(Note: Sung to the tune of Mulan's "Reflection")

Sung by Ms. Harshwhinny

Ms. Harshwhinny was coming all the way to the Crystal Empire to review the facilities of the kingdom, to see whether or not it would be fit to host the illustrious Equestria Games. It was well-known that she was a mare who was incredibly difficult to please, and so everypony at the Crystal Empire were working as hard as they could to please.

Even when she hadn't actually arrived yet; they had mistaken a rather befuddled tourist for Ms. Harshwinny and thought the chipper attitude was all an elaborate con...and all because her train was delayed.

Look at me,
I may never get on the train today, it is rather late now...
Can it be,
Are they hard at work right now?
We will see,
If hygiene and catering are top-notch,
Or if I get a furrowed brow.

What is that train I see, pulling right up near me?
Why is my duel-carriage forty minutes late?
Now if it were my job,
I'd sack the lazy slobs!
Maybe I should inspect trains (on the side), or wait?

We're away,
Now the time will come,
When I see
If the place meets expectations
On that day,
I'll discover if things are up to snuff,
Can they do the Empire proud?

There's marks for food and drink,
Equipment, and I think,
There's guest accommodations,
And safety trust!
Do they have what it takes to make it the best of all time?
What will my inspection show? E.G Host, or bust?
What will my inspection show? E.G Host, or bust?

Author's Note

And once again the well starts to run dry. Please throw any suggestions you may have at me. Preferably from different movies so that I can space them out and use earlier requests...kthx