That Beautiful Mare

I woke up sunggling Valentine, well I thought it was Valentine but she was in the TARDIS' kitchen making breakfast."Good morning honey." I smelled pancakes,eggs,muffins,and toast."Smells delicious Valentine I did not know you cooked that much food for two people." She looked at me flipping a pancake and said " It's is for both of us but I am more hungry today but if you want I can make extras." I looked at her and grinned "please DO." She put two bowls of eggs and muffins on the table but she also put one plate of pancakes,and two plates of toast. I looked at all the food and said suddenly " wow your a good cook." She smiled and said blushing "Thanks I cook in canterlot food competitions I've won 8 blue ribbons 6white and 18 trophies." I looked in surprise "THAT IS alot of awards to one beautiful mare." She sat down giggling and took a bite into the muffin.I decided to go with my favorite, PANCAKES! She looked at me and said "I don't screw around with people I don't want to have a relationship with." I stopped eating and stared at her. I thought. WHAT would Derpy think? Hmm...she would not say a thing but I still stared at her in shock and asked her " Y-you want to have a relationship with me?" She looked at me like I did not hear her and she answered "Yeah." I looked in shock again. "Well then let's start by seeing if a filly or a colt will happen considering you forgot either a spell or a pill." She stopped eating and stared at me and stood up fastly and yelled "SHIT!" She ran to the control room of the TARDIS confused. I ran after her "I am the father and I know your pregnant."