(Note: Sung to the tune of High School Musical 3: Senior Year's "I Want It All")

Sung by Jim the Cave Troll

Twilight certainly found the behaviour of the cave troll in front of them to be fascinating, as well as their size, which was apparently bigger than The Cave Dweller's Reference Guide said they were.

Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash would probably have agreed were it not for the fact they were being ponyhandled by a hulking grey monster that smelled really funny.

IMAGINE HABIN' EVEWYFING I EBUR DWEAMED
WHAT I NAME IT?
F'WUFFY!
HOW 'BOUT DIS ONE?
IT'S GEORGE
IMAGINE PWETAH PONAY IN MY CAVE HERE
I GET DAH BWUSH!
PWETAH PONAY?
WELL OF COURSE
YEAH PLEASE!
I GOTTA HUG IT
AND SQUEEZE IT
I WIW TAKE CARE O' DEM
WHILE STAYIN' IN MAH DEN!
SOUND EXCITING?
INVITING
LET'S DO IT THEN
KEEPING DEM!
HAIR BWUSHY BWUSHY, PWETAH HAR ON PWETAH PONAY
BUT WHERE DO I KEEP ALL DA PONAYS?
RIGHT 'ER IN MAH CAVE!

CALL THIS ONE
FIWEFWY!
COLLECT THE PONAYS
THAT'S BETTAH
JIM CAN SEE DAT BIGGAH IS BETTAH
AND BETTAH IS BIGGAH
A WIDDLE BIT IS NEVAH ENUF
NO, NO, NO!

DON'T I WANT YOU ALL!
I HUG YA, AND SQUEEZE YA, CALL YOU GEORGE
THE CUTE WIDDLE PONAYS AND MORE
I WANT YOU ALL, I WANT YOU, YOU KNOW DAT I WANT YOU
I KEEP YOU ALL LINED UP ON DA FLOOR
I WANT PONAYS, NUFFIN LESS, PWETAH HAR COMBED AND PWESSED
IT GET VEWY LONELY IN DA CAVE .
SING IT!
I WANT YOU ALL
I WANT YOU, I WANT YOU, YEAH
SIT ON DA SHEWF IN CAVERN WALLS
I WANT YOU ALL!

CAN'T YOU SEE IT
YEAH
I'M GONNA WUV YOU
UH-HUH
I MEAN DAT!
COW PONAY, PINK PONAY, AND WHITE PONAY CALLED GEORGE
FWIEND FOR JIM, DON'T STOP ME, I'M WON'T GIB UP DAH PONAYS
FWIENDLY FACES, OF CUDDLY WACES
CUDDLE DESE?
YES PWEASE
GONNA GIB DEM ALL A SQUEEZE!
YA CAN WUN, BUT HEY, YA CAN'T WUN FWOM OLD JIMMAY
YOU NOW MAH PONAY!
I LIKE IT
I KEEP YOU THEN
I KNOW, BE CAREFUL,
PONAYS, BE GENTLE
DEY ONLY SMALL, SO JIM SHOULD WATCH OUT!!

NEW BEST FWIEND?
FINK BIGGAH
WIDDLE PONAY FWIENDS....
DAT'S BETTAH!

JIM CAN SEE DAT BIGGAH IS BETTAH
AND BETTAH IS BIGGAH
A WIDDLE BIT IS NEVAH ENUF
NO, NO, NO!

DON'T I WANT YOU ALL!
I HUG YA, AND SQUEEZE YA, CALL YOU GEORGE
THE CUTE WIDDLE PONAYS AND MORE
I WANT YOU ALL, I WANT YOU, WANT YOU
I KEEP YOU ALL LINED UP ON DA FLOOR
I WANT PONAYS, NUFFIN LESS, PWETAH HAR COMBED AND PWESSED
IT GET VEWY LONELY IN DA CAVE .
I WANT YOU ALL!
I WANT YOU, WANT YOU, WANT YOU, PURPLE ONE, BLUE ONE, PINK ONE'S SMALL
I WANT YOU ALL!!

HERE IN DA CAVE WHERE JIM LIVE, LOOK AT WHAT I HAVE
WHEN PONAY FWIENDS AWWIVE,
JIMMAY JUST HAD TO LAFF!
YAY!

I WANT YOU, I-I I WANT YOU, I WANT YOU, I WANT YOU,
I-I, I WANT YOU, I WANT YOU, I WANT I-I I WANT YOU!

THE CUTE WIDDLE PONAYS AND MORE
I WANT YOU ALL, I WANT YOU, YOU KNOW DAT I WANT YOU
I KEEP YOU ALL LINED UP ON DA FLOOR
I WANT PONAYS, NUFFIN LESS, PWETAH HAR COMBED AND PWESSED
IT GET VEWY LONELY IN DA CAVE .
I WANT YOU ALL!
PINK ONE!
WHITE ONE!
BLUE!
PURPLE ONE!
COW GIRL!
YELLOW!
EVEN SMALL ONES!
BIG ONES!
TALL ONES!
FAT WOUND ONES!
SKINNAY ONES!
NO MATTAH WHAT!!
I WANT YOU ALL!!

Author's Note

Based on the comics.