(Note: Sung to the tune of Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day's "The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers")

Sung by Lyra Heartstrings

For a very long time, the existence of humans was shrouded in mystery. In fact, few ponies believed they were real, except for one rather overly happy green unicorn called Lyra Heartstrings, who's obsession with them even borderlined on madness, even wishing for their "fingers" as the appendages on their front legs were called.

Twilight's most recent adventure through the magic mirror into another world, confirming their existence, could only be good news for her, which resulted in her doing a lot of celebratory dancing and a lot of happy singing the night she heard of their adventures, much to the disdain of her friend Bon Bon...

The wonderful thing about fingers
Is fingers are wonderful things!
They can grab things without using magic
And they can put on so many rings!
These digits fidget, bridge it, which is
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
But the most wonderful thing about fingers is
You get ten, not one

The wonderful thing about fingers
Is fingers are marvelous to have!
You can point with vim and with vigor
My work would be cut in half!
They're pointy, jointy, real enjoy-ty
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
But the most wonderful thing about fingers is
You get ten, not one

Fingers are awfully useful
Fingers are awfully sweet
Ev'ryone el-us is jealous
That's why I repeat...and repeat

The wonderful thing about fingers
Is fingers are wonderful things!
They can grab things without using magic
And they can put on so many rings!
These digits fidget, bridge it, which is
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
But the most wonderful thing about fingers is
You get ten, not one

Fingers are awfully useful
Fingers are awfully sweet
Ev'ryone el-us is jealous
That's why I repeat...and repeat

The wonderful thing about fingers
Is fingers are wonderful things!
They can grab things without using magic
And they can put on so many rings!
These digits fidget, bridge it, which is
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
But the most wonderful thing about fingers is
You get ten, not one
Y-y-you get ten, not one! Whoo!

Author's Note

As requested by Ugly-Duckling123