My Little Disney: Music is Magic

(Note: Sung to the tune of Schoolhouse Rock! Earth's "The Three R's")

Sung by Gilda

Contrary to what you may think, Gilda the griffin does not actually discriminate against ponies. She hates them, yes, but only because she seems to hate everyone. It's just that she hates them more.

I, I, I hate you lame-os
I, I, I hate you lame-os
I, I, I hate you lame-o ponies
I cannot take your dullness
No, I can't
You're a bunch of losers
Because two times six is twelve
Twelve add seven is nineteen
And the nineteenth letter in the alphabet is S
I got three S's
I'm gonna talk about today

You gotta learn to
Sit Down, Shut Up, and Stop That
Sit Down, Shut Up, and Stop That
Sit Down, Shut Up, and Stop That
Sit Down, Shut Up, and Stop That

I was going to the market on edge of town
Bumped into Nervous Wreck Yellow Crybaby Face
You gotta learn to sit down
Are all of you dweebs just that sensitive?
Minding everyone in sight, that just ain't no way to live
Shut up
You gotta learn to shut up
If the two S's don't work out
Stop featherin' crying your eyes out
Just stop that
You gotta learn to just stop that!

You gotta learn to
Sit Down, Shut Up, and Stop That
Sit Down, Shut Up, and Stop That
Sit Down, Shut Up, and Stop That
Sit Down, Shut Up, and Stop That

Cause I! cannot stomach babies
Oh no I can't!
I hate you lame-o ponies! See!
See!
3,6,9,12,18,21,24,27,30,33,36,
33,30,27,24,21,18,12,9,6,3!
Break a leg. I mean it
Go for it
Break a leg. I mean it

Gotta learn
Sit Down, Shut Up, and Stop That
Sit Down, Shut Up, and Stop That
Sit Down, Shut Up, and Stop That
Sit Down, Shut Up, and Stop That
I hate you lame-o ponies