(Note: Sung to the tune of Pirates Of The Caribbean's "A Pirate's Life For Me")

Sung by Rainbow Dash

Ever since she was a little girl, all Rainbow Dash ever wanted was to become part of the Wonderbolts. She wanted her very own plane to just go fast and perform the greatest aerial stunts that you ever saw with her idols.

If she ever met her pony counterpart, she'd be insanely jealous over the fact she doesn't NEED a plane to fly. Or be limited to just Mach 2.8 speeds.

Heave ho, heave ho, a pilot's life for me!
I'll soon be joining the Wonderbolt team,
I'll soon be flyin', uh huh!
I'll make it through high school and get a degree,
I'll soon be flyin', uh huh!

Heave ho, heave ho, a pilot's life for me!
I'll fly in formation at Mach 2.8,
I'll soon be flyin', uh huh!
A new pilot's license will soon be my fate!
I'll soon be flyin', uh huh!

Heave ho, heave ho, a pilot's life for me!
The sports club's my ticket through fitness exam,
I'll soon be flyin', uh huh!
A helix and barrel-roll with glitz and glam!
I'll soon be flyin', uh huh!

Be the very best like no-one ever was!
I'll soon be flyin', uh huh!
The queues will be long to watch planes flown by us!
I'll soon be flyin', uh huh!

Get on the team even if I must use force,
I'll soon be flyin', uh huh!
But I'll still give out discounts for friends of course!
I'll soon be flyin', uh huh!
Heave ho, heave ho, a pilot's life for me!

Author's Note

As requested by deathtap.