My Little Disney: Music is Magic

(Note: Sung to the tune of Brave's "Learn Me Right")

Sung by Rainbow Dash

Don't yank on Applejack's tail if you want attention. That's where the kicking legs are, and she bucks HARD when startled, as Rainbow Dash found to her cost.

"Years of apple-buckin'" according to Applejack. Be that as it may, it really HURTS.

Though I may speak and sound quite crass
Those legs are like some big nuclear blast
I have no strength with which to fly
And I've got some gravel in my eye

I just yanked her tail
Dislocated my knee
Usually not that frail,
It's killing me

I just yanked her tail
Dislocated my knee
Usually not that frail,
It's killing me
I'm in the hospital
Bouncing a rubber ball
Boredom isn't far away

I took the kick right to the face
I crash-landed in the most painful place
In agony and massive pain
Setting my bones back in again

I just yanked her tail
Dislocated my knee
Usually not that frail,
It's killing me
I'm in the hospital
Bouncing a rubber ball
Boredom isn't far away