(Note: Sung to the tune of The Lion King's "I Just Can't Wait To Be King")

Sung by Applebloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo

After the last spectacular failure in getting their cutie marks (which the residents of Ponyville now refer to as "The Second Great Fire of Equestria") The Cutie Mark Crusaders are stuck for ideas.

Just then, Applebloom came up with an idea; build the most spectacular, incredible, super-problem-solving-est machine in the world.

Just one question: What the heck would it actually DO?

I'm gonna build a mighty thing
So inventors beware
You have no idea what it would DO!
You've pulled this out thin air!

It's gonna be a main event
Like nothing was before
It'll make your bed and cook your lunch
And for tennis it keeps score!

As long as it's not built from wood and string...
Oh I just can't WAIT for this thing!

It'll do a dance act
It'll do the dishes
It'll play you music
Anything you wishes!

It'll fix your things all day!
Solve anything that comes your way!

It sounds like it'll be a hit
But where would you even start?
I'd make it version 1.1
And add on different parts!

You sure that it would hold up right
The materials sound amiss
It's wood and gems and mud and steel
Because it ALWAYS is

It's what's most available to bring
Oh I just can't wait for this thing!

It'll tell you stories
It provides a nightlight
It'll clean your bedroom
It'll bake a pie right!

And so we're gonna go for broke and sing
It sounds so dumb, the trouble it would bring
But finished it'll be our finest fling
Oh we just can't wait for this thing!
Oh we just can't wait for this thing!
Oh we just can't wait...
For this thing!

Author's Note

As requested by Tacosaurus101