(Note: Sung to the tune of Brother Bear's "No Way Out")

Sung by Fluttershy

"100% satisfaction or no payment." Those were the exact words regarding Iron Will's assertiveness seminar.

Fluttershy, as it turned out, wasn't satisfied with the results (I mean, you can't look back on the fact you threw at least 3 ponies into a pond and not feel bad), and so, she felt it ought to be free.

Everywhere I turned I hurt someone
But there's nothing I can say to change the things I've done
“One hundred percent satisfaction or your money back”
Iron Will, those exact words were yours, and that’s a fact

There's no way out of your tag-on
No like, no money
I know I hurt ponies
But I can't see another way
And I can't bring myself to pay

Tell me where did I go wrong
I even went and sung a song
About stomping ponies to the ground
But I didn’t like the scene
And that’s why there’s no payment to be found

There's no way out of your tag-on
No like, no money
I know I hurt ponies
But I can't see another way
And I can't bring myself to pay

Can't believe the words I spoke
Pushing around like it’s a joke
And when I think back, I feel shame
This thought, this act, this lack of tact

I know It's hard but found somehow
To look into your eye and to declare right now
You've given me the strength to say that I’m not satisfied
You've given me the strength to not pay out

I see the loophole in your clause
I see my future
And your exact words has meant no fee
Oh, and I can see another way
Don’t have to pay you today
(I see the path) I can see the path
I see my loophole
(I see the loophole) I see how to avoid the pay
I see my loophole
I see how to avoid the pay

Author's Note

As requested by hamcon