity gave Boomhauer a confused expression. "Um, OK?" "Wanna drink, yo?" Boomhauer asked with smile. His smile seemed to make Rarity even more sheepish. "Oh, yes, um, please, thank you," she replied while crossing her legs, "Some juice if you have any." Boomhauer nodded and walked to the kitchen. He wondered how she managed to get herself into Earth. Perhaps it was 'that mirror' that Bill talked about. He always told the guys about some My Little Pony information. What caught Boomhauer's attention was a villain named Tirek, who Bill said was the main villain in Season 4. He dismissed his thoughts as he got a glass and a gallon of apple juice. "Ugh..." Applejack moaned as she got up from Bill's bed. She tried her best to walk, only to fall back to the ground. She looked up and saw Bill smiling. "Is it really ya, Bill?" Applejack whispered. "Ya didn't look this depressed compared to when ya were in Equestria." "Things change, I guess." Bill answered as he extended his hand to Applejack. With a smile, Applejack grabbed Bill's hand and let him lift her up. "Hey. Where's Big Mac?" Applejack asked as she looked around. "I don't know." Bill answered with a shrug. "Pinkie told me he came with you and the other girls, Spike, and Cotton. I'm sure he's fine." "I hope so." Applejack replied as she grabbed her right arm. "I don't want to lose mah big brother." Feeling pity, Bill hugged Applejack, who hugged him back. "How's Cotton?" Bill asked Applejack. She smiled. "He's doing well. He and Big Mac bicker with each other from time to time, but they're doing well. He's also helping Apple Bloom and her friends get their cutie marks and protecting them from Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon. Though he goes a little far with that, like he grabbed a saw and chased after them." "Did he scream, 'I'LL CUT YOUR GUTS OUT!' at those two?" Bill asked as he did his best Cotton Hill impersonation. "Yeah." Applejack nodded. "How did ya know?" "Let's just say Hank owed him a Cadillac." Bill replied with a wink. "HIYA AJ!!!" Pinkie shouted as she suddenly appeared in front of Applejack, who yelped as she backed away. "Landsakes!" She gasped. "Pinkie? Is that ya?" Pinkie nodded crazily as Bill chuckled. "This is gonna be a long night." Bill mumbled to himself, trying to hide his grin. Dale coughed uncomfortably as both he and Rainbow Dash stood next to the bathroom, where Joseph was literally vomiting. "So..." Rainbow Dash said, breaking the silence, "He's your son?" "He is also an alien." Dale included as he took out his cigarette. "OK..." Rainbow Dash mumbled. "We're gonna have to explain this to my wife." Dale sighed, lighting up his smoke. "How do you propose we do that?" "You just leave that to me kitten..." Joseph immediately bursted out of the bathroom, taking a good glance of Rainbow Dash. "Dad. Please explain THIS." Joseph deadpanned as he pointed to Rainbow Dash. "Well, you see, son, there's a show called My-" "Dale." Dale, Rainbow Dash, and Joseph turned to the source of the voice. They saw a blonde woman staring at Rainbow Dash, then Dale. "Hey Nancy..." "I need to use the bathroom badly." Dale mumbled as he bolted to the bathroom. Rainbow Dash gulped as she stared at Nancy. "Um...hi?" "So let me get this straight," Hank said as he adjusted his glasses, "Discord sent you here, your friends should be here...Bobby's a brony." Both he, Bobby, Peggy (who was laying on the couch, unconscious), and Twilight Sparkle were in the living room. Hank wasn't that surprised to see Twilight as a human, since Bill told Hank about Equestria Girls and Rainbow Rocks. "Yes." Twilight replied. "He noticed how we missed you, so he decided to bring us here. You know, for a visit." "How will you get back?" Hank asked. "Can I get your autograph?" Bobby asked as he handed Twilight one of his t-shirts. "Not now Bobby." Hank scolded Bobby, who, in return, gave his dad a sheepish smile. "Discord gave me this inter-dimensional walkie-talkie." Twilight replied as she took out the walkie-talkie. "I should contact him." She pressed the "on" button and put it up to her ear. "Yello?" Discord said through the walkie-talkie. "We're in Arlen, Discord. Hank wonders how we'll get back." "There should be a portal somewhere around Hank's neighborhood." "Where?" "Dunno. Look on the bright side! You get the thrill of adventure and finding a portal!" Twilight sighed as she turned off the walkie-talkie. "The portal to home is in your neighborhood." Hank groaned a bit as he rubbed his forehead. After that, he asked one question that was bothering him now. "Sooooo...why are you a princess again?" A mustached man sighed grimly as he sipped his cocktail. He sat comfortably on his chair. He stared uncomfortably as his two seated guests; a green haired lady dressed in a black gown and a black haired man wearing a gray suit and a red cape. The mustached man stared at the lady. "You want me to do what?" The lady glared at the mustached man as she picked up her cocktail in front of her. "Simple. You know about this, Hink Hall?" The mustached man smiled internally. "Hank Hill. Yes, I know about him. Buck's lapdog. I take him down, I also take down Buck's business. Why?" This time, the red caped man spoke up as he cracked his knuckles. "Friends of this Hank Hill..." The red caped man began. "...we both had a personal...problem with them," the woman finished the man's statement. The mustached man raised an eyebrow. "And what do you want me to do?" "Bring them to us," the woman calmly replied. "And how do I do that?" The mustached man asked as he drank the last of his cocktail. "Figure it out..." The red caped man bitterly replied. "What's in it for me?" The mustached man asked as he put down his cocktail glass. "We can help take down your rival's business," the woman answered with an evil smirk, "You have no idea how easy it would be..." "Just how would you do that?" "Simple. I receive help from...my children..." "Deal." "Consider it done." Both the woman and caped man stood up from their seats. "Who are you, by the way?" The mustached man asked. "Consider me a queen," the woman answered without facing, "And consider my friend a king." The caped man stared at the mustached man, "Tell no one about us." "Do you understand, Thatherton?" The woman asked. Thatherton nodded, "You have my word as a propane salesman." Satisfied, the woman and man left the dark room they were in, leaving an uncomfortable Thatherton. He took out a cigarette and placed it on his mouth. He took out a lighter from his pocket. "You're finished, Hank Hill..." Thatherton muttered as he lit his cigarette. Author's Note 9 Months. I'm really sorry guys. Well, thanks for reading and tolerating my slowness. Also, please check out my latest story. Thanks.
One Week Later...Twilight's House Morning A purple alicorn sighed as she read a book while lying down in bed. She got up and shook her head. She got out of bed and headed towards the living room. She used her magic to adjust her thermostat. As she adjusted the heat, thoughts immediately popped out of her head: Oh my god! I've done this before on Earth but I'd never done this here in...uh...what do you call this planet again? Equestria. Equestria! Yeah! Right! Thanks! Do you need any help? No, no. I'm OK, Miss Sparkle. Let me just *grunt* *grunt* *grunt* BWAHH!!! Yes! YES! I did it! I finally have propane heating your home! Well, congratulations Hank Hill! The alicorn, Twilight Sparkle, frowned as she thought about her friend, Hank Hill. He used to be in a world called Earth, where they were all humans. Twilight secretly knew about the human race, ever since she was a princess. She founded a spell to hide her wings. She used it ever since, especially when Hank Hill and his friends visited Equestria. She felt a little guilty for not telling them that she was a princess. She may never have the chance again. She stopped using the spell a week after Hank and his friends left. She now had her wings permanently exposed. She stood in the living room, thinking about Hank and his friends, Dale Gribble, Bill Dauterive, Jeff Boomhauer, and Kahn Souphanousinphone. Hank was an interesting character. He seemed friendly yet a bit nervous, in an unusual way. Dale was stranger, but still friendly. He always came up with weird conspiracies and was always doing something bizarre. Boomhauer was also friendly. Despite his confusing way of talking, he was compassionate to everypony, especially mares, who were smitten by him. Kahn was a little rude, but had a good heart. He seemed to not get along with Hank and his friends. Finally, Bill was depressed on Earth, yet when he arrived in Equestria, he seemed as happy as Pinkie Pie. She learned about bronies, which completely confused her. She sighed once more as a small purple dragon appeared from the kitchen. He noticed Twilight's glum face, "What's wrong, Twi?" "Hmm?" Twilight turned around and saw the dragon, "Oh, hey Spike. I'm just...thinking." "About Hank huh?" Twilight looked down on the floor. Spike walked up to her and put a claw on her shoulder, "Don't worry. I'm sure he's OK." Twilight smiled as she nuzzled Spike, "You're right." Spike smiled as she nuzzled him, "Remember that he's got Bill with him. Bill seems...a little off. It's amazing that on Earth, he was depressed. But in Equestria, he's friendly. He's kinda like Pinkie Pie." "Yeah...and like Cheese Sandwich," Twilight added, "I'm gonna go for a walk. See you later Spike." As she walked out of the door, Spike waved her goodbye, I just wish Hank was back again, Spike thought. Sweet Apple Acres A red stallion was walking around in the apple orchard. He seemed to be looking for somepony. Where the hay could he be...? he thought as he continued searching. "BOO!" The red pony almost fell to the ground as he looked up and saw a chuckling dark green pony in front of him. His back legs were shorter than his front legs and he had slightly wrinkled skin. "Ah can't believe ya fell for that!" The green pony exclaimed as he stopped laughing. "Dag-nab-it, Cotton!" Big Macintosh mumbled as he got up, "Ya scared me!" "And that's why ya love me!" Cotton replied as his smirk grew larger. Big Macintosh glared at him before letting out a hearty laugh, "Heh. Agreed...Hank's father." Cotton's smile faded, "That's above the line, Clifford." Big Macintosh shook his head, "Ah wonder how Hank's doin'." "Eh, Ah'm sure he's doin' good. Ya know, sellin' propane and whatnot." Big Macintosh sighed, "Miss yer family?" Cotton kicked the ground softly, "Well," he began, "Ah sure as hell don't miss Hank, but Ah do miss Bobby, mah grandson, and G.H., mah son. Hell, Hank should be proud; even wit' his narrow urethra, he created Bobby. Mah urethra's normal, and all Ah created was him. Ugh. Then again, Ah did created G.H.," Cotton let out a melaconcholy sigh, "Ah just wish Ah knew how they were doin'." Big Macintosh and Cotton stared at the ground for a while. Cotton broke the silence. "C'mon. Let's see what yer sister made for breakfast." Big Macintosh nodded and followed Cotton to home. Fluttershy's Cottage A yellow pegasus was feeding a white rabbit an orange carrot. The pegasus sighed. She personally missed one of her friends. "Something wrong, Fluttershy dear? The pegasus eeped as she turned around and saw a draconequus. "Oh, hi Discord," the pegasus greeted, "You should really stop scaring me like that...if that's alright with you..." "I guess old habits die hard huh?" Discord as he made the white rabbit float up the air. The white rabbit immediately panicked before Discord dropped the angry bunny to the ground. "So Ah heard 'bout yer dang ol' Earthling friends," Discord stated as he snapped his fingers and made a cowboy hat, "Shame Ah couldn't be able to see them." Well, almost them, Discord thought, There was that Bill fellow, who wanted revenge on Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon. How DID he cut off Dale's wing by accident? Consider himself lucky that he still had that wing. Fluttershy sighed before she spoke again, "Oh, don't worry about it," she said with a smile slowly forming on her lips, "I'm sure they're doing alright...I just wish I knew how they're doing..." Fluttershy's smile faded as she looked at the ground while lightly kicking the floor. Discord felt uncomfortable and scratched the side of his neck as he turned his head. Hate to see ol' Flutters so sad like this...maybe I can......oh man the princesses are gonna have a field day if I...hopefully the girls would back me up with this. "Yup." "Yup." "Yup." "Mmm hmm." Four men were standing in front of a wooden fence. They each had a can of beer in their hands. One of them adjusted his glasses carefully as the man next to him lit his cigarette. One of them, who was obese and bald, let out a sad sigh. The tan man next to him raised an eyebrow. "Still dang ol' thinking about heck dang ol' Twily and friends, Dauterive, yo?" The tan man, Jeff Boomhauer, asked. The obese man, Bill Dauterive, sighed as he nodded, "Yeah...I miss them." Hank coughed uncomfortably. He remembered how when they got back to Earth, he decided to give My Little Pony a chance. He decided, along with the other guys, to watch some episodes with Bill. Hank regretted watching a girl's show, but liked seeing Twilight once again. "I'm sure...um...they're doing good Bill," Hank stated as he lifted his beer can in the air, "Here's to the Mane 6...and Spike." The man with the cigarette in his mouth, Dale Gribble, nodded and raised his beer can, "Agreed." Bill smiled and raised his beer can. Boomhauer eventually did the same thing. "Yeah, I tell ya what, dang ol' tribute man." Twilight's House "Even in your reformed state, your insanity baffles me, Discord." A large white alicorn, Princess Celestia, shook her head at Discord. A dark blue alicorn, Princess Luna, stood next to her, a disapproval look is plastered on her face. Twilight and her friends, the rest of the Mane 6 and Spike, were standing behind Discord. Next to Discord is a strange wooden gateway. "Oh c'mon Tia!" Discord pleaded, "It's perfectly harmless! Trust me! I AM reformed!" "That is what worries me," replied Luna. "Alright look," Discord said as his face turns more serious, "There's nothing wrong with this. It's just a bunch of friends visiting." "interdimensionally, Discord," Celestia replied bitterly, "How do you know that nothing would go wrong?" "Um...Celestia...?" Fluttershy spoke quietly as she walked up nervously, "I trust Discord. I'm sure...um...we will make it there..." "See?" Discord said as he put a claw on Fluttershy's shoulder, "SOMEPONY trusts me." The cyan pegasus, Rainbow Dash, let out a defeated sigh, "I don't trust you Discord, but if Fluttershy trusts you, I'll trust you." "Doesn't sound like the Rainbow Dash we know..." the white unicorn, Rarity, commented with a smirk. "Oh...alright. I MAY OR MAY NOT want to be a part of this just to see Dale again," Rainbow Dash mumbled. "One thing confuses me though," the pink pony, Pinkie Pie, exclaimed, "Why is he coming?" She pointed at Cotton as he came in the room. "Sorry about that," Cotton said, "Ah was lucky that Ah didn't break yer crapper Breaking Dawn." "Please don't call me that, Cotton," Twilight answered with narrowed eyes. "Alright, fine, Ms. Ah was a princess but Ah didn't let the Earth people know until they left. Ah was surprised about that. Still wonder why the dragon didn't tell me." "Maybe I woulda told you," the small purple dragon, Spike, replied with his arms crossed, "If you hadn't called me Spyro." "Whatever, Stinky." Cotton replied with a bored look on his face. "Eeyup." Everypony turned their heads to see Big Macintosh appear, next to Cotton. "Glad to see M. Bison's coming wit' us," Cotton remarked. "Eeyup...and stop calling me that." Cotton sighed, "Ah can't call ya Clifford, Kool-Aid, Red Rover, and now M. Bison. What AM Ah gonna call ya now?" Celestia gave Discord a glare, "Fine, I'll let you execute your plan, but if something goes horrifically, you WILL go back to being a statue." "Wouldn't dream of it," Discord replied as he gave Twilight a walkie-talkie, "Here's an inter-dimensional walkie-talkie. When you get to Earth, contact me." Twilight nodded as Cotton shook his head. "Since when does Fidel Castro carry an inter-dimensional walkie-talkie?" Cotton asked while glaring at Discord. Discord let out a groan, "I told you a million times, STOP CALLING ME FIDEL CASTRO!" "Whatever, Castro," replied Cotton as he let out a smug face. Discord stared at him before letting out a similar smug look on his face, "Not too dumb for his age," Discord whispered. "Ah heard that," Cotton blurted out. The orange pony, Applejack, clapped her hooves, "Can we get this over please? Ah don't have all day." "Alright," Discord explained, "All you have to do is walk through that wooden gateway I have here. I don't know what the exit will be like, though. Despite that, the inter-dimensional walkie-talkie SHOULD work. Alright. Break a leg, girls, Spike, gramps, and Big Macintosh!" "Call me gramps again. Ah dares ya," Cotton muttered with an annoyed look on his face as he walked through the gateway. Everypony, and Spike. Shrugged and followed Cotton. Hank was whistling as he grilled some steaks on his grill outside of his house. "How are the steaks, Hank?" Hank turned around and saw his wife, Peggy Hill, standing behind him. "Still cooking. Tell Bobby, dinner will be ready in ten minutes," Hank said. Peggy nodded and went back inside. A young blonde woman, Luanne Platter, was busy breastfeeding her daughter, Gracie, when Luanne's husband, Lucky, entered the house. "Hey Luanne. How's my baby girl?" Lucky greeted as he smiled. Luanne smiled back as she got up from the couch she was sitting on. Before she could kiss Lucky, both she and Lucky heard three thuds. They turned around to the source and gasped loudly. A Laotian man, Kahn Souphanousinphone, went outside of his home with a trash bag on his hand. He let out a grunt as he walked up to the large green garbage bin. He let out a sigh as he looked back to his house. "I wonder when I should tell Minh and Kahn Jr. about Fluttershy...Nah. Minh would think I have a crush on Shy or something. Best if I kept it a secre-" He didn't finished his sentence as he heard a thud. He immediately stopped and turned around. "Dauterive? That you?" He slowly walked to the source of the thud. "I swear to God, Dauterive, that you best......holy crap." Boomhauer walked into his bedroom with a bored look on his face. "Man, dang ol' nothing to do man. Not as dang ol' exciting in Equestria man. Talk about only sexy stallion there. Dang ol' mares here, mares there, mares everwhere. I scream, you scream, we all scream for dang ol' Boomhauer, I tell ya what. Man it was dang ol' weird man. All 'em mares and no sex man. Maybe dang ol' good yo. No Boomhauer kids or Mrs. Boomhauer and crap like that, yo. It was also, I tell ya what Rarity, man. Interesting gal, I tell ya what. Mares get jealous thinking I love Rarity. Dragon there hate me because I live in same house as Rarity and Sweetie Belle. Man, how is 'em two doing? Probably makin' clothes and crisading and whatnot, yo. Man, who am I talking to, man? I tell ya what, I just spoke a dang ol' monolog-" Boomhauer was interrupted when he heard a thud behind him. He turned around and dropped his jaw. "Dang, man..." Bill Dauterive sighed as he began to make his sandwich, consisting of only peanut butter (which was peanuts stuck in a stick of butter) and jelly. He began to think about how the Mane 6 and Cotton Hill were doing. He took the sandwich and gave it a big bite. "Needs a little bit more butter," Bill said as he took his butter knife and began to get some more of the yellow goo. He immediately heard a thud outside. Not wasting any time, he ran outside. As soon as he reached his yard, he let out a gasp. "Just like in the movie..." Dale lit another cigarette as he stared at his computer in his basement. He had three tabs on his web browser. One was about a conspiracy about the election of Barack Obama and Mitt Romney. Another was a discussion board about the so-called end of the world. Finally, the last tab was the video of the season 4 finale of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Dale sighed. He missed Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo. Immediately, he heard thud behind him. He grabbed his pistol that was next to him. He turned around and dropped his gun, along with his jaw. "Oh...my...God..." Hank came into the kitchen with a plate of steaks, "Dinner's ready!" Peggy and her teen son, Bobby Hill, came into the kitchen. They both sat on the table and waited as Hank wasted no time serving his family. THUD! Hank blinked as Peggy and Bobby looked outside. "Sounded like it came from the yard," Bobby said. "Bobby," Hank replied, "Get my 9-iron." After Bobby fetched Hank his golf club, Hank went outside with a suspicious expression stuck in his face. He saw a figure sitting on the grass, groaning as she got up slowly. "This is like...when I had to get the crown from Sunset Shimmer..." Hank's eyes widen. The figure turned around and stared at Hank with widen eyes. "Oh my God..." The figure seemed to be more surprised the second she recognized the voice. "AHHHHHH!" "BRWAHHH!" Author's Note Sorry it took long. Took longer than I expected.
Awkward ReunionLuanne, Lucky, and Gracie turned around to the source of the three thuds they had heard. Both Luanne and Lucky gasped loudly. They saw an irritated purple dog on the floor. Next to the dog was a young orange-haired man who sported a white shirt, red jacket, and blue jeans. He was lying on the floor with his eyes closed, groaning. Finally, which horrified Luanne and Lucky the most, was an old man with short legs, due to his lack of shins. The old man laid on the floor, an angry look was on his face. "C-C-Cotton?!" Lucky stammered. The old man, Cotton, blinked and turned around to see Luanne, Lucky, and Gracie. His scowl turned into a smirk. "Howdy Miss, Mister, Young'Un." Luanne and Lucky screamed as they wasted no time backing away from Cotton. "He's a zombie!" Luanne screamed as she dropped to the floor with Gracie on her arms, "He's coming to eat my brains!!!" Lucky ran to Luanne and hugged her, "Since when do zombies greet humans, dear?" He said as he comforted her. "Then, why is he in our living room?" Luanne asked desperately. "That, I do not know," Lucky answered as Luanne gave him Gracie to cuddle. Both were surprised that Gracie does not seem alarmed by all this. "Ugh..." the young man next to Cotton muttered. Cotton turned around and stared at the young man. "Fry?" Cotton remarked with a raised eyebrow, "Ya actually exist?" The man grunted, his hands covering his eyes, "Eenop-These aren't mah hooves." The man opened his eyes slightly to get a glimpse of his hands. He turned around and stared at Cotton. "That's what ya look like Big Fry-intosh?" Cotton exclaimed with an amused look on his face. Big Macintosh stared at Cotton before letting out a small weak chuckle and dropping to the floor, passed out. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?!" Luanne shouted. "Ah didn't do anything. The grown up Calvin fainted." "Wait, he's Calvin from that comic?" Lucky asked. "No!" Cotton stammered before letting out a sigh, "Look, Ah need yer help. But first, would ya stop acting so scared?!" "Are you gonna eat our brains?" "Damn it Luanne," Cotton hissed, "Ah ain't a zombie. I'll explain later. Just, help me get Calvin on a bed or something," he continued as he kicked Big Macintosh gently. The dog started mumbling, "Cotton? Is that you?" Luanne stared at the talking dog before twitching her left eye and fainting. "What did that talking dog did to my wife?!" Lucky shouted as he put down Gracie on the couch before kneeling next to Luanne, who was lying on the ground. "My name's Spike," the dog mumbled as he slowly opened his eyes, "And I didn't do anything. That girl just fainted." "Amen, Doggy Spyro," Cotton replied, "Can't believe ya're not surprised by the human race. Then again, ya did go through that crown thing with Sunset Shipper or whatever her name was." "Correct," Spike replied, "And don't call me Doggy Spyro." Lucky just stared at Cotton, Spike, and Big Macintosh with a flabbergasted look on his face. What...the...hell? he thought. "I swear to God, Dauterive, that you best......holy crap." Kahn's jaw dropped when he saw a young girl who was yellow skinned and had pink hair. The girl slowly got up and looked at Kahn, making her gasp loudly with a scared look on her face. Before Kahn could talk, the girl tried to ran, but then realized that she was not a pony. "Oh my!" She said as she started to sweat more, "I'm not a pony...?!" Kahn's eyes widen, "Fluttershy?" The girl blinked and turned around to face Kahn, "Kahn Super-Phone?" "Souphanousinphone," he corrected, "But, what are you doing here?! Shouldn't you be in Equestria or something?!?!" "Oh, about that..." Before she could answer, a woman came outside. "Kahn!" She shouted, "No offense, but what's talking too lon-" She stopped when she saw Fluttershy, who immediately scrambled to hide. The woman just stood in her spot with awe on her face. "Minh," Kahn said, "This is Fluttershy..." "Why is she so...so yellow?" Minh asked Kahn, "I understand the pink hair, but..." "Well...she's a pony," Kahn said. Minh looked at Kahn with disbelief. "I'll explain inside," Kahn said, "C'mon Flutters. Let's go inside." Fluttershy slowly crawled out of her hiding spot. She had a nervous look on her face. Nevertheless, she followed Kahn to his house. "I gotta teach you how to walk..." Kahn muttered. "Dang, man..." Boomhauer stood in awe as he stared at a white girl with dark blue hair. "Ugh...what the..." The girl muttered as she looked up. Her eyes widen when she looked at Boomhauer. "Boomhauer?" The girl asked in disbelief. "Dang ol' Rarity?" Boomhauer replied, "You look like dang ol' Rarity in that dang ol' movie. Not the dang ol' Rainbow Rocks one. Oh maybe that one. But mostly the first movie, I tell you what." The girl tried to hug Boomhauer but failed. She instead fell down due to the fact that she was a human and not a pony. "Huh?" She said in disbelief as she stared at her hands, "AAAAHHHH!!!! WHAT AM I?!?!" "A dang ol' human miss," Boomhauer answered as he gently picked up Rarity. "Ooh," Rarity cooed, "I didn't know you were that strong..." "Yo," Boomhauer said with a small smirk, "Now let me just dang ol' put you in that lil' ol' bed man and I'll explain and show you how far the rabbit hole goes and all that stuff, yo. Oh and nothing sexual, just some, I tell you what, explaining." "I didn't understand what you said," Rarity replied as Boomhauer placed her on his bed, "But something tells me that you want to explain some things to me." "Yo," Boomhauer answered with a smile. "Just like in the movie..." Bill stared at the pink girl, who slowly got up from the ground without trouble. She seemed to not care that she is not a pony. "Oh hey Bill!" The girl shouted. Bill smiled back, "Hey Pinkie...Wait, how come you're not surprised tha-" "I'm a human?" Pinkie asked, her smile not fading, "Oh that. I knew about that when Twilight told me about it." "She told you?" Bill exclaimed. "Well," Pinkie replied while looking on the floor with a slightly nervous smile, "I asked her to tell me more about humans since she went to that world where everypony was human beings. She wondered how I knew about that, I told it-" "JUST A HUNCH!" She and Bill said at the same time, which made them both laugh at the same time. Suddenly, they both heard another thud. Bill blinked and turned around and saw an orange girl with yellow hair and a cowboy hat. "Oh hi AJ!" Pinkie greeted while waving her hand, "Good to see you!" The girl, Applejack, looked up and stared at Pinkie Pie, making Applejack gasp loudly. She then saw that her hooves were now hands. Finally, she caught a glimpse of Bill, who just waved and said: "Hey Applejack. You look like the human counterpart in Equestria Girls." Applejack dropped to the floor, completely passed out. Bill and Pinkie Pie stared at the unconscious Applejack. "I think we need to get her to your bed," suggested Pinkie. "That's probably a good idea," replied Bill. "Oh...my...God..." Dale took off his sunglasses and cleaned them before wearing them. He stared at the blue girl with rainbow-colored hair. "Bill did talk about that Equestria Girls movie. But it wasn't canon. If it were, she woulda been married to Flash Sentry already!" The girl looked up when she recognized that voice. "It can't be," she said, "Dale? Is that you? Oh my Celestia...it really is yo-What happened to my hooves?" Dale grabbed a mirror and threw it next to the girl. She looked at her reflection from the mirror. She let out a scream. "What on Equestria am I!?!?" She yelled as she panicked. Dale grabbed her on the shoulders, "Rainbow Dash, first, you gotta calm down. I know it's tough being another species! Remember when I was a damn pony!?!?" Rainbow Dash wanted to panic more, but she surprisingly calmed down when Dale started talking. "Alright," she mumbled, "I'll TRY to calm down. Now, please, tell me what happened to me and what I am and what you are and-" "Dad? You OK? I heard some screaming." Both Dale and Rainbow Dash froze when they saw a dark-skinned teenager on the stairs of the basement. The teenager froze when he looked at Rainbow Dash. There was a long uncomfortable silence before Dale broke it. "Hey Joseph," Dale said, "Meet my friend, Rainbow Dash." Rainbow Dash nervously waved her hand. Joseph stared at her before she spoke, "Hey. I'm...gonna go to the bathroom...and throw up." As he ran to the bathroom, Dale smiled at Rainbow Dash, "He's my son," Dale said. "OK..." Rainbow Dash replied confusedly. "Oh my God..." The figure seemed to be more surprised the second she recognized the voice. She was purple-skinned with dark purple hair. "AHHHHHH!" The girl screamed as she backed away. "BRWAHHH!" Hank screamed as he fell to the ground. "Twilight Sparkle?!" shouted Hank, "What are you doing here?!" "Hank?! Is that really you?!?!" Twilight exclaimed, "I can't believe it! That's what you look like as a human?!" "Hank? Is everything alright?" Hank gulped as soon as he heard his wife's voice. Peggy and Bobby went outside. "We heard some shouting an-" Peggy stared at Twilight, who just nervously waved her hand. "Um...hi? You must be Hank's wife..." Peggy let out a weak chuckle before fainting on the floor. Bobby actually looked excited and joyful than horrified and scared. "Oh my God...It's Twilight Sparkle!" He exclaimed while making a squee, "And she looks like she came from Equestria Girls!" Hank blinked, "What did you say Bobby?" Bobby realized what he had said and nervously replied, "Nothing." Hank let out a facepalm. Looks like Bill isn't the only brony, he thought.
AftermathBig Macintosh slowly woke up from his slumber that seemed eternal. When he woke up, he noticed that there was a dog napping next to him. The dog seemed to woke up and stared at Big Macintosh. The dog let out a smile, "Hey Big Mac." Big Macintosh almost fell out of bed, "Spike?!" He yelled in disbelief. Spike held out his paws, "Hey don't shout," he said, "You don't wanna bother Lucky, Luanne, and Gracie." "Ya seem awfully calm, especially since ya're a dog," Big Macintosh observed. "Yeah, well, this isn't the only time I got turned into a dog," Spike replied, "I'd tell you right now, but, now that you're awake, we might as well check up on Cotton." Big Macintosh nodded and got off of bed, only to almost fall to the floor. "Oh come on Fry!" Cotton derided as he entered the bedroom with a smirk on his face, "Ah seen ya buck trees for two hours, yet ya can't stand up for two seconds!" "Ah wasn't a...whatever ya are," Big Macintosh growled as he slowly tried to get up. "Human, Fry," Cotton answered. "Stop calling me those nicknames, or Ah'll kick yer rump," Big Macintosh mumbled with a glare. Cotton laughed, "Here, we call it ass," he said as he walked up to Big Macintosh, "I dares ya to kick me on the rump...if ya can." Cotton turned around, facing away from Big Macintosh. With a scowl, Big Macintosh tried to perform a kick, only to drop back to the floor, leaving Cotton unharmed and triumphant. "Ya kicked mah ass in that pony world and ya can't even kick AN ass here!" Cotton howled while crossing his arms. Lucky and Luanne entered the room, both had an uneasy look on their faces. "Cotton told us about...where you're from," Lucky explained to Spike and Big Macintosh. "I thought that talking dogs only existed in Christian television shows," Luanne said while staring at Spike. Spike blinked, "Never heard of Christian." "Cotton explained about you guys," Lucky pointed out, "About how...you were a dragon," he said to Spike, "And you're a pony," he said to Big Macintosh, "What's your name again?" "Big Macintosh." "Philip J. Fry." Cotton and Big Macintosh stared at each other after they both spoke at the same time. "Oh, fine," Cotton muttered with a growl, "His name's Big Macintosh." Big Macintosh tried to get up only to fall back to the ground again. Lucky walked up to Big Macintosh and helped him up for a while. "We can help you walk," Luanne said as she walked up next to Lucky, "We were good with Gracie." "I'm surprised that Gracie doesn't seem to mind a talking mutt," Cotton mumbled as he shook his head. "Eeyup," said Big Macintosh. "He doesn't talk much, does he?" Lucky asked Cotton. Spike cleared his throat, "So what now?" "It's getting late," replied Lucky, "You guys can sleep in the guest room." Big Macintosh smiled, "Thank ya...um..." "I'm Lucky. This is my wife, Luanne. The baby is my daughter, Gracie." "Nice to meet ya," Big Macintosh said. "C'mon Red," Cotton mumbled while yawning, "Ah gotta get some shuteye." Cotton turned off the room light and threw himself to the bed, snoring. Lucky and Luanne smiled to each other and closed the door. Eventually, Big Macintosh fell asleep on the bed. Carefully, Spike climbed up to the bed and fell asleep too. Minh sat on the couch in the living room. Kahn sat next her. Fluttershy was busy trying to stand up and walk around. "So, she's supposed to be a...a what again?" Minh asked as she calmly drank her tea. "A pegasus," replied Kahn as Fluttershy almost fell down, "Remember the 'end of the world?'" Minh thought for a while as Kahn walked up to Fluttershy to help her out. "Alright," Minh finally said, "I think I know what you're talking about. She has to do with something about the end of the world, right?" "You can say that," replied Kahn as Fluttershy walked around slowly, "We gotta tell Kahn Jr., you know?" "Yeah..." Minh mumbled as she let out a disgruntled sigh. Fluttershy frowned as she continued to walk around a bit more, "Oh, I'm sorry if I-" "Hey, don't worry about it Fluttershy," Kahn replied, "It reminded me of when I went to Canterlot...goddamnit, first thing in the morning, I'm getting a 3-hole-puncher." "For what, dad?" Both Kahn and Minh turned around and saw a teenage Laotian girl. The teen let out a confused grunt when she stared at Fluttershy. "Dad, who's this? Why is her skin yellow? Is she a monster of something?" Fluttershy seemed to be hurt by the fact that she is called a monster. The girl noticed this and felt a small pang of guilt. She then patted Fluttershy's back. "Hey," she said in a soothing voice, "I didn't mean to call you a monster." Fluttershy seemed to smile a bit as Kahn walked up to the teen. "Fluttershy, this is Connie. Kahn Jr., this is Fluttershy." Connie raised an eyebrow, "Interesting name. How do you know this girl, dad?" Kahn let out a tired sigh. Looks like he needed to explain this again. He didn't even had something to drink. "So...I'm a human," Rarity said as she comfortably on Boomhauer's bed, "And this is Earth, right?" "Dang ol' correct, man," replied Boomhauer as he stood in front of Rarity, his hands on his jean pockets. "And, for a living, you spend time being with women?" "That and dang ol' Texas Ranger man." "A what?" "Texas Ranger. You know, I tell you what, a police officer yo." "A police what?" "Um, a dang ol' Royal Guard who dang ol' follows laws and follows examples of Shatner and COPS." Rarity gave Boomhauer a confused expression. "Um, OK?" "Wanna drink, yo?" Boomhauer asked with smile. His smile seemed to make Rarity even more sheepish. "Oh, yes, um, please, thank you," she replied while crossing her legs, "Some juice if you have any." Boomhauer nodded and walked to the kitchen. He wondered how she managed to get herself into Earth. Perhaps it was 'that mirror' that Bill talked about. He always told the guys about some My Little Pony information. What caught Boomhauer's attention was a villain named Tirek, who Bill said was the main villain in Season 4. He dismissed his thoughts as he got a glass and a gallon of apple juice. "Ugh..." Applejack moaned as she got up from Bill's bed. She tried her best to walk, only to fall back to the ground. She looked up and saw Bill smiling. "Is it really ya, Bill?" Applejack whispered. "Ya didn't look this depressed compared to when ya were in Equestria." "Things change, I guess." Bill answered as he extended his hand to Applejack. With a smile, Applejack grabbed Bill's hand and let him lift her up. "Hey. Where's Big Mac?" Applejack asked as she looked around. "I don't know." Bill answered with a shrug. "Pinkie told me he came with you and the other girls, Spike, and Cotton. I'm sure he's fine." "I hope so." Applejack replied as she grabbed her right arm. "I don't want to lose mah big brother." Feeling pity, Bill hugged Applejack, who hugged him back. "How's Cotton?" Bill asked Applejack. She smiled. "He's doing well. He and Big Mac bicker with each other from time to time, but they're doing well. He's also helping Apple Bloom and her friends get their cutie marks and protecting them from Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon. Though he goes a little far with that, like he grabbed a saw and chased after them." "Did he scream, 'I'LL CUT YOUR GUTS OUT!' at those two?" Bill asked as he did his best Cotton Hill impersonation. "Yeah." Applejack nodded. "How did ya know?" "Let's just say Hank owed him a Cadillac." Bill replied with a wink. "HIYA AJ!!!" Pinkie shouted as she suddenly appeared in front of Applejack, who yelped as she backed away. "Landsakes!" She gasped. "Pinkie? Is that ya?" Pinkie nodded crazily as Bill chuckled. "This is gonna be a long night." Bill mumbled to himself, trying to hide his grin. Dale coughed uncomfortably as both he and Rainbow Dash stood next to the bathroom, where Joseph was literally vomiting. "So..." Rainbow Dash said, breaking the silence, "He's your son?" "He is also an alien." Dale included as he took out his cigarette. "OK..." Rainbow Dash mumbled. "We're gonna have to explain this to my wife." Dale sighed, lighting up his smoke. "How do you propose we do that?" "You just leave that to me kitten..." Joseph immediately bursted out of the bathroom, taking a good glance of Rainbow Dash. "Dad. Please explain THIS." Joseph deadpanned as he pointed to Rainbow Dash. "Well, you see, son, there's a show called My-" "Dale." Dale, Rainbow Dash, and Joseph turned to the source of the voice. They saw a blonde woman staring at Rainbow Dash, then Dale. "Hey Nancy..." "I need to use the bathroom badly." Dale mumbled as he bolted to the bathroom. Rainbow Dash gulped as she stared at Nancy. "Um...hi?" "So let me get this straight," Hank said as he adjusted his glasses, "Discord sent you here, your friends should be here...Bobby's a brony." Both he, Bobby, Peggy (who was laying on the couch, unconscious), and Twilight Sparkle were in the living room. Hank wasn't that surprised to see Twilight as a human, since Bill told Hank about Equestria Girls and Rainbow Rocks. "Yes." Twilight replied. "He noticed how we missed you, so he decided to bring us here. You know, for a visit." "How will you get back?" Hank asked. "Can I get your autograph?" Bobby asked as he handed Twilight one of his t-shirts. "Not now Bobby." Hank scolded Bobby, who, in return, gave his dad a sheepish smile. "Discord gave me this inter-dimensional walkie-talkie." Twilight replied as she took out the walkie-talkie. "I should contact him." She pressed the "on" button and put it up to her ear. "Yello?" Discord said through the walkie-talkie. "We're in Arlen, Discord. Hank wonders how we'll get back." "There should be a portal somewhere around Hank's neighborhood." "Where?" "Dunno. Look on the bright side! You get the thrill of adventure and finding a portal!" Twilight sighed as she turned off the walkie-talkie. "The portal to home is in your neighborhood." Hank groaned a bit as he rubbed his forehead. After that, he asked one question that was bothering him now. "Sooooo...why are you a princess again?" A mustached man sighed grimly as he sipped his cocktail. He sat comfortably on his chair. He stared uncomfortably as his two seated guests; a green haired lady dressed in a black gown and a black haired man wearing a gray suit and a red cape. The mustached man stared at the lady. "You want me to do what?" The lady glared at the mustached man as she picked up her cocktail in front of her. "Simple. You know about this, Hink Hall?" The mustached man smiled internally. "Hank Hill. Yes, I know about him. Buck's lapdog. I take him down, I also take down Buck's business. Why?" This time, the red caped man spoke up as he cracked his knuckles. "Friends of this Hank Hill..." The red caped man began. "...we both had a personal...problem with them," the woman finished the man's statement. The mustached man raised an eyebrow. "And what do you want me to do?" "Bring them to us," the woman calmly replied. "And how do I do that?" The mustached man asked as he drank the last of his cocktail. "Figure it out..." The red caped man bitterly replied. "What's in it for me?" The mustached man asked as he put down his cocktail glass. "We can help take down your rival's business," the woman answered with an evil smirk, "You have no idea how easy it would be..." "Just how would you do that?" "Simple. I receive help from...my children..." "Deal." "Consider it done." Both the woman and caped man stood up from their seats. "Who are you, by the way?" The mustached man asked. "Consider me a queen," the woman answered without facing, "And consider my friend a king." The caped man stared at the mustached man, "Tell no one about us." "Do you understand, Thatherton?" The woman asked. Thatherton nodded, "You have my word as a propane salesman." Satisfied, the woman and man left the dark room they were in, leaving an uncomfortable Thatherton. He took out a cigarette and placed it on his mouth. He took out a lighter from his pocket. "You're finished, Hank Hill..." Thatherton muttered as he lit his cigarette. Author's Note 9 Months. I'm really sorry guys. Well, thanks for reading and tolerating my slowness. Also, please check out my latest story. Thanks.
