"Fuck You, Twilight" and Other Poems by The Prolific and Eloquent Trixie

Trixie Saves the Day
by IceboxFroggie

There once was a mare named Twilight Sparkle
Her rival, Trixie, was better and smarter than her
She could always beat her in a game of Farkle
And Trixie wondered if Twilight was a good kisser

One day, Trixie went to Twilight’s library
It was Twilight’s home, where she lived and slept
And as Trixie entered the sanctuary
She saw Twilight sitting there as she wept

Trixie, being as valiant as she was
Rushed over to her to see the problem
Twilight sniffled, and started her tale, “Because
when you left, I felt bad because I left you jobless.”

And Trixie leaned in, took Twilight’s head
And whispered in her ear, “Let’s go to bed.”