(Note: Sung to the tune of Frozen's "In Summer")

Sung by Octavia

Octavia values the precise, elegant sounds of classical music. Throughout Ponyville, she is the most well known among her entourage and among the most popular, all down to her skills on the bass and her standards of perfection.

She sometimes does solo performances, or collaborates with other musicians to produce new pieces. Learning to work with others has been an important aspect of her career.

So of course, when somepony submitted a proposal to introduce a bass drummer in her music, and then, when questioned, proceeded to smack the cymbals and drums to the sounds of Beethclover's Symphony, it could only have ended very badly for everypony involved.

You should leave,
Cause I personally don't believe
In "You can't lose me, I'm the drummer"
A bass in my hoof,
Poised to smack you straight to the roof
Prob'ly going to turn down, eject the drummer

I’ll never hear such gruesome noise taint the classic music sheets
I just can't take anymore of those infernal drumming beats

And I can’t wait to see
This cretin leave, believe you me
The ensemble does not require the drummer

Dah-dah, da-doo, a-bah-bah-bah bah-bah-boo

The headache I've gotten is just so intense,
A position with us, it just makes no sense!

Rrr-raht da-daht dah-dah-dah dah-dah-dah dah dah doo

Our arts go together like clean sheets and muck,
So bass drums with classical, who gives a...flying feather!

Could somepony tell him in the politest way
I'd rather eat worms than listen to him play?

Oh, I'm off to nurse,
Since my head is getting worse
Why did anypony feel that we needed the drummer!

"I’m gonna tell him," Harpo said, making his way towards the door.

Beauty Brass replied, "Please do..."

THEEEEE DRUUUUMMEEEEEEEEEEEERR!!!

Author's Note

As requested by Awesomo3000