My Little Disney: Music is Magic

(Note: Sung to the tune of The Little Mermaid's "Poor Unfortunate Souls")

Sung by Twilight Sparkle

Before Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she was Princess Celestia's protege in magic. Of course, as her student, it involved sending regular reports listing her most recent findings, using Spike's unique fire breath to send the scrolls to the Princess. Of course, when Spike wasn't concentrating, the exact destination of the scrolls tend to be...erratic.

I admit that in the past I've been pedantic
I'm not kidding when there shouldn't be a hitch
But you'll find that nowadays
I've found out all sorts of ways
And in terms of my knowledge I'm rather rich
(In Magic)
But when Spike come down with bad indigestion
He goes and burps like a dragon all possessed
And dear friend, please don't laugh
Though it is rather daft
When the scrolls are misdirected in the mess

Poor unfortunate scrolls
Where do they go?
My report has gone astray
It has vanished in the aether
Who will help me?
Oh no...
Those poor unfortunate scrolls
So sad, so true
Thesis sent across Equestria
It may wind up in the sea
What to do now?!
Got the blues...

Now it's happened once or twice
Once it wound up in some ice
And I'm afraid I had to keep Spike off the coals...
Yes I've had the odd complaint
But it's not like I try being late!
With those poor unfortunate scrolls...

I get myself all worked up in a lather
It's Magic Kindergarten for me! I'm so sure!
Oh it seems that I have erred and I know that soon the word
Will spread until it comes back at my door!
Princess Celestia was understanding the first time...
But twice look like tardiness, you see!
I have to write it all again
But I must go fetch my own pen
Since Spike is still looking a little green...

Come on you poor unfortunate scroll
Title there! Reference here!
I'm a very busy pony and I haven't got all day
Missing deadlines
That's my fear!
Those poor unfortunate scrolls
It's sad but true
If I want to stay a protege
I've got to sent this scroll
Or I'll look like such a slacker
It weighs heavy on my soul
Oh Spike! Oh great, you're okay now!
You were like a greedy foal...
Send this poor unfortunate scroll!