//-------------------------------------------------------// The River Beat -by pressxtodoge- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// No Fret!?!?! //-------------------------------------------------------// No Fret!?!?! "No fret? What are you smoking Vinyl, the weed from your songs?" I asked alarmed. “No….I just do drugs” Vinyl said with a drunk look in her face. ”Anyways I think you're nice come over at my place at 9:00 PM” she demanded, she ran out the door, leaving the door open for some reason. I forgot the keys. Aside from that, she also forgot her glasses. It looked like the glasses were stuck to a paper she wrote “Call me when you're ready to have some fun.” It also had her number. 2 hours later, at around 8:30. I went out of my house and went to the complex she lives in. I looked everywhere for her room. I looked down at the now crumpled note, which said there was a music note on the apartment number. I asked the hotel room Pony for assistance. He said that it was at the 10th floor. I looked for the music note and at the end of the hall. I finally found it. I knocked on the door waiting for a response “Come in” Said a familiar voice. I checked out her room and it looked like she had a dynamite taste in music. She did not mind me snooping around in her room until she came out of the shower. About seven minutes later, she came out of the bathroom with a towel around her. I started to blush and realized why she was not asking me to get out. ”Hey, do you mind if you can get my glasses” vinyl asked “Of course.” I replied. I tossed her the glasses and she caught them without even looking. I then heard a ring from my phone. I took it out answered it. “Sugar where are you?!“ my sister asked. “I’m at Vinyl’s complex.” I replied “Hey Sugar, can you come see this?” vinyl asked “I’ll call you back Alex” I said with hidden dread. I hung up and put back my phone. "I have wanted to do this for a while now." Vinyl said with a perverted face. "What are you talking about" I asked, freaked out. "Oh nothing" out of nowhere she pins me to the ground like she did last time. "Would you kindly get off of me?” I asked. "I’m afraid that is not a choice" she said with a smirk. As she started to press herself down my clop started to go up and down I realized the word "Fun" was not as I expected. She continued, "Hey... Sugar" she said while groaning “Yeah" I replied. "I never knew you where I nice man" she started to press her lips against mine. She stopped for a little, then resumed "Vinyl I’m about to......." I said while closing my eyes "Me too" said Vinyl. Her horn started to glow, then suddenly a blue flash began pushing us back from our position. I couldn’t see. //-------------------------------------------------------// Morning Cigarette //-------------------------------------------------------// Morning Cigarette I woke up seeing Vinyl fainted, so I went to the balcony and got out a cigarette. I then realized I had no lighter. I began to look around her things for a lighter. I gave up. An hour later vinyl woke up. "Hey” she said, “Looking for this?” tossed me a cigarette light and smiled. "Thanks" I replied "Hey, Sugar I think you might need something to remember me before I go on tour…" "What?" I asked Vinyl walked up to me and said "A goodbye kiss" she started to kiss me, not a full on kiss, but just a regular peck. "C’mon let's smoke." she lighted up her cigarette she passed me the lighter, and I started to light mine's up as well. I sucked up the smoke from the cigarette and started to cough "First time smoking?" Vinyl asked. "Yeah" I admitted. "I understand" she replied. The end //-------------------------------------------------------// A simple Mare //-------------------------------------------------------// A simple Mare Chapter one: A Simple Mare Hi my names Sugarecube, and I was born from a hospital, and taken home from my mom and dad. My first words were “Nope” and “Nah”  I was only one year old. Nine years later I got my very first computer it was the one. I now have a much better computer, complete with more ram and speed and I can run steam and Google Chrome //-------------------------------------------------------// Bullshit Already! //-------------------------------------------------------// Bullshit Already! Chapter Two: Bullshit Already! 6 years later my sister’s friend threw a party. Then 10 fucking minutes I saw Vinyl drunk and started to faint. My sister told me to bring her home and take care of her till she recovers or I’ll get my hoof twisted off. So I did. I put her on the couch and I went to my room and got on the computer doing some Youtube stuff. Around 10 minutes later, I heard buzzing from a drill; I turn around and see Vinyl Scratch working on the door. This motherfucker was wasted. I covered my ears, and I looked back a few minutes later, and she was gone. I went to the door and saw the knobs were on different sides, the keyhole was inside and the turning wheel on the other. Randomly Vinyl jumps me and pins me to the ground as she started to kiss me. She used her tongue to explore my mouth,   as suddenly I saw Wubbzy kick down the door with his hooves and starts recording. Well more bullshit going on. I think she used her horn to put some type of drugs in my mouth. My vision began to get blurry. The last thing I saw was her putting her you know what in to my clop. As I woke up I saw Vinyl Scratch on my shoulder. "What the hell?" I said in confusion. I had no clue what happened. ”Scratch WAKE UP". The glasses fell off of her face and I saw red pupils. She woke up and said, drowsily "Remember the fun we had? "." What. The fuck.  Are you talking about?!?!" I asked angrily. "Oh, I forgot I drugged you! But don’t fret, Wubbzy recorded what we did". I bolted towards Wubbzy's iPhone, and immediately got on Camera and played the video. I stared, dumbfounded as the audio played loudly. "Oh....OH HAHAHAHAHAH! Isn’t this fun Sugar?!”