(Note: Sung to the tune of Lady and The Tramp II: Scamp's Adventure's "Always There")

Sung by Pinkie Pie

"Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye."

If you have never made a Pinkie Pie Swear (shortened to Pinkie Promise), then you must realise the sheer gravity behind not only speaking these words, but also making the appropriate actions while doing so (mind your eye, Twilight would like to remind us). For you have just made a vow even more binding than a legal contract; heck, it's less risky to sell your mortal soul to darkness; there's considerably less consequences.

Don't break a Pinkie Promise, or kneecaps WILL be broken.

Pinkie Swear
A legally binding contract
Pinkie Swear
An unbreakable vow
Pinkie Swear
Take it back at your peril
Pinkie Swear
You cannot back out now
Honestly...

If you do
Ever break Pinkie’s promise
Through and through
I’ll break all of your legs
Or yet worse
I’ll turn your spine to putty
Pinkie Swear
Your skull is like an egg
Honestly…

Honestly
Honestly
I value honesty
Promise that you’ll follow through
We’ll have no problems then
You break it, and it’s not “if”, it’s “when”

Pinkie Swear
A promise not made lightly (I value honesty)
Take it back
Tartarus waits for thee
‘Part from that,
Everything is cool then!
Pinkie Swear
A vow made personally!
Honestly
Pinkie Swear
Honestly
Honestly
Honestly

Author's Note

As requested by Ugly-Duckling123.