(Note: Sung to the tune of Mary Poppins's "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious")

Sung by Applebloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo

The Cutie Mark Crusaders have tried pretty much everything to try and earn their cutie marks, to no avail. However, there is still one frontier that the three fillies have not yet tried...

Celestia help us all, it's pyrotechnics and explosives.

Super Cutie Mark Crusader Experts on Explosions!
Looking for our special talents to spend our devotions!
Experience don't matter much, it's all about emotions!
Super Cutie Mark Crusader Experts on Explosions!
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay!

We've tried a dogfight out in space
But it was all a trap
And once we all tried bird-keeping
They got into a flap
But still there's one thing we have all
Not yet begun to try
Can we all earn our cutie marks
In making objects fry? Oh!

Super Cutie Mark Crusader Experts on Explosions!
What could possibly go wrong, it don't sound that atrocious!
We aim to make infernos that are really quite ferocious!
Super Cutie Mark Crusader Experts on Explosions!
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay!

We tried to paint an elephant
But we ran out of red
And once we all tried parkour
But we nearly wound up dead

A song we sent for this fanfic
Got a "Rejected" stamp
I hope the author comes down with
A vicious finger cramp!

Oh,
Super Cutie Mark Crusader Experts on Explosions!
Flames and powder set up to cause quite a big commotion
We could also make a highly volatile potion
Super Cutie Mark Crusader Experts on Explosions!
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay!

So when we have exhausted
All our other choices here
Pyrotechnics is the last thing
to place our hopes and fears

Blowing things up is all we have
So let's give it a shot!
We'll make a show that's gonna blow
Your mind that ultra hot!

With The
Super Cutie Mark Crusader Experts on Explosions!
Hoping this will get us all our cutie mark promotions!
We'll get them even if we have to dry up all the oceans!
Super Cutie Mark Crusader Experts on Explosions!

Author's Note

I'm taking Guest Submissions, if the Cutie Mark Crusaders are to be believed.

I think you can do a better job than them. Just PM me with your submission. Don't forget to have a title, lyrics, and state the movie and its song!