My Little Disney: Music is Magic

(Note: Sung to the tune of The Sword In The Stone's "Most Befuddling Thing")

Sung by Pinkie Pie

Pinkie tends to say the most disheartening things at the worst possible time in the worst possible place.

That's probably why Twilight actively discourages Pinkie from being a therapist as a career choice.

I can't help but feel, right here and now
I say most discouraging things
When you need a motivating vow
I just leave you crying and shaking...
Once, Fluttershy was nervous
So, what'd I say and do?
Crowds must have left her shaking
And she sounded like a dude

Another time somepony was sad
She said she'd destroy all the work she had
And I said the wrong thing right there
"Just try it, you gutless mare!"
It's a most discouraging, most discouraging thing

I can't but feel that partially
That it might be me being harsh-ly
It's a hope-abandoning
Most dismembering
Most dismantling
Most disheartening
Most disconcerting
Most discouraging
Thing!