My Little Disney: Music is Magic

(Note: Sung to the tune of A Goofy Movie's "After Today")

Sung by Pinkie Pie

Did she seriously have to hang off a flagpole, with a megaphone, proclaiming Cranky Doodle Donkey's follicle-ly-challenged status for EVERYPONY to hear?

Cranky certainly didn't think so. Especially since it was HER fault for thinking his toupee was a spider and stomping on it.

He's been hairless since I can't remember
But you're not gonna laugh anymore
No more "Cranky the Bald"
I am frankly appalled as before

He's a follicle-ly challenged member
And so I need a wig right now, stat!
If you can't manage wigs
I'll take hats that are big
Just like that!
Just like that!
Just like that!
JUST LIKE THAT!

Gonna find some head gear
Gonna spread the big news
Cranky Doodle Donkey is bald, don't let him stew!

I'm after toupees, or maybe some afros
After toupees, for a mule!
After toupees, so gimme some ammo
Something that's trendy and cool!

I've got one sorry donkey who's head is all shiny
Who's missing his hair and
Whose pride is all tiny!
Just know that it's serious business
I need a wig thrown my way
I will be spending today after toupees

He gave me stink-eye
And who could blame him?
I can help out by
Telling everyone hear that he's bald and it's clear

I'm after toupees, or maybe some afros
To replace the one I broke...(Blech!)
After toupees, so gimme some ammo
Slap-headed-ness is no joke!

I've got one cranky donkey
Who's missing head cover
So please stop your laughing
And cough up another!

Just think of all the time I've been losing
How much clearer can I say?
Gonna need some new hair
And he looks really cross
Cos nopony will stop and resolve his great loss
If you have wigs, can you stay?
After toupees

I need a wig thrown my way
After toupees