Derpy's Daily Diary

by DashieReviews

Rating: everyone
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Random, Derpy Hooves, Twilight Sparkle
Length: 1190

Derpy had visited Twilight, looking for a book to amuse herself that nothing to do with muffins. So Twilight gave Derpy a book, it was empty. It was Derpy's own diary.

After Derpy was given her brand-new diary. She had set home right away and got some writing done.

Dear Diary,

Hello, my name is Derpy Hooves and I have been given this special book from Twilight so I can write about what goes on in my life. And then when I'm finished, I will need to give it back to Twilight to study about... Ummm.... What was it again? Anyway, it was something to do with The Observation Of The Study Of A Pony's Body And Mind. (Or OSPBM, for short)

Bye,
Derpy Hooves

Published 2014-04-16 14:00:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-04-16 14:00:03 UTC

Day 1

"Ohhhh thank you Twilight Sparkle!" Derpy said, heading for the door of the library. Like she always is, she wasn't looking where she was going. She fell over a pile of books. Twilight walked over to Derpy and helped her back onto her hooves. Her then headed for the door and waved.
"Anytime! Remember, come back and return the book so I can use it to study!" Twilight said, walking over to the door to see Derpy out. Into the saddle bag the diary went, only to be pulled out again as soon as Derpy got home. Derpy was too excited that she flew home very fast, just waiting for that moment when she sits down, gets out the book and begins to write in her first page.

Derpy had arrived in a matter of minutes at the front door of her home, quickly pushing open the doors and then getting out her new diary. She had lit the fire, plumped up her pillows and got her quill. She then sat down and began to write,

Dear diary,

My name is Derpy Hooves, and I have been given this special book from Twilight so I can write about what goes on in my life. And then when I'm finished, I will need to give it back to Twilight so she can study about... Ummm.... What was it again? Anyway, it was something to do with The Observation Of The Study Of A Pony's Body And Mind. (Or OSPBM, for short) Twilight had said to me that I can have this diary until the pages run out, and this is a really big, big, uber-duper gigantic, 1000-page book of blankness! Wow, I have a lot, a lot, a lot of pages to fill. I can't wait until tomorrow so I can fill this in again.
Bye,

Derpy Hooves

That was a lot of writing for one Derpy pony to do in one day, so that took Derpy a whole hour to write this! (O_o I guess you can let her off because she hardly ever got taught the art of writing and punctuation. She is a derp after all)

Day 3

Derpy had apparently found the sheet that she ate last night at the end of her bed... No talk on this please! Thank you.
Derpy had went downstairs to only then realize that she had work today, delivering letters to everyone in Equestria. She then waled outside to check her mailbox. (Post ponies get mail too!) Derpy had a look through her mail and picked up her map of where she had to go and deliver letters to today,

Apparently on work days, Derpy likes cheese sandwiches for lunch. Plus she got to use any pin she wanted. Derpy walked over to the post office, got her bag and set off to deliver her letters to all the ponies in Equestria. First letter, Rainbow Dash, Cloudsdale

[quote Rainbow Dash, { ~<>~ }

Cloud Nine

Outer Cloudsdale

Equestria Derpy set off to deliver the letter to Rainbow Dash. On her way, she had met Twilight. Twilight was asking how her diary was getting on and if the notes helped. Derpy explained about the notes and why she ate them and it worked. Although, she didn't tell Twilight about what she found at the end and of her bed this morning. Twilight was happy the Derpy was still taking interests in diary writing and the way of expressing herself to a book and quill.

Derpy had left Twilight and flew over Ponyville until she could just see Cloudsdale. She had then arrived at the door of Rainbow Dash's house and put the letter in the mailbox. Derpy had then left quietly and left Raibow Dash to take her own time to get to her mailbox.

Derpy then took out the next letter and read the destination.

Mr & Mrs Orange, {~<>~}

Orange Apartments

Manehattan

Equestria

Day 2

Derpy was asleep...
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!!
It was the door. Derpy had shot out of bed, getting such a fright. She had quickly ran down the stairs and opened the door. It was Twilight. Derpy had to think for a moment about why Twilight was here at such and early hour. Derpy let Twilight in and she brought down her diary to show Twilight what she had done so far. Twilight loved the diary entry, but the only thing was she was finding it hard to make out what most of it said because of the handwriting.

Twilight wasn't too happy with that.

Later that night

She given Derpy a little sheet with some notes on how to improve your handwriting. Derpy just ate the paper in front of Twilight. But she explained to her that if a Derpy pony eats something on paper, they will remember what it says forever and they won't forget. Twilight didn't want to mess with Derpy, she just went with it and assumed that she knew what Derpy was doing. Twilight then left Derpy to do her own thing so she went back home. But just before she was about to turn the corner, Twilight caught eye of Derpy sitting in front of her fireplace again. But she wasn't eating muffins like the other night. She was sittng down, with a quill and a big, massive 1000- page book and it looked like she was writing in her diary that Twilight had given her. Twilight was slightly stunned to see that Derpy was writing, with even neater handwriting! That sheet with notes had finally made its way into Derpy's memory. So Derpy wasn't being her usual derpy self, she didn't make a story up for once in her life! Twilight was tempted to go back in and say that Derpy had made the right move instead of eating the blueberry muffins that she had brought. ( Twilight had got them for Rarity and forgot to drop them in for her before she visited Derpy. Wrong move soldier!)

But Twilight had decided that she would quickly sneak up to Derpy's window and take a peek at what she really was writing. ( Just encase Twilight was seeing things) Nope, she was definitely writing in that diary of hers!

Dear diary,

I do apologize for the messy handwriting last night, but thanks to Twilight it has improved. You see, I had been given a note earlier today on how to improve one's handwriting. ( and vocabulary, in this case! ) I had taken the sheet of Twilight and ate it right in front of her. She should have seen her face when I ate the sheet, It was priceless! Hahaha! She also brought some blueberry muffins over for me. Yay ! I'm trying to hold off until I have finished writing this. But... it's...too...much! Om nom nom nom nom nom nom! MUFFINZ R TASTYEZ! nom nom nom nom nom!

Sorry diary! Hehehe!

Derpy Hooves

Because of those muffins, Derpy was managing to write faster.