(Note: Sung to the tune of Tangled's "I've Got A Dream")

Sung by Rarity, Vinyl Scratch aka DJ-Pon3 and the rest of the bar customers

Do you ever have one of those moments where you've just gone through all the effort to construct something amazing, only to have the entire thing just sort of fall over and break with just one small touch?

Well, that's what happened to Rarity one day, trying to fulfill an order to Manehatten's most well-known fashion group, Hazy Day.

Thankfully, as she sat in Ponyville's local watering hole, nursing a Tutti-Frutti Sherbet Sugar Punch (not to Pinkie standards, but it sufficed), she discovered that a surprising amount of the customers were there for similar reasons.

It was going to be fabulous
Not boring bleak or drab-ulous
I had finished the most flowing dress in ages
The work was long and arduous
And then it went to Tartarus
It's my greatest fiasco in history pages
It all started when a seam in the dress split
I could have fixed that error in my dream!
But then things turned for the worse
It descended like a curse (Oh WHY?!)
And it all started when
I split a seam...

She split a seam!
She split a seam!
Opal jumped on the desk and pulled the thread clean!
As she sped away right then
The dress tore up in pieces ten!
It caught in her claw because
I split a seam!

You know, I was just chillaxin'
When some ponies showed up askin'
Oh scratch that, they just KICKED DOWN MY FRONT DOOR!
They yelled out, "Get on your knees!
Ev'rypony go and seize
Her illegally purchased sheet music score!
Sir Neon Lights, you, boy, are under arrest!"
I know I'm not as girlish as I seem
But my house had gotten wrecked
He oughta go get his eyes checked!
It was as bad as the time when
You split a seam

She split a seam!
She split a seam!
She split a seam!
She split a seam!
I told 'em Neon lived right across the stream!
I was totally freaked out
Tonight, should have just sneaked out
It was as bad as the time
You split a seam

Lyra thought that she had a fatal illness
Time Turner lost hundreds on the wheel
And a pony did steal
Pipsqueak's Pirate's sailing keel
Raindrop's ill
Berry's broke
Sea Swirl's house filled with artichokes

And barely one of us got our own episode!

Wow, that's awful - oh no, really!
I do mean it, true and dearly
I see I am not alone in my suffering
But we all know this, don't we?
Misery loves company!
So drinks on me, you get your night for nothing!

I split a seam!
She split a seam!
I split a seam!
She split a seam!
But it's nothing compared to where you've all been! (Yeahh!)
To Tartarus with Hazy Day
Never liked her anyway
I don't care about the fact
I split a seam!

You split a seam!
I split a seam!
You split a seam!
I split a seam!
So our diff 'rences ain't really that extreme! (We're one big team...!)
Call it bad luck or coincidence
Hope the bad luck is no precedence
Hope it's nothing like the time
She split a seam!

I split a seam!
You split a seam!
She split a seam!
She split a seam!
She split a seam!
I split a seam!

Hope it's nothing like the time
She split a seam!
Yeahh!

Author's Note

As requested by Awesomo3000