DJ SomEMaN in A Whole New World

Chapters

lost as all hell
The new ponies in town
Getting our drink on!
Not Afraid.....Ok maybe a little.
Future: The shadow arc PT 1: Bronies POV

lost as all hell

Ah falling, how I have missed you.....Wait. “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!” I screamed like a little school girl and I’m not ashamed to say that!

“Oh, mister magic is awake!” Peter said calmly.

“Holy fuck, that’s a new record!” Connor giggled at me as he flew upside down beside me and Peter.

“WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!?” I screamed at the top of my lungs.

“It’s no secret that we are falling to our deaths.” Connor giggled and looked up at Peter. “Hey shit for brains catch sleeping ass face.”

“On it.” He mumbled and grabbed me with a HUGE hand.

“Thanks a lot.” I mumbled and looked down. There were miles of forest below where we were falling and I could not see Ponyville. “Where are we?”

“I don’t know! That’s the adventure though!” Connor laughed again and did a loop. Peter facepalmed and tensed as we got closer to the ground.

“Hold on!” He clutched me in his hand right as we hit the ground. The world around us shook with the force as we landed. I swear I thought I saw Peter’s legs bend the wrong way for a split second. Connor was hovering next to us with a smile.

“Hey there, how was the fall?” Peter swung his hand at him as if he was a bug. “Hey! No need to be rude! Now where are we?” I shrugged and looked around. The forest was dark even though the sun was up as we were falling.

“Oh shit...” I muttered realizing where we were.

“What?” Connor flew over and in front of me with a confused look.

“We are as deep as shit in the Everfree.” Peter facepalmed again.

“Just our luck... Well let’s try and find our way out.” We both nodded in agreement. We found ourselves walking towards where I saw the old castle.

“Oh I hope nothing jumps out and attacks us!” Connor suddenly yelled out as if no one was listening. And as if being summoned a Manticore jumped from the bushes with a growl.

“You know I hate you right?” I pointed at Connor who had a troll face on. I turned on my iPod and Peter crunched his bones. “Alright, let’s see how well we are at fighting myths!” I threw a bolt of lightning at it, but it jumped out of the way and pounced at me but was grabbed by the tail by Peter who had gotten behind it. Connor Dove down and stomped on its head making it hit the ground. Peter then started flinging it around by its tail and sent it flying into a tree. Connor pulled out a little missile from his pocket and chucked it at the Manticore. A huge ass ‘boom’ made us shield our eyes and back the heck up as it sent tree everywhere and a LOT of blood. When I opened my eyes I saw nothing a bloody crater. “I think it’s dead.”

“Want me to throw another one just in case?” Connor smirked and walked off. Peter laughed a bit and followed with me close behind. We walked for a good 2 hours and still no closer to that gods’ forsaken castle.

“The sun hasn’t moved, Celestia must be up to something.” I mumbled looking up towards the sun, it being stuck there.

“She might be looking for us, or just happy to see Twi and compony.” We all laughed at Connor’s joke and kept walking. We soon found this huge cave. “Oh sweet mother of Celestia, minor or major?” Connor turned to me.

“Major, let’s not get torn to tiny bits and turned into poo.” They nodded and agreement and we kept walking. The castle looked a bit closer but for the love of all that was music this forest was fucking huge! I could spin around for a half a second and not know where the fuck I was. I looked up and saw the sun was still stuck right up there. “It’s getting hot out here.” Just then the sun shot down at an ‘I just shit myself’ pace. “THE FUCK!?”

“WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!” Peter tripped over a branch. “Did the sun just FALL!?” He got up and looked around. As a matter of fact we all looked around, I suddenly saw a light to the north.

“Over there! LIGHT!” I laughed and ran forward, the others trailing behind me. Soon we broke out of the endless forest into a small town by the looks of it. “Sunnytown?” All three of us put our hands up to our chins. “Where have I heard that before?” I mumbled as a pony walked up to me.

“Well aren’t you a bunch of strange ‘things’” He had no idea what to call us. “Well I’m Gray Hoof, and let me welcome you to Sunnytown!” He did a little bow. “We are just getting ready to celebrate the towns founding, why don’t you all stick around awhile and enjoy?” I looked at Peter and Connor who were both nodding.

“Why not? We need a place to stay until the sun comes up anyway.” Gray Hoof smiled a bit wider and walked off. I looked at Peter and Connor. “Split up and search for clues.” I laughed and walked off.

---------Peter’s point of view--------

I watched as Damian walked off into the town. Connor flew up and patted me on the back. “Up, up, and away!” He laughed and shot into the town with Damian. I looked around and sighed, they ditched me, wonderful. I walked into the town and got happy smiles from all the happy ponies I passed, that was a bit odd, they never saw anything like us before but the still welcomed us with open hooves. I scratched my chin walking out of the other side of the town. I soon came up to an old house, it was all broken down and wrecked in places. I reached forward and grabbed the knob, locked, I knew it. I saw a well on the side and walked over to it. YES! I knew the key wouldn’t be far! I reached down into the well (Making my arm go out a bit more) and grabbed the rusty key. “Well one more use and this thing should die.” I laughed a bit and walked over to the door. I put the key into the keyhole and turned it, of course the key broke off in the hole but the door slowly opened. “Hmm.” I walked in and didn’t see much but a fire place. “Good I can warm up.” I walked over to it and a small fire started.

“Spooky...” I crouched down and looked into the fire. What I saw will scar me forever. I saw a little corpse sitting there, LOOKING AT ME! I was not staying there! I Sparta kicked the door out and ran into town but stopped. “What. The. FUCK!?” The town was destroyed and Connor was beating off what looked like a zombie pony with a stick.

“BACK! BACK YOU EVIL MOFO!” He yelled as its head fell off.

We are going to die.

The new ponies in town

*Unedited*

--------Damian’s point of view--------

Well shit hit the fan, right in front of me a pony turned into a fucking zombie and started mumbling ‘Stay here, with us!’ and tried to eat my fucking leg. I found Peter and Connor, Connor beating the shit out of one with a stick and Peter just sitting there watching. “YO PETER!” He looked at me. “They talking to you?”

“No dude, this is just funny.” I walked over to him and watched Connor assault the zombie pony with the rather large stick.

“SATEN! BACK BACK! Oh hey guys.” He gave it one more huge *WHAP* and sent it flying. “Alright lets get the fuck out of here, im bored.” We both nodded and walked towards the entrance of the town when I saw one rise out of the ground in front of the gate. “Wonderful... were’s my stick?”

‘calm yourselves, I will not hurt you.’

“Thats reassuring, maybe the rest of them just want hugs.” I mumbled and looked at the not so rotten zombie pony. “Anyway out?”

‘you must reach the edge of the forest and enter Ponyville, there you will be safe.’ I nodded and turned to the guys.

“Well my friends, shall we run and scream like little girls?” Somehow they got top hats and monocles.

“Quite,”

“Indeed my good sir,” I put mine on and grinned.

“Shall we?” I said in a stuck up voice. They both nodded and zombie ponies poured out of the town. I screamed at the top of my lungs and ran, knowing the others were behind me. We ran and ran and ran knowing those ponies were behind us the whole time. I saw light at the edge of the forest and pointed ahead. “FOR GOLRY! AND APPLE PIE!” We all shouted at the top of our lungs and burst through, the sun was suddenly up and the zombie ponies stopped chasing us.

“YES! FREEDOM!” Connor shouted and did a little dance. Peter wiped his forehead and cracked his back.

“Well that was entertaining. Now what?” He looked at me with a raised eye-brow.

“Don’t look at me in that tone of voice, now here’s that plan, we are going to walk through Ponyville as if nothings wrong until we get to the library, if we can even find it.” They both looked at me for a bit then laughed.

“Awesome plan, let’s go!” Connor landed next to me and started walking, Peter and I followed close behind having a radome conversation, when we got into the town everypony stopped dead in their tracks just staring at us as if we might turn into a horrible monsters and eat them. After about a hour of being idiots and being lost we found the trademark house-tree library.

“Finally!” I laughed and knocked on the door, I heard some running around and books being put away then the door opens to a adorable purple and green dragon.

“Hell- WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU!?” Spike fell back and looked at us with horror. I couldn’t help but laugh my ass of along with Connor, Peter was kind of just looking at us weird.

“We are here to see Twilight Sparkle.” Peter finally spoke. Through my laugh attack I heard hooves and I stopped so I could at least look badass when I saw Twi again.

“Yes? May I help WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE!?” When she spotted us she yelled at us, thats not nice.

“EASY!” Connor yelled rubbing his head. “We fell through the portal and ended up DEEP in the Everfree, I will not continue that joke.” I snickered at the thought.

“Um........ok.....” She looked so adorably confused.

“So we need a place to crash...” Just then a rainbow shot Connor in the head making Peter and I freak out. “GET DOWN! RAINBOW SNIPER!” I dove into the library and covered my head, Peter was hiding on the tree part of the house.

“Guys its just Dash!” Connor calmed us down.

“I never thought I would see you again!” She was rambling on and on and on and on about how she missed the hell out of him, he was holding her in a hug the whole time just listening, I’m surprised he managed to sit still that long.

“It’s alright Dash, I’m here now right? That reminds me, Damian can you turn us into ponies?” I looked at him for about 5 minutes before I realized something, ‘He want’s kids........and want’s to be a pony to have said kids, damn he thinks fast.’ I laughed to myself and nodded.

“Sure can! Get in line dude’s! Not you Spike.” I stopped him as he was getting ready to get in line. Once Connor got out of Dash’s death grip and Peter found a way to get out of the tree without causing Canterlot to shake and got in line I began to cast the spell, it hurt like a bitch! I mean I didn’t know that instant change thing so we had to change body’s, Our bones cracked and bent, our flesh shrunk, our hands molded together and formed hooves. When it was all said and done we were tired as all fuck.

Now let’s see, I had light gray fur with a black mane and a record wearing head-phones as a cutie mark, Connor was a lightish red color with a red and blond striped mane and a wing with a blade attached to it as a cutie mark, Petter was a huge green earth pony with a brown mane and a golden apple with a bite taken out of it as a cutie mark, so ya we looked badass. Twilight looked at us with wide eyes, as did Dash. “Well that was..... Fun,” Peter mumbled getting up on his hooves and shaking his head. “Never thought I would have to go through that again...”

“Me neither, gods I hated that!” Connor got up and flapped his wings, the blades still attached to them. I finally got up and cracked my back.

“Your telling me.” Twilight walked over to me and looked me over.

“Well you sure look like normal ponies, I could have done it easier tho if you would have asked.” I looked at her a long time before making a goofy face.

“Sines when have you known us to be smart? I’m mean really Twi!” We all laughed then a awkward silence fell over our little party, I began to walk in a random direction. “Welp I’m off to find Vinyl.”

“I’ll go find Applejack.” Peter walked off towards the farm, or at least where I think it was.

“I’ll be sleeping on cloud nine and having some skittle’s.” Connor laughed and took to the sky with Dash.

---------Peter’s point of view-------

Well now I have to find the farm, or at least I think I do, if she was out in the market then that makes my job easier. I walked though the market looking for Applejack’s stall and finally spotted it making me smile madly. “Yes! Oh wait fuck I don’t have any bits! Maybe...” I pulled a apple from my mane, have no clue how it got there and walked over to her stall.

“Well howdy there stranger! What’ll you have?” I grinned and set the rather large apple on the stand.

“A challenge, if I can get you to admit this is one of the best apple’s you have ever had then I can get a large basket full of your apples, what say you?” She gave me one of those long hard looks (HAHAHAHA!) and nodded.

“Challenge accepted!” She grabbed the apple and took a large bite out of it. The look on her face made me fall over in laughter, she was fucking amazed! “What in the name of Celestia do you grow these with?!”

“Soil, water, and lots of sunshine.” I said truthfully. She gave me another on of those looks then sighed.

“Well I havta say, this is one of the best apples ah have ever had! You won.” She pushed a large basket of apples towards me.

“Thanks AJ.” She glared at me, oh fuck I let her nickname slip.

“How do you know mah name?” I got up towering above her.

“I’m surprised you don’t remember my voice, or my sense of humor.” I heard the Jeprody music loop once when she went wide eyed.

“PETER!?” She lept over the stand and tackled me into a hug much like how Dash did to Connor. “What are y’all doin here!? I thought you couldn’t come!” I looked at her and smiled.

“Change of plans, I couldn’t leave you,” I nuzzled her and she did the same to me. We got some strange looks from passing ponies and some ‘D’aww’s’ but we didn’t care. When she let me go it was time for her to go home.

“If ya don’t have ah place to stay I could convince Big Mac to let ya sleep in the barn.” I thought about this for a few moments then nodded.

“I would love to but I have to go find the others.” She went wide eyed again.

“The others are here too?!” I nodded.

“They might be staying some where else so don’t tell Big Mac he needs to make room for three idiots.” She nodded and hooked the stand up and walked down the road, now I have to find Connor and Damian.

------Damian’s point of view-----

I suppose the house that looks like a giant record player is Vinyl’s house or it’s Octavia’s, I walked up to the door and pressed the door bell, awesome music, it’s Vinyl’s alright. After a few moments the door bell stopped and the door opened. “Sorry I couldn’t help but dance to that, can I help you?”

“Why yes you can, I’m new in town and I need to get a job as a DJ and I heard your the best around. May I come in?” She nodded and let me in, looks like a normal house of a teen would, a lot of cups scattered around and some abandoned pizza boxes, OH FUCK YES! THEY HAVE PIZZA HERE! YES!!

“Whats with the face?” I just noticed I was making the face I make when I come up with new tunes.

“Oh nothing, just hungry.” She gave me a very confused look then blushed almost madly. ‘gotcha.’ I grinned mentally.

“W-well I have some pizza left over I-if you would like some.” This time I grinned for real, the ‘Connor’s way of getting laid’ mode turned on.

“Oh I was hoping of something more......Salty.” I was wrong, she COULD get more red! My grin widened. “Maybe you should get some anchovies, more like a long, jucy, and think piece.” I swear she was about to explode, this is funny as shit!

“W-well I-” I walked up close to her face and whispered.

“Don’t remember me hmm?” I think I heard the jeprody music while she was thinking. Then she gasped and I heard a ‘Ding!’.

“DAMIAN!?” I think I heard this somewhere before, oh well.

“Eeyup, miss me?” The answer I got was a tackle to the floor and a LOT of kissing, I love my life!

-----Connor’s point of view-----

Ya get the fuck out you already know whats going down up in this bitch, ‘IN’ HEHEHEHEHEHEHEEE.

Getting our drink on!

-----Peter’s point of view-----

This sucks, I’m lost as all hell! You would think it would be easy to find a fucking DJ’s house but know! and I can’t go find Connor cause he is most likely up in the clouds and I can’t get up there! So I decided to walk around randomly and find something useful to do. “Yo Pete!” I turned to see Connor flying down towards me at a high speed.

“DUDE! EPIC BRO HOOF!” We both extended our hooves as Connor got closer. As soon as our hooves touched a shock wave of awesome spread out through Ponyville. I thought I heard someone gasp but the high pitched sound in my ears was.....Well loud. “Holy shit son!” I pumped my hoof in the air. “That was awesome!”

“You know it! What else do you expect from me?” Connor boasted with a smug look.

“Why the hell don’t you two find me when you decide to do something awesome?” I turned to see Damian walking towards us with a amused look.

“Yo Damian! Get some?” And of course Connor asked him.

“Oh ya, you should have seen the look on her face! She was shocked! Oh ya and guess what?” We looked at him excitedly. “THEY HAVE PIZZA HERE!” We all broke out into cheers and ‘woot!’s of awesome.

“Now we just need to find Berry Punch and get drunk as hell!” Connor yelled and we all nodded.

“I agree, a party is now needed!” I grinned and looked around. “We just need to find a bar...” I kept looking around for awhile but gave up. “Argh never mind. Let’s go see Pinkie.” They nodded and followed me for I saw Sugar Cube Corner on my way to find them. We saw the gingerbread looking building in no time, trust me, its not that hard to see. As we got to the door I heard humming. “Guys! Pinkie is at the counter, stand by.” They nodded and got into a defensive stance. I took a deep breath and opened the door and ducked out of the way of the pink canon ball. “Duck and cover!” We all hit the deck and started rolling random ways. Pinkie was laughing her head off.

“OH I missed you guys! Even if we have only been here a few hours.” Wow, I have no clue what time means here.

“We missed you too Pinks.” Damian laughed and got up. “Hey can you do us a favor?” She looked at him and smiled, nodding. “We want to throw a party with pizza and beer, if you have it here.” She grinned wider and nodded.

“Okie-dokie! Give me till the end of the day and I’ll have everything ready!” She bounced over to all of us and gave us all a hug. “I’ll see you all later!” She then bounced back into the building.

"Right, now what?" Damian looked around the three of us. Connor shot his hoof up.

"Oh! We can walk around town answering random questions!" I gave him a bro-hoof.

"Alright then, let's do that!" And so we did.

------Connor's point of view------

"So what if you were a mare for a day?" I asked out of no where.

"Clop." Peter answered getting a bro-hoof from me.

Damian putt his hoof up to his chin then looked at me. "Clop."

"Yea same here." I gave him a bro-hoof to. "Alright I have no more questions."

"Ya me too." Peter sighed as Damian nodded.

"Alright let's go and make fun of someone." I laughed and walked ahead of them.

"Wait! Do you dude's hear that?" Damian stopped. Peter and I also stopped and listened. What I heard was distant stomping.

"Duh fuck?" I muttered as I looked towards Fluttershy's house. "Oh fuck I forgot FLuttshy lived close to the everfree." I Mumbled and looked at Damian. "Teleport please?" I heard a scream. "NOW!?" His horn glowed a lightish blue and engulfed us all

*Bzzt* *Ping!*

When we had appeared I saw a rather large and hungry looking hydra. "Duh fuck...." I mumbled and spread my wings slowly. Peter got down in a battle crouch and Damian's horn glowed again. One of the hydra heads looked at us and scowled. "Yea, hi." I grinned and shot forward, headbutting it. The head swayed a bit when the others looked at us. "Bitch please. Damian! Arcane missiles please!" Damian's horn flashed and large light blue missile looking things appeared under my wings. "Now it's- Whoa!" I flew sideways as a head snapped at me followed byt the other three. "AHHHHHHHH!"

-----Peter's point of view-----

"Hole on dude!" I charged forward only to get knocked back by one of the hydras legs. "GAH FUCK!" I flew back till I hit a tree. Damian gave me a look and blasted a ray of frost at it. Smart bastered he knows reptiles are cold blooded. It roared in anger and swung one of its heads down knocking over Damian. This gave Connor time to fire off a missile, which exploded on the body of the hydra. It had enough and started slowly making it's way back into the forest. I ran over to Damian and looked him over. "You ok dude?" He nodded and got up with a grunt.

"It popped my back, I feel grate!" We both laughed as Connor landed beside us.

"Well that was fun. Can we do it again!?" We all broke into laughter there.

"Um.....Damian? Peter? Connor?" We all turned to Fluttershy who had the most adorable look on her face.

"Sup Shy?" Connor acted cool, getting him a smile.

"Oh I was just feeding the animals when that hydra decided to try and steal it." I through my hoof into the air.

"We have stopped a robbery! To the bat cave!" Connor and I ran off a ways then came back to see Fluttershy cracking up. "Works every time." I laughed and bro-hoofed Connor.

-----About 5 hours of catching up later!-----

"-and we should get going if we're going to catch the party." It was very nice in Shy's house. Angle glared at us from time to time every time we made Shy laugh. I got up and looked at Connor and Damian. They nodded and we started heading out with Shy.

"I'll be back later Angle!" She called as she shut the door . We began walking when I stopped.

"Wait why can't we just teleport?" There was silence for a few moment when Damian facehoofed. His horn began to glow and we appeared in front of Sugar Cube Corner.

"Let's expect a surprise." Connor said walking up to the door. He opened it and to our surprises the party was already on. Pinkie bounced over to us with a smile.

"Sorry not surprise, I know Connor has some some heart problems so I didn't have a surprise party even tho you knew it wasn't a surprise party!" She said all that in one breath and bounced off.

".......Well I'm going to go get drunk, see y'all later!" Connor flew off towards a cooler. Fuck that I'm going to.

"See ya!" I charged after him and of course Damian was following. By the time we got there Connor had already downed a few cans of beer. "Hog." I mumbled which earned a can to the head and some drunken rambling. I grabbed a can and opened it, downing it in ten seconds flat! Damian drank his slower but still it was powerful stuff.

End right there cuase I can't go on. meh

Not Afraid.....Ok maybe a little.

---Connor’s point of view---

“Damian!” I yelled looking at a DJ’s turn tables up on a stage.

“Yo.” He trotted over and next to me.

“Time for some rap, your drunk enough to do this?” He nodded with a grin and looked over to Peter.

“Get over here big guy! Time for a show.” Peter nodded and we all went up to the stage. Damian got behind the turn tables and picked up a mic. “Hello everypony!” He shouted a rival to Luna’s royal voice. Everypony began to cheer. “Tonight we bring you one of the best rappers to ever live!” A lot of ponies looked confused, they must not know what rap is. “Connor!”

“Sup folks!” I yelled out in the mic in front of me. “I will be rapping a song called Not Afraid with back up from my bro here!” I pointed my hoof at Peter.

“Yo!” He called out.

“Alright dude’s! And BEGIN!” The music began to play.

Begin

Peter: I’m not afraid, I’m not afraid

To take a stand, to take a stand

Connor: (Yeah, It’s been a ride.)

Peter: Everybody, everybody

Connor: (I guess I had to)

Peter: Come take my hand, come take my hand

Connor: (Go to that place to get to this one)

Peter: We’ll walk this road together, through the storm

Connor: (Now some of you)

Peter: Whatever weather, cold or warm

Connor: (Might still be in that place)

Peter: Just lettin’ you know that you’re not alone

Connor: (If you’re tryin’to get out)

Peter: Holla if you feel like you’ve been down the same road

Connor: (Just follow me, I’ll get you there)

Connor: You can try and read my lyrics off of this paper before I lay ‘em

But you won't take the sting out these words before I say ‘em

Cause ain't no way I'm let you stop me from causing mayhem

When I say I'mma do somethin' I do it, I don't give a damn

what you think, I'm doing this for me, so fuck the world

feed it beans, it's gassed up, if it thinks it's stopping me

I'mma be what I set out to be, without a doubt undoubtedly

And all those who look down on me I'm tearing down your balcony

No ifs, ands or buts don't try to ask him why or how can he

From Infinite down to the last Relapse album he's still shittin'

and whether he's on salary, paid hourly

Until he bows out or he shit's his bowels out of him

Whichever comes first, for better or worse

he's married to the game, like a fuck you for Christmas

His gift is a curse, forget the earth he's got the urge

to pull his dick from the dirt and fuck the whole universe

Peter: I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid) to take a stand (to take a stand)

Everybody (everybody) come take my hand (come take my hand)

We’ll walk this road together, through the storm

Whatever weather, cold or warm

Just let'n you know that, you're not alone

Holla if you feel that you've been down the same road

Connor: Ok, quit playin’ with the scissors and shit, and cut the crap

I shouldn’t have to rhyme these words in the rhythm for you to know it's a rap

You said you was king, you lied through your teeth

For that fuck your fillings, instead of getting crowned you're getting capped

And to the fans, I'll never let you down again, I'm back

I promise to never go back on that promise, in fact

let’s be honest, that last Relapse CD was “ehhhh”

Perhaps I ran them accents into the ground

Relax, I ain't going back to that now

Cause I ain't playin’ around

there's a game called circle and I don't know how

I'm way too up to back down

But I think I'm still tryna figure this crap out

Thought I had it mapped out but I guess I didn't

This fucking black cloud’s still follow’s me around

But it's time to exercise these demons

These motherfuckers are doing jumping jacks now!

Peter: I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid) to take a stand (to take a stand)

Everybody (everybody) come take my hand (come take my hand)

We’ll walk this road together, through the storm

Whatever weather, cold or warm

Just let'n you know that, you're not alone

Holla if you feel that you've been down the same road

Both: And I just can't keep living this way

So starting today, I'm breaking out of this cage

I'm standing up, I'mma face my demond

I'm manning up, I'mma hold my ground

I've had enough, now I'm so fed up

Time to put my life back together right now

Connor: It was my decision to get clean, I did it for me

Admittedly I probably did it subliminally for you

So I could come back a brand new me, you helped see me through

And don't even realize what you did, believe me you

I been through the ringer, but they can do little to the middle finger

I think I got a tear in my eye, I feel like the king of

my world, haters can make like bees with no stingers, and drop dead

No more beef flingers, no more drama from now on, I promise

to focus solely on handling my responsibility’s as a father

So I solemnly swear to always treat this roof like my daughters and raise it

You couldn't lift a single shingle on it

Cause the way I feel, I'm strong enough to go to the club

Or the corner pub and lift the whole liquor counter up

Cause I'm raising the bar, I shoot for the moon

But I'm too busy gazing at stars, I feel amazing and...

Peter: I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid) to take a stand (to take a stand)

Everybody (everybody) come take my hand (come take my hand)

We’ll walk this road together, through the storm

Whatever weather, cold or warm

Just let'n you know that, you're not alone

Holla if you feel that you've been down the same road

Peter and I were standing on our back hooves like a human would stand on their feet, we turned our heads away from our mic’s, held them away from us, then dropped them to the floor. The crowd was screaming at the top of their lungs in cheers and trying to reach out and touch us. We got back down on all four hooves and walked over to Damian. “Cool rapping bro.” He said as he gave both Peter and I a bro hoof. We walked off stage and by the power of Damian’s magic the crowd could not touch us. As we left the building I got a strange feeling we were being watched.

“Guy’s you feel that?” I muttered looking behind me, I saw a rope wip out of the darkness and wrap itself around Peter’s neck. “AHHHHH!” I yelled looking at him as he got dragged into the darkness. “P-Peter?” I whined. “Damian I-” I turned to where Damian was but he was no longer there, instead there was a scorch mark that was still heated. “Oh balls....” I turned and saw Rainbow Dash. “.................Meep.” She grabbed me and we flew off.

Future: The shadow arc PT 1: Bronies POV

---A few months in the future---

---Connor’s POV---

“-and I was like ‘put the doll down and no one gets hurt!’ and he was like-” I was cut off by a thud next to me. “Rushing Wind, what did I tell you?” I turned to the little filly that was shaking herself off. “Flying lessons are later, Damian send her home please.” Rushing Wind let out a ‘aww’ as Damian teleported her back home. “Anyway I-” Cut off again by a light blue flash of energy that flashed in front of us.

“Damain! What the hell!” Peter, or GoldBite he started calling himself, yelled at Damian as he shielded his eyes with his hoof.

“That was not me dude!” He put on some shades, as did I.

“Dude you need to get some shades.” I told GoldBite and looked at this rip in front of us. “Dude, I think I see Canterlot in there!” I pumped my hoof. “Let’s go!” I grabbed them both and flew at the portal.

“CONNOR! COMMON SENCE! COMMON SENCE!” Damian yelled at me as we went through, I blacked out for a moment before opening my eyes to fire.

“Um.” I thought for a moment as the others got up behind me. “I didn’t do it?” I grinned sheepishly and something hit a building in front of me, making it collapse. “Um again.” Out of the rubled I saw one of the faces I thought I would never see again. “Dark! Sup!” He looked at me with a smile.

“Sup bro? Want to give a dude a hand here?” I nodded and looked at the others, they had there game faces on. I turned and he pointed at a HUGE shadow dragon thing.

“Party time!” I flew up at it and swerved around its head. It tried snapping at me as I passed but I did a barrel roll out of the way and bucked it in the head. “Shoot it!” I yelled to Damian, he nodded and blasted it with a bolt of energy, making it’s head reach back. You know I never saw Dark hold a weapon other then his magic but now he was holding a sword! This must be bad. He jumped up onto it’s neck and stabbed it two times before it threw him off. “Hold on buddy!” I grabbed him mid flight and flew around the dragon with him on my back.

“Good idea!” He called and blasted it with a dark arrow. It turned to us and spit out a green flame. I dove out of the way but I could feel the heat of that fire even tho I was on the ground now.

“Wow, reminds me of kingdom heart when that one chick turned into a dragon. She was a bitch!” Dark nodded and held up a shield. He looked different, he wore normal cloths but had armor on his left arm, and out of that came a shield! He got more badass!

“You are too right!” Damian had blasted it with another bolt of energy as Dark talked to me. “That was made from the base of that chick, they match almost perfectly.” He explained holding up his shield again. I grinned.

“Then it’s just as easy, Damian!” He turned to me when I yelled to him. “Armor me up! Peter and you too! We going melee on this bitch!” He grinned and nodded. A light engulfed us and we were covered in custom made royal guard armor. I had mine in a light blue color that had a mask thing over the face, standing on my back hooves holding a spear to support me. Peter had a lightish red color one with a cape and a battle axe the size of me! Damian had a grayish color armor with a fancy hat and two swords he kept up with his magic.

“Holy shit.” Dark looked at us in awe.

“Yea we’re cool, ATTACK!” I yelled flying at top speed towards the dragon. Peter had stunned it with a fast as all hell slap to it’s face with the flat side of his axe so I had a clear shot of it’s neck. My spear plunged down as deep as I could get it. It let out a howl a pain and tried to turn it’s head to me but Damian had landed on it’s snout and was digging away at it’s eyes with his swords. “Good job boys!” I pulled my spear out of it’s neck and slashed it’s wings, don’t want it taking off now do we? “Peter! Get the other wing!” He nodded and chopped it’s right wing off, I, after some time, managed to cut it’s other wing off.

“Whoa!” I turned just in time to see thorn vines wrap around Damian and Peter’s legs, tossing them over into buildings.

“Aw shit.” I muttered and got tossed as well. Dark stood protectively in the way of a fire breath. “Dude, we’re done for!” I called and stabbed my spear into the ground.

“STOP HURTING THEM!” I looked and saw a alicorn shouting at the dragon. When the dragon turned to him it was thrown back by a large burst of energy, destroying a lot of buildings in the posses.

“Dude,” Peter said looking up at the alicorn as it charged into the dragon and exploded with energy again, there goes more of Canterlot.

Next: Dark’s POV