My Little Disney: Music is Magic

(Note: Sung to the tune of Mr Toad's Wild Ride's "Secret of Survival")

Sung by Diamond Tiara and Applebloom

When Diamond Tiara became editor for the school newspaper, the Foal Free Press...in hindsight, perhaps it was a bad time for the Cutie Mark Crusaders to try their hoof at a journalism cutie mark.

Diamond Tiara wanted nothing to do with the namby-pamby stories (despite protests Namby-Pamby was a pretty good editor) and so the CMC became the anonymous Gabby Gums and found a rather compromising scoop featuring Snips and Snails. The paper for the day sold like hotcakes.

Putting it nicely, Diamond asked: Would they do it again?

Gabby Gums is hot as fire!
Get more scoops or face my ire!
You’re a secret writing libel in a journalistic world
Make up stories on the fly!
I don’t care if you must lie!
You’re a secret writing libel in a journalistic world
You’re a secret writing libel in a journalistic world

Ah’m havin’ second thoughts, as well…
Don’t care, I’ve got papers to sell;
More papers than you could ever dream of!

If you’re not caught, then you’re okay
Go ahead, make my day!
Write about DJ-Pon3’s fillyhood accordion!
Or ‘bout Lyra’s strange desire to walk upright and just run!

Every creature writing libel has to tread real carefully…
Public scorn is rife; guard with your life your true identity!
Out my office! Quick, be off! Is
It too much to ask that you blank-flanks not be here?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Gabby Gums is hot as fire!
Get more scoops or face my ire!
You’re a secret writing libel in a journalistic world
Make up stories on the fly!
I don’t care if you must lie!
You’re a secret writing libel
You’re a secret writing libel
You’re a secret writing libel in a journalistic world