My Little Disney: Music is Magic

(Note: Sung to the tune of Mulan's "Honour To Us All")

Sung by Bon-Bon

When Bon-Bon's best friend Lyra Heartstrings suddenly announced she would leave Ponyville to search for the elusive human species, Bon-Bon had only one thought as the green unicorn left the house with her luggage and skipped off.

"We will never see Lyra again," Bon-Bon remarked drily, knowing that Lyra would probably come back the next day, having suddenly realised she missed the earth pony's sweets. Or forgot to pack her toothbrush.

This is what I have to live with?
Well, honey, I've seen worse.
When she comes back all depends
On bits in the purse.

Can she afford the train?
Did she pack an umbrella for the rain?
Don’t think she won’t come back again;
That she’s a goner to us all.

Wait and see, she’ll be back
Because of something she forgot to pack.
She won’t find a hint of human tracks
She’s no goner to us all.

She’ll be back in five minutes
Or at most, one whole day.
Lyra’s no Daring Do
She’ll lose focus on the way.

I hope she finds “proof” real soon
Here in Ponyville so she’s back by noon.
She won’t mount a trip to the moon
She’s no goner to us all.

She once found human footprints
It kept her in the house
Some tracks circling the garden,
Or somewhere thereabouts.

Turned out that it’s a hoax
Discord had made them just for jokes
To confuse archeologist blokes
Just to drive us up the wall.

Still she keeps on pressing,
She must proudly show it
The proof that humans do exist
And tell folks “don’t you know it!”

Celestia, hear my plea
Don’t want to get out the house, you see:
Go and rescue her from up a tree
Again preventing her fall.

Scarier than the anaconda
Is finding out where she has wandered!

Well at least I will say
She’s forgotten something along the way
That the train station is closed today
They’re not taking your toll.

She’s no goner to us
She’s no goner to us
She’s no goner to us
She’s no goner to us
She’s no goner to us all!